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Machete_ · 10-05-2005, 01:48 PM

You heard it here first.. he bought the rights to the James Bond movies, and will turn it in to a marketing stunt for Scientology

... I think

wallst · 10-05-2005, 01:49 PM

thats gonna suck...Pierce Brosnan is the epic bond.

After Shock Media · 10-05-2005, 01:50 PM

Isnt there some sort of rule that you can not be the mission impossible guy and bond?

Midnight_13 · 10-05-2005, 01:50 PM

Goddamn you want his cock

poorwebmaster · 10-05-2005, 01:58 PM

YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME?

He's way too short.

Rui · 10-05-2005, 01:59 PM

very bad bad taste joke...not funny at all!

gornyhuy · 10-05-2005, 02:10 PM

So lame... yhbt yl hand

Machete_ · 10-05-2005, 02:11 PM

eeeeehhehehehhehehhehehehehehehhehe .. this is to funny

robfantasy · 10-05-2005, 02:12 PM

tom cruise wouldnt be a good james bond..

he should stick with mission impossible

Manowar · 10-05-2005, 02:13 PM

StuartD · 10-05-2005, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robfantasy

tom cruise wouldnt be a good james bond..

he should stick with mission impossible

actually he should give that up as well.

teleblade69 · 10-05-2005, 02:15 PM

Is Mr. James Bond then gay afterall

tb

Nydahl · 10-05-2005, 02:24 PM

I would like to see those Bond girls then - maybe some dwarfs

axelcat · 10-05-2005, 02:33 PM

the next james bond is Daniel Craig (Layer Cake)

tony286 · 10-05-2005, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wallst

thats gonna suck...Pierce Brosnan is the epic bond.

Are you high Sean Connery was James Bond.

The Ghost · 10-05-2005, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wallst

thats gonna suck...Pierce Brosnan is the epic bond.

Pierce was an awesome bond and revived the franchise. Where did you get the info on this?

seeric · 10-05-2005, 02:46 PM

ROFL. stop joking. tom cruise is as much bond as i am triple h in a steel cage match

digga · 10-05-2005, 03:12 PM

fuck tom cruise. they need to get connery back in there. who gives a shit if he is old.

chaze · 10-05-2005, 03:14 PM

Cruise has some awsome movies, too many to list be he is no James Bond.

Nice joke though

And this guy "Daniel Craig" is more of a villin

smack · 10-05-2005, 03:15 PM

why don't they just break down and clone Sean Connery. no one else will ever play bond as good as he did.

chaze · 10-05-2005, 03:18 PM

Quote:

No decision has yet been made regarding casting for the role of 'James Bond'.

http://www.jamesbond.com/news/pressRelease20050203.html

Tom Cruise · 10-05-2005, 03:18 PM

Cruise, Tom Cruise.

pornguy · 10-05-2005, 03:23 PM

I would love to know where this info came from. What dream.

LiveDose · 10-05-2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

You heard it here first.. he bought the rights to the James Bond movies, and will turn it in to a marketing stunt for Scientology

... I think

Agreed...

Radik · 10-05-2005, 03:45 PM

bought them eh?, he must really want to be bond, james bond.

Ace-wtf · 10-05-2005, 04:03 PM

sounds like the legend is gonna suffer

erehwon · 10-05-2005, 04:16 PM

The more Tom Cruise flaps his gums about Scientology, the more I get tired of him and his movies...

sweetME · 10-05-2005, 04:19 PM

I can't even picture that. That would be really sucky

je_rome · 10-05-2005, 06:20 PM

the only Bond I remember are Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan, nothing in between. Is Daniel Craig confirmed already? I think they are doing Casino Royale where they will feature a younger Bond (28 y/o) and with lesser gadgets.

mardigras · 10-05-2005, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

Are you high Sean Connery was James Bond.

I always preferred Roger Moore over Connery.

DamageX · 10-05-2005, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

I think

Trust me when I say this, for I am only gonna say it once. You don't.

mardigras · 10-05-2005, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome

a younger Bond (28 y/o) and with lesser gadgets.

Why not... If they are going to screw up hairspray by having john Travolta play Edna Turnblad they might as well go ahead and trash Bond too.

Maybe instead of classy Bond girls they can have some sluts doing hootchie dances all through the movie

neverlearn · 10-05-2005, 06:28 PM

Tom Cruise will be a wicked James Bond...youll see naysayers

neverlearn · 10-05-2005, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wallst

thats gonna suck...Pierce Brosnan is the epic bond.

fuck when were you born? HellOOOOOOOOOOO Sean I thought....only on slyness and savoir faire

Wilbo · 10-05-2005, 06:33 PM

I will be the next James Bond. They're going for a new look. The suave sophisticated image is out, fat middle-aged white trash is in.

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