How do really fat people wipe their asses? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 10-10-2005, 08:38 PM

Do they have like sticks with towels attached to the end or something?

AmigoPorn · 10-10-2005, 08:41 PM

They do?

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:42 PM

Can you imagine sticking your head between the ass of an obese guy who hasnt been able to wipe his ass for the last 5 years :/

Pleasurepays · 10-10-2005, 08:43 PM

most people are not aware that most of the bigger pro body builders can't wipe their own ass.

Rob · 10-10-2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Can you imagine sticking your head between the ass of an obese guy who hasnt been able to wipe his ass for the last 5 years :/

I honestly couldn't imagine sticking my head between ANY man's ass regardless of weight.

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

most people are not aware that most of the bigger pro body builders can't wipe their own ass.

Wow no shit?

Rob · 10-10-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Wow no shit?

Shit you not.

BlingDaddy · 10-10-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Do they have like sticks with towels attached to the end or something?

Yes, it's something like a backscratcher with a "swiffer" attached. You don't need to much worry about it, I've already trademarked it as the "ChubWipe" and you'll see it on TV soon. Move along.

Spunky · 10-10-2005, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

most people are not aware that most of the bigger pro body builders can't wipe their own ass.

They can't bend their arms back or something due to the muscle mass?

Pleasurepays · 10-10-2005, 08:46 PM

we were just talking about this in the gym today. we could think of 4-5 that will readily admit it.

sicone · 10-10-2005, 08:47 PM

I use toilet paper in a wiping motion.

How do skinny people wipe their ass? Is there a different technique that as a fat man I am not aware of?

sicone · 10-10-2005, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

Yes, it's something like a backscratcher with a "swiffer" attached. You don't need to much worry about it, I've already trademarked it as the "ChubWipe" and you'll see it on TV soon. Move along.

Market it to lazy people also

BlingDaddy · 10-10-2005, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

we were just talking about this in the gym today. we could think of 4-5 that will readily admit it.

You spend too much time in the gym, and secondarily how this topic came up between you all I will never know.

I have never asked my spotter.... "How do you wipe you ass"?

Pleasurepays · 10-10-2005, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

They can't bend their arms back or something due to the muscle mass?

yeah. big lats and flexibility. i dont really know how common it is, but i do know a few that admit to having this problem. my partner that i work out with everyday is friends with a lot of pros and he named a few that couldn't. for whatever reason the subject came up today actually.

EscortBiz · 10-10-2005, 08:49 PM

fat fucks like to talk allot of bullshit about pro bodybuilders, yup they got small cocks, cant wwipe their ass, if they stop working ut they will turn flabby blah blah blah LAZY FUCK get off your ass and train and maybe just maybe you will see a difference

Pleasurepays · 10-10-2005, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz

fat fucks like to talk allot of bullshit about pro bodybuilders, yup they got small cocks, cant wwipe their ass, if they stop working ut they will turn flabby blah blah blah LAZY FUCK get off your ass and train and maybe just maybe you will see a difference

who the fuck are you talking to?

BlingDaddy · 10-10-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

Market it to lazy people also

I'm on that... it's called the "Sloth Wipe" Wait till you see the commercial!

"Tired of wiping that ass? Try the SLOTH WIPE! It does it in one easy painless motion! No more refillin those pesky toilet paper rolls and having to throw away that stupid cardboard. Sloth Wipe is ready!"
Order now, $27.95 + 32.99 s/h.

Furious_Male · 10-10-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

yeah. big lats and flexibility. i dont really know how common it is, but i do know a few that admit to having this problem. my partner that i work out with everyday is friends with a lot of pros and he named a few that couldn't. for whatever reason the subject came up today actually.

What the hell do they do then?

BlingDaddy · 10-10-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz

fat fucks like to talk allot of bullshit about pro bodybuilders, yup they got small cocks, cant wwipe their ass, if they stop working ut they will turn flabby blah blah blah LAZY FUCK get off your ass and train and maybe just maybe you will see a difference

U oh.... someone hit a nerve... this is a joke thread.. you do know that right?

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz

fat fucks like to talk allot of bullshit about pro bodybuilders, yup they got small cocks, cant wwipe their ass, if they stop working ut they will turn flabby blah blah blah LAZY FUCK get off your ass and train and maybe just maybe you will see a difference

You alright?

Rob · 10-10-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

You spend too much time in the gym, and secondarily how this topic came up between you all I will never know.

I have never asked my spotter.... "How do you wipe you ass"?

NO SHIT!

Pleasurepays · 10-10-2005, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male

What the hell do they do then?

one guy told me his girlfriend wipes his ass for him. i am not real aquainted with all the various ass cleaning techniques out there... but i am sure those that needed to, found solutions. ;)

i am 5'10", 250 pounds at 18% bodyfat and its getting harder and harder for me to reach behind my back and i am not really that big comparitively. Ronnie Coleman will compete at Mr Olympia this month at over 300 pounds and 1% or less bodyfat at 5'9" (i think) and I am sure its not an easy thing for him considering he has a massive back. i would not be very surprised if he needs help. if anyone was interested to know, they could hang out at outback steakhouse in arlington texas and see if he ever users the restroom there by himself.

BlackCrayon · 10-10-2005, 08:58 PM

i was watching the sunday night sex show one night and this chick was saying how she was too fat to wipe her ass anymore and had to wear diapers and was asking why her husband didn't want to fuck her anymore! haha. thats sad shit.

dunefield · 10-10-2005, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

I honestly couldn't imagine sticking my head between ANY man's ass regardless of weight.

LiveDose · 10-10-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

i was watching the sunday night sex show one night and this chick was saying how she was too fat to wipe her ass anymore and had to wear diapers and was asking why her husband didn't want to fuck her anymore! haha. thats sad shit.

Fat & stupid, great combo!

adultchica · 10-10-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

I'm on that... it's called the "Sloth Wipe" Wait till you see the commercial!

"Tired of wiping that ass? Try the SLOTH WIPE! It does it in one easy painless motion! No more refillin those pesky toilet paper rolls and having to throw away that stupid cardboard. Sloth Wipe is ready!"
Order now, $27.95 + 32.99 s/h.

That is just PRICELESS. TOO FUNNY.

What about chicks with really long hair though that get their hair stuck in between their ass crack when they are going to wipe or what about if their hair is so long it touches the toilet water while they are taking a pooey

reynold · 10-10-2005, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Can you imagine sticking your head between the ass of an obese guy who hasnt been able to wipe his ass for the last 5 years :/

No I can't, and I can't imagine you could do that either.

BlingDaddy · 10-10-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchica

That is just PRICELESS. TOO FUNNY.

What about chicks with really long hair though that get their hair stuck in between their ass crack when they are going to wipe or what about if their hair is so long it touches the toilet water while they are taking a pooey

Ya know chica... I'm starting to take a liking to you.....

But anyway... the new product I have developed for your particular "situataion" is called the "Pony tail Poo Poo holder!"

It's kinda like a robe holder... but wait! There's more!

Commercial airing next fall..... "Are you tired of having your long hair drag in the potty? It's a PAIN! What about when you go to wipe and your "luscious locks get in the way!" Eww!

Thankfully.... now theres the "Pony Tail Poo Poo Holder!!!!" Just hang it up, and take a pooey in peace!

($29.95, not sold in stores, $38.42 shipping and handling.)

Vitasoy · 10-10-2005, 09:32 PM

I don't know, and I don't wanna know

Fucksakes · 10-10-2005, 09:33 PM

couldnt you get one of them tolits that sprays water.. or just take a shower right after.. uck.

to every problem there is a solution. and to every solution is another problem

adultchica · 10-10-2005, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

Ya know chica... I'm starting to take a liking to you.....

But anyway... the new product I have developed for your particular "situataion" is called the "Pony tail Poo Poo holder!"

It's kinda like a robe holder... but wait! There's more!

Commercial airing next fall..... "Are you tired of having your long hair drag in the potty? It's a PAIN! What about when you go to wipe and your "luscious locks get in the way!" Eww!

Thankfully.... now theres the "Pony Tail Poo Poo Holder!!!!" Just hang it up, and take a pooey in peace!

($29.95, not sold in stores, $38.42 shipping and handling.)

HAHAHAHAHA I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF HAHAHAHAHA

You rule, blingdaddy. You are the invention king. You could make millions off of fat people, lazy people, and chicks with really long hair :-)

BlingDaddy · 10-10-2005, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchica

HAHAHAHAHA I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF HAHAHAHAHA

You rule, blingdaddy. You are the invention king. You could make millions off of fat people, lazy people, and chicks with really long hair :-)

I'm evvvvilll... wait till you see my "Long hair hurricane tiedown". Just kidding... the commercials arent scheduled yet...

escorpio · 10-10-2005, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

one guy told me his girlfriend wipes his ass for him.

He should marry her. She's truly devoted.

Zeina-Heart · 10-10-2005, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

most people are not aware that most of the bigger pro body builders can't wipe their own ass.

no..way really... ewww how do they wipe..

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Jakke PNG · 10-11-2005, 01:08 AM

One has to be pretty fucking fat not to be able to wipe ones ass.. I'm probably morbidly obese and have no difficulties. Maybe I just have long arms.

jn32 · 10-11-2005, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

most people are not aware that most of the bigger pro body builders can't wipe their own ass.

Worst crap I read for a long time, and even worse most seems to believe it as well.

High Quality · 10-11-2005, 01:25 AM

Anyone who believes a pro body builder can't whipe their own ass is fucken insane.

Even if you are so huge that your lats disallow you to "scratch your ass", which incidentally I doubt - I've watched countless hours of olympia competitions to know how flexible pros are - at last resort they can always pull a "vagina whipe" and put their arms between their legs and go back to front.

I mean you gotta be one damn fool to believe a story like they can't whipe their own asses!

emthree · 10-11-2005, 01:30 AM

I wash my ass in the kitchen sink

EscortBiz · 10-11-2005, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by High Quality

Anyone who believes a pro body builder can't whipe their own ass is fucken insane.

Even if you are so huge that your lats disallow you to "scratch your ass", which incidentally I doubt - I've watched countless hours of olympia competitions to know how flexible pros are - at last resort they can always pull a "vagina whipe" and put their arms between their legs and go back to front.

I mean you gotta be one damn fool to believe a story like they can't whipe their own asses!

dont forget if you wont be in vegas this weekend the 15th get it on PPV, on a side note the last minute lee priest dropped out

u-Bob · 10-11-2005, 04:27 AM

this is one funny thread. lmao.

Drake · 10-11-2005, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

one guy told me his girlfriend wipes his ass for him. i am not real aquainted with all the various ass cleaning techniques out there... but i am sure those that needed to, found solutions. ;)

i am 5'10", 250 pounds at 18% bodyfat and its getting harder and harder for me to reach behind my back and i am not really that big comparitively. Ronnie Coleman will compete at Mr Olympia this month at over 300 pounds and 1% or less bodyfat at 5'9" (i think) and I am sure its not an easy thing for him considering he has a massive back. i would not be very surprised if he needs help. if anyone was interested to know, they could hang out at outback steakhouse in arlington texas and see if he ever users the restroom there by himself.

Drake · 10-11-2005, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

I honestly couldn't imagine sticking my head between ANY man's ass regardless of weight.

on GFY we're always compelled to answer nasty rhetorical questions

quantum-x · 10-11-2005, 04:42 AM

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Violetta · 10-11-2005, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Can you imagine sticking your head between the ass of an obese guy who hasnt been able to wipe his ass for the last 5 years :/

lol... this was the first thread I opened today! Nice start!

abz · 10-11-2005, 05:19 AM

Instead of going round the back and up, they go through the legs and down...gets a bit messy sometimes

Quagmire · 10-11-2005, 06:24 AM

Isn't that what a scarf is for? Throw it over the shoulder, sit on it, fish around in front until you find the end, then pull like a ripcord.

DutchTeenCash · 10-11-2005, 06:26 AM

they just dont

Doctor Dre · 10-11-2005, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

most people are not aware that most of the bigger pro body builders can't wipe their own ass.

I can imagine Arnold the terminator, gov of california... asking for his wife to come wipe his ass

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