Really annoying "Sayings" your parents used to say that drive you nuts.... - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 10-09-2005, 06:13 PM

Post em here...i'll give you two biggies for me. He was an old brooklyn wiseguy so the sayings are endless for me...

1) My dad would answer the phone and say "It's your dime...spend it!" - used to drive me insane.
2) He would also say "if i'm lying, i'm flying, and i ain't got wings"!!! Used to make me want to drive an ice pick through my ears.

Anyone else's parents or elders say cheesy shit that drove you Nuts?

bangman · 10-09-2005, 06:13 PM

"Go to school"

StickyGreen · 10-09-2005, 06:14 PM

my mom used to say "here's a quarter...call somebody who cares..." lol

RayVega · 10-09-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bangman

"Go to school"

I used to hate that one too...

Spunky · 10-09-2005, 06:16 PM

Get a job you bum!

DateDoc · 10-09-2005, 06:17 PM

Wait till your father gets home

RayVega · 10-09-2005, 06:18 PM

He used to say "i'm Like ny,Ny...so nice they named me twice". To this day i'm not 100% sure what the hell it meant...but it pissed me off to all hell.

gornyhuy · 10-09-2005, 06:38 PM

My dad used to call me a "shit hook" when he was pissed... I never knew what the hell a shit hook was but it always made me laugh.

What else....

UltraSonic · 10-09-2005, 06:39 PM

"Your smart" wich means your ugly.

CDSmith · 10-09-2005, 06:47 PM

I'd say "Dad, I'm hungry"

He'd stick out his hand for a handshake and say "Glad to meet you hungry, I'm thirsty"

And my personal favorite....

<someone farts>

My dad: "Squeeze your head and get it all out"

kmanrox · 10-09-2005, 06:48 PM

we'll get there when we get there!
stop touching the dog's 'lipstick'!!

Vitasoy · 10-09-2005, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bangman

"Go to school"

Yep that one is up there

GTS Mark · 10-09-2005, 06:52 PM

"if you keep playing with it, it's going to fall off" LOL! ;)

DH

RayVega · 10-09-2005, 07:08 PM

How about "Stop it, or i'll give you something to cry about!"

I already clearly have something to cry about you asshole!

Doctor Dre · 10-09-2005, 07:09 PM

My parents didn't had any annoying expressoins actually...

xlogger · 10-09-2005, 07:10 PM

"Dont smoke weed."

Spunky · 10-09-2005, 07:10 PM

You'll never amount to anything

RRRED · 10-09-2005, 07:12 PM

Just a week ago... "When are you going to get a real job?" eesh

But let's see.. the classics like
"As long as you're under my roof you're gonna go by my rules"
"You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached"
"If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?"
"Life's a bitch and then you die"
"If I wanted any shit outta you, I'd squeeze your head"
"I'll give you something to cry about"

Hahaha... oh jeez there's so many

RRRED · 10-09-2005, 07:13 PM

Ohhhh haha and "Do as I say not as I do" and
"Were you born in a barn?"

Spunky · 10-09-2005, 07:14 PM

Get a haircut you bum

CynthiaB · 10-09-2005, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

How about "Stop it, or i'll give you something to cry about!"

LOL, my dad used to say that and when we complained to my mother, she'd say:

"Go pound sand." (not sure what that was supposed to mean)

and to "I'm bored."

"Go stand on your head and spit wooden nickles."

And the all time favorite - my mother hated to cook so when we asked what was for dinner her favorite answer was:

"Shit on a shingle"

Scary huh,

Cyn

poppet · 10-09-2005, 07:18 PM

"Hear it, don't say it" when my mother would swear in front of me.

RRRED · 10-09-2005, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CynthiaB

LOL, my dad used to say that and when we complained to my mother, she'd say:

"Go pound sand." (not sure what that was supposed to mean)

and to "I'm bored."

"Go stand on your head and spit wooden nickles."

And the all time favorite - my mother hated to cook so when we asked what was for dinner her favorite answer was:

"Shit on a shingle"

Scary huh,

Cyn

I had shit on a shingle too my whole life!! haha

I remembered another.. If I lost something and asked them if they've seen it, they'd say "If it was up your ass you'd know" God I hated that one the most.

mikeet · 10-09-2005, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Get a haircut you bum

lol

CybermedAndy · 10-09-2005, 07:24 PM

Everything my parents said to me annoyed me. Thats why I relocated to the other side of the country from them.

Nismo · 10-09-2005, 07:25 PM

"suprise sex time"

Methodcash Rick · 10-09-2005, 07:27 PM

2 that always pissed me off, or scared the shit outta me were..

Shit in one hand, wish in the other, and see which one gets filled first...

And

Go get the strap.

lilspup · 10-09-2005, 08:24 PM

I always hated:

"I'll really give you something to cry about"
"You're skating on thin ice"
"I've had it up to here with you'
"I'll slap you into the middle of next week"

and the dumb questions like:

"You want to be on punishment?" - yes, please put me on punishment. lol

SykkBoy · 10-09-2005, 08:41 PM

"well, it didn't just get up and walk away" if I lost something

Morgan · 10-09-2005, 08:44 PM

"If I say a flea can pull a plow, dont ask how, hitch him up!"

Gothbox · 10-09-2005, 08:50 PM

My Moms persnoal favorite...
"Shut the damn door, im not air conditioning the entire fucking neighborhood"

Evil1 · 10-09-2005, 08:56 PM

'you've got a chip on your shoulder' still have no fucking clue what that means

sickkittens · 10-09-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

Yep that one is up there

Still making the same type of posts I see? Not hating, don't worry.

dirtydesignz · 10-09-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Just a week ago... "When are you going to get a real job?" eesh

But let's see.. the classics like
"As long as you're under my roof you're gonna go by my rules"
"You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached"
"If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?"
"Life's a bitch and then you die"
"If I wanted any shit outta you, I'd squeeze your head"
"I'll give you something to cry about"

Hahaha... oh jeez there's so many

OMG! We must have the same parents!!

Spunky · 10-09-2005, 09:01 PM

Shut the fuck up or I'll beat some sense into you

Theo The Theologian · 10-09-2005, 09:54 PM

"Shut up you pussy!" My Mom was one tough cookie.

MetroPornTour · 10-09-2005, 10:27 PM

Do you want me to kill you now or later?

Spunky · 10-09-2005, 10:34 PM

Get the fuck out of my house

Holly · 10-09-2005, 10:38 PM

Holly, never, ever depend on a man to take care of you.

I used to roll my eyes when my mom said this to me, my whole life. Now I realize what a fucken genius of a mother I was lucky enough to have.

bllott · 10-09-2005, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

we'll get there when we get there!
stop touching the dog's 'lipstick'!!

basschick · 10-09-2005, 11:01 PM

mine, either. and after reading what some gfy'ers parents said to them, i'm glad my parents didn't have any sayings!!!

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

My parents didn't had any annoying expressoins actually...

selena · 10-09-2005, 11:01 PM

These two gems from my stepfather, may he burn in hell.

Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.

People in hell want ice water.

LexiLexxx · 10-09-2005, 11:27 PM

Ha ha, too funny!

Back in the day, we would say "Duh"...then Mom started saying it all the time, grrrr!!!!

Dad, would say...There's two type's of guy's my daughters will NOT date, Niggas and carnies (carnival workers) to this day, neither one of us have...He was hung-up on saying that daily.

When we were little, Mom was rude and would say "big ears" is in the room, if we walked in on an adult convo. Still pisses me off to this day, as if we gave a shit about her convo, LOL!

They go to church now, and don't say anything bad, unless someone's real pissed off.

Webmistres · 10-09-2005, 11:47 PM

I would have to say.. the most annoying thing my dad said to me was..

"You will know what I'm talking about when you get older"

NO dad I forgot what the hell you were talking about...It's 25 years ago!!

Uhhh... and this one... "When I was your age......" and you would get that whole story about him walking 20 miles barefoot to school in the snow up hill the whole way... *LOL* Always pissed me off... My dad is born in the city *LOL*

Thor · 10-10-2005, 01:25 AM

Mine played the guilt card mostly.
"Im not mad with you son, im dissapointed."
"You dont give a shit about us do you son."

KittyLix · 10-10-2005, 01:37 AM

" you need to go to church and get saved and baptised or you will go to hell"
" if you lie you go to hell"
"wake up and go to church or i will get the belt"
"stop spinning in my yard with that damn go-cart or i will get the belt"
"stop trying to run over chickens with the go-cart or you will go to hell"

Gotta love the southeren mommas .......NOT

sweethotkayla · 10-10-2005, 04:40 AM

I'm happy to say that I have forgotten alot of the sayings my olds used to say, but there is one or two that I will also ways hate.
1) Folks are Dumb Where I Come From (he used to say that when he was going crazy)
2) If You Dont Stop Crying Ill Really Give You Something To Cry About( I see alot of your parents said that)
Also I hated it when my father and I where having a fight and he would always inturupt me with "wrong wrong wrong worng" over and over again, in the end id end up screaming and going to my room lol.

reynold · 10-10-2005, 04:51 AM

"I don't want to see you peeing on your bed again"

By the way, that was 20 years ago.

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Webmistres Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 29	I would have to say.. the most annoying thing my dad said to me was.. "You will know what I'm talking about when you get older" NO dad I forgot what the hell you were talking about...It's 25 years ago!! Uhhh... and this one... "When I was your age......" and you would get that whole story about him walking 20 miles barefoot to school in the snow up hill the whole way... LOL Always pissed me off... My dad is born in the city LOL

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Thor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Does anyhahahaha care ? Posts: 721	Mine played the guilt card mostly. "Im not mad with you son, im dissapointed." "You dont give a shit about us do you son."