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EroticySteve · 10-12-2005, 08:47 AM

I'm very observant. I like to take everything in.

One thing that escapes logic is how as someone's size increases their car decreases in size.

It seems that the size of car someone buys is inversely proportional to their body size.

I see big people, HUGE people driving things like Hyundai Accents, Civics and other compacts.

Yet you see an 80lb 90 year old lady driving a Cadillac DeVille.

Anyone else noticed this?

Jimbo · 10-12-2005, 09:05 AM

lol makes me think of my friend in his cadillac lol

Rui · 10-12-2005, 09:10 AM

You should come to Europe on of these days ;)

Jakke PNG · 10-12-2005, 09:12 AM

I'm 300+ lbs and drive a 1.2 liter renault clio. lol.
It barely has enough HP to pull me up steep hills. hehehe

EroticySteve · 10-12-2005, 09:13 AM

Rui,

I can only imagine what it's like in Europe. Cars there tend to be much smaller on average and Europe is having the same problems with Obesity that America is having.

ICK, I can see it now. Some 400lb woman in an Smart car.

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EroticySteve · 10-12-2005, 09:16 AM

u-Bob i'm sure if FOX networks see this it will be a new reality show.

EroticySteve · 10-12-2005, 09:23 AM

This reminds me of one time in Auto Shop in high school.

Students and teachers brought cars in for free service.

One main office secretary brought her Ford Escort in because it was scraping when she made left turns.

She dropped the car off with us before class started and left the keys.

The teacher had already looked at it during his free period before our class. He had evaluated the problem and wanted to see who in the class could diagnose the issue.

The class came out to the lift and was given the owner's statement. "Car scrapes and dips hard to the left on left turns."

The teacher asked us for our opinions or possible diagnosises before we started to look for possible problems.

The typical responses were.

1) Bad shocks. nope
2) Bad springs. possibly
3) Other broken steering or suspension component
4) Bad bushings
5) Loose brake component.

The teacher said, "You're all wrong."

He said, "Yes, there's some excessive wear on the drivers side tires from scraping but do you know why?"

Someone yelled out, "That fatass that's driving it weighs too much?"

BINGO.

The owner of the car was easily in the mid to high 400lbs. BIG WOMAN. The car did have some normal wear and tear but under normal driving conditions it would have been okay. The car dips hard because she's got the weight of the car so off balance.

Solutions.

Tell customer to lose weight.
Use stiffer springs.

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EroticySteve · 10-12-2005, 09:47 AM

That's nuts.

warlock5 · 10-12-2005, 10:04 AM

I suspect the size of the monthly grocery bill is also inversly related to the size of the monthly car payments.

fuzebox · 10-12-2005, 10:07 AM

I'm 6'3 200lb, and drove a Miata for a year... There's actually way more interior room than a lot of bigger cars, they designed the car well.

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10-12-2005, 08:47 AM	#1
EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	Big people and small cars. I'm very observant. I like to take everything in. One thing that escapes logic is how as someone's size increases their car decreases in size. It seems that the size of car someone buys is inversely proportional to their body size. I see big people, HUGE people driving things like Hyundai Accents, Civics and other compacts. Yet you see an 80lb 90 year old lady driving a Cadillac DeVille. Anyone else noticed this? __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'm 300+ lbs and drive a 1.2 liter renault clio. lol. It barely has enough HP to pull me up steep hills. hehehe __________________ ..and I'm off.

10-12-2005, 09:13 AM	#5
EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	Rui, I can only imagine what it's like in Europe. Cars there tend to be much smaller on average and Europe is having the same problems with Obesity that America is having. ICK, I can see it now. Some 400lb woman in an Smart car. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	u-Bob i'm sure if FOX networks see this it will be a new reality show. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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10-12-2005, 09:23 AM	#8
EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	This reminds me of one time in Auto Shop in high school. Students and teachers brought cars in for free service. One main office secretary brought her Ford Escort in because it was scraping when she made left turns. She dropped the car off with us before class started and left the keys. The teacher had already looked at it during his free period before our class. He had evaluated the problem and wanted to see who in the class could diagnose the issue. The class came out to the lift and was given the owner's statement. "Car scrapes and dips hard to the left on left turns." The teacher asked us for our opinions or possible diagnosises before we started to look for possible problems. The typical responses were. 1) Bad shocks. nope 2) Bad springs. possibly 3) Other broken steering or suspension component 4) Bad bushings 5) Loose brake component. The teacher said, "You're all wrong." He said, "Yes, there's some excessive wear on the drivers side tires from scraping but do you know why?" Someone yelled out, "That fatass that's driving it weighs too much?" BINGO. The owner of the car was easily in the mid to high 400lbs. BIG WOMAN. The car did have some normal wear and tear but under normal driving conditions it would have been okay. The car dips hard because she's got the weight of the car so off balance. Solutions. Tell customer to lose weight. Use stiffer springs. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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10-12-2005, 10:04 AM	#11
warlock5 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Uranus Posts: 2,808	I suspect the size of the monthly grocery bill is also inversly related to the size of the monthly car payments.

10-12-2005, 10:07 AM	#12
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,131	I'm 6'3 200lb, and drove a Miata for a year... There's actually way more interior room than a lot of bigger cars, they designed the car well.