The Miracle of Toilet Paper - GoFuckYourself.com

SweetArmo · 10-10-2005, 07:38 PM

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too
small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them
for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of
the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make
my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your
ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
he may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.

Screaming · 10-10-2005, 07:44 PM

i am crying over here i mean i tried to tell it to someone else and cracked up in the middle thanks so much for the laugh

Spunky · 10-10-2005, 07:45 PM

I liked that one..lol

SweetArmo · 10-10-2005, 07:47 PM

Glad you enjoyed it

mikeet · 10-10-2005, 07:48 PM

HAHA!

Thats to funny, dont kill the poor guy though, he was just trying to be humorous

TheMob · 10-10-2005, 07:49 PM

good, old joke! thanks for refreshing..

Doctor Dre · 10-10-2005, 07:49 PM

OMG that was a good one ;)

tony286 · 10-10-2005, 08:21 PM

thats too funny thanks

Wiggles · 10-10-2005, 08:28 PM

hahah fuck my wife would kill me on the spot haha

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 10-10-2005, 08:31 PM

hahahaaha... that was a good one sweetarmo!
really funny! hahahaha

10-10-2005, 07:38 PM	#1
SweetArmo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 112	The Miracle of Toilet Paper Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

10-10-2005, 07:44 PM	#2
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	i am crying over here i mean i tried to tell it to someone else and cracked up in the middle thanks so much for the laugh __________________

10-10-2005, 07:45 PM	#3
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	I liked that one..lol __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

10-10-2005, 08:28 PM	#9
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	hahah fuck my wife would kill me on the spot haha __________________ no sig

10-10-2005, 08:31 PM	#10
Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	hahahaaha... that was a good one sweetarmo! really funny! hahahaha __________________

10-10-2005, 07:47 PM	#4
SweetArmo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 112	Glad you enjoyed it

10-10-2005, 07:48 PM	#5
mikeet this & that Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Beer City Posts: 5,333	HAHA! Thats to funny, dont kill the poor guy though, he was just trying to be humorous

10-10-2005, 07:49 PM	#6
TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	good, old joke! thanks for refreshing..

10-10-2005, 08:21 PM	#8
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	thats too funny thanks