SweetArmo

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too
small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them
for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of
the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make
my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your
ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
he may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.