Originally Posted by RRRED

Just a week ago... "When are you going to get a real job?" eesh

But let's see.. the classics like
"As long as you're under my roof you're gonna go by my rules"
"You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached"
"If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?"
"Life's a bitch and then you die"
"If I wanted any shit outta you, I'd squeeze your head"
"I'll give you something to cry about"

Hahaha... oh jeez there's so many