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EroticySteve 10-12-2005 08:47 AM

Big people and small cars.
 
I'm very observant. I like to take everything in.

One thing that escapes logic is how as someone's size increases their car decreases in size.

It seems that the size of car someone buys is inversely proportional to their body size.

I see big people, HUGE people driving things like Hyundai Accents, Civics and other compacts.

Yet you see an 80lb 90 year old lady driving a Cadillac DeVille.

Anyone else noticed this?

Jimbo 10-12-2005 09:05 AM

lol makes me think of my friend in his cadillac lol

Rui 10-12-2005 09:10 AM

You should come to Europe on of these days ;)

Jakke PNG 10-12-2005 09:12 AM

I'm 300+ lbs and drive a 1.2 liter renault clio. lol.
It barely has enough HP to pull me up steep hills. hehehe

EroticySteve 10-12-2005 09:13 AM

Rui,

I can only imagine what it's like in Europe. Cars there tend to be much smaller on average and Europe is having the same problems with Obesity that America is having.

ICK, I can see it now. Some 400lb woman in an Smart car.

u-Bob 10-12-2005 09:14 AM

now here's a thread that needs pics :)

EroticySteve 10-12-2005 09:16 AM

u-Bob i'm sure if FOX networks see this it will be a new reality show.

EroticySteve 10-12-2005 09:23 AM

This reminds me of one time in Auto Shop in high school.

Students and teachers brought cars in for free service.

One main office secretary brought her Ford Escort in because it was scraping when she made left turns.

She dropped the car off with us before class started and left the keys.

The teacher had already looked at it during his free period before our class. He had evaluated the problem and wanted to see who in the class could diagnose the issue.

The class came out to the lift and was given the owner's statement. "Car scrapes and dips hard to the left on left turns."

The teacher asked us for our opinions or possible diagnosises before we started to look for possible problems.

The typical responses were.

1) Bad shocks. nope
2) Bad springs. possibly
3) Other broken steering or suspension component
4) Bad bushings
5) Loose brake component.

The teacher said, "You're all wrong."

He said, "Yes, there's some excessive wear on the drivers side tires from scraping but do you know why?"

Someone yelled out, "That fatass that's driving it weighs too much?"

BINGO.

The owner of the car was easily in the mid to high 400lbs. BIG WOMAN. The car did have some normal wear and tear but under normal driving conditions it would have been okay. The car dips hard because she's got the weight of the car so off balance.

Solutions.

Tell customer to lose weight.
Use stiffer springs.

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EroticySteve 10-12-2005 09:47 AM

That's nuts.

warlock5 10-12-2005 10:04 AM

I suspect the size of the monthly grocery bill is also inversly related to the size of the monthly car payments.

fuzebox 10-12-2005 10:07 AM

I'm 6'3 200lb, and drove a Miata for a year... There's actually way more interior room than a lot of bigger cars, they designed the car well.

Dalai lama 10-12-2005 10:09 AM

Sweet ride :)

s9ann0 10-12-2005 10:15 AM


i think he migth be on steriods


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