25 reasons why men are better off with dogs than wives: - GoFuckYourself.com

Paraskass · 10-05-2005, 09:14 PM

1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog's parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready 24/7.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
24. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.

And, last but not least:

25. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Big Fish 47 · 10-05-2005, 09:39 PM

I just emailed that to my wife!

KRL · 10-05-2005, 09:41 PM

I love my dogs.

Spunky · 10-05-2005, 09:42 PM

Lol..those are pretty good

Fucksakes · 10-05-2005, 09:44 PM

I often think about my pets, how much affection they show, they couldnt care about anything, they are just very happy and thanksful for their owners and anytime they get attention and the food they get.

je_rome · 10-06-2005, 01:36 AM

there are times that I thought of that.

reed_4 · 10-06-2005, 02:45 AM

One should marry a wife that looks like a dog.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 10-06-2005, 02:53 AM

Common guys dont be too hard to your wife...

for me its an insult comparing them to DOGS!

Ace-wtf · 10-06-2005, 02:59 AM

quite a funny list there

10-05-2005, 09:14 PM	#1
Paraskass Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: QC Posts: 5,829	25 reasons why men are better off with dogs than wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 6. A dog's parents never visit. 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies. 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 10. Dogs seldom outlive you. 11. Dogs can't talk. 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready 24/7. 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog. 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 23. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 24. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus. And, last but not least: 25. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. __________________

10-05-2005, 09:39 PM	#2
Big Fish 47 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 1,035	I just emailed that to my wife! __________________

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10-05-2005, 09:44 PM	#5
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	I often think about my pets, how much affection they show, they couldnt care about anything, they are just very happy and thanksful for their owners and anytime they get attention and the food they get.

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reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	One should marry a wife that looks like a dog. __________________

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Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	Common guys dont be too hard to your wife... for me its an insult comparing them to DOGS! __________________

10-06-2005, 02:59 AM	#9
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