How do really fat people wipe their asses?
 

Do they have like sticks with towels attached to the end or something?

They do? :helpme

Can you imagine sticking your head between the ass of an obese guy who hasnt been able to wipe his ass for the last 5 years :/

most people are not aware that most of the bigger pro body builders can't wipe their own ass.

I honestly couldn't imagine sticking my head between ANY man's ass regardless of weight.

Wow no shit?

Shit you not.

Yes, it's something like a backscratcher with a "swiffer" attached. You don't need to much worry about it, I've already trademarked it as the "ChubWipe" and you'll see it on TV soon. Move along.

They can't bend their arms back or something due to the muscle mass?

we were just talking about this in the gym today. we could think of 4-5 that will readily admit it.

I use toilet paper in a wiping motion.

How do skinny people wipe their ass? Is there a different technique that as a fat man I am not aware of?

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Market it to lazy people also

You spend too much time in the gym, and secondarily how this topic came up between you all I will never know.

I have never asked my spotter.... "How do you wipe you ass"?
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yeah. big lats and flexibility. i dont really know how common it is, but i do know a few that admit to having this problem. my partner that i work out with everyday is friends with a lot of pros and he named a few that couldn't. for whatever reason the subject came up today actually.

fat fucks like to talk allot of bullshit about pro bodybuilders, yup they got small cocks, cant wwipe their ass, if they stop working ut they will turn flabby blah blah blah LAZY FUCK get off your ass and train and maybe just maybe you will see a difference

who the fuck are you talking to?

I'm on that... it's called the "Sloth Wipe" Wait till you see the commercial!

"Tired of wiping that ass? Try the SLOTH WIPE! It does it in one easy painless motion! No more refillin those pesky toilet paper rolls and having to throw away that stupid cardboard. Sloth Wipe is ready!"
Order now, $27.95 + 32.99 s/h.

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What the hell do they do then?

U oh.... someone hit a nerve... this is a joke thread.. you do know that right?
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You alright?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh NO SHIT!

one guy told me his girlfriend wipes his ass for him. i am not real aquainted with all the various ass cleaning techniques out there... but i am sure those that needed to, found solutions. ;)

i am 5'10", 250 pounds at 18% bodyfat and its getting harder and harder for me to reach behind my back and i am not really that big comparitively. Ronnie Coleman will compete at Mr Olympia this month at over 300 pounds and 1% or less bodyfat at 5'9" (i think) and I am sure its not an easy thing for him considering he has a massive back. i would not be very surprised if he needs help. if anyone was interested to know, they could hang out at outback steakhouse in arlington texas and see if he ever users the restroom there by himself. :)

i was watching the sunday night sex show one night and this chick was saying how she was too fat to wipe her ass anymore and had to wear diapers and was asking why her husband didn't want to fuck her anymore! haha. thats sad shit.

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Fat & stupid, great combo! :Oh crap :uhoh :Oh crap

That is just PRICELESS. TOO FUNNY.

What about chicks with really long hair though that get their hair stuck in between their ass crack when they are going to wipe or what about if their hair is so long it touches the toilet water while they are taking a pooey

No I can't, and I can't imagine you could do that either. :upsidedow

Ya know chica... I'm starting to take a liking to you.....

But anyway... the new product I have developed for your particular "situataion" is called the "Pony tail Poo Poo holder!"

It's kinda like a robe holder... but wait! There's more!

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I don't know, and I don't wanna know :Oh crap

couldnt you get one of them tolits that sprays water.. or just take a shower right after.. uck.

to every problem there is a solution. and to every solution is another problem

HAHAHAHAHA I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF HAHAHAHAHA

You rule, blingdaddy. You are the invention king. You could make millions off of fat people, lazy people, and chicks with really long hair :-)

I'm evvvvilll... wait till you see my "Long hair hurricane tiedown". Just kidding... the commercials arent scheduled yet... :) :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

He should marry her. She's truly devoted.

no..way really... ewww how do they wipe..

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And you got to watch the video!!!

http://www.comfortseats.com/videos/comfortseat2_low.wvx


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One has to be pretty fucking fat not to be able to wipe ones ass.. I'm probably morbidly obese and have no difficulties. Maybe I just have long arms.

Worst crap I read for a long time, and even worse most seems to believe it as well.

Anyone who believes a pro body builder can't whipe their own ass is fucken insane.

Even if you are so huge that your lats disallow you to "scratch your ass", which incidentally I doubt - I've watched countless hours of olympia competitions to know how flexible pros are - at last resort they can always pull a "vagina whipe" and put their arms between their legs and go back to front.

I mean you gotta be one damn fool to believe a story like they can't whipe their own asses! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I wash my ass in the kitchen sink

dont forget if you wont be in vegas this weekend the 15th get it on PPV, on a side note the last minute lee priest dropped out

this is one funny thread. lmao.

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:1orglaugh on GFY we're always compelled to answer nasty rhetorical questions

I was looking for a plunger pic, but came up with this, which is funnier.

http://data.astronomycamp.org/2003/B...os/plunger.JPG

lol... this was the first thread I opened today! Nice start! :1orglaugh

Instead of going round the back and up, they go through the legs and down...gets a bit messy sometimes

Isn't that what a scarf is for? Throw it over the shoulder, sit on it, fish around in front until you find the end, then pull like a ripcord.

they just dont :)

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I can imagine Arnold the terminator, gov of california... asking for his wife to come wipe his ass