The Next James Bond is Tom Cruise < < - - Breaking news
 

You heard it here first.. he bought the rights to the James Bond movies, and will turn it in to a marketing stunt for Scientology

... I think

thats gonna suck...Pierce Brosnan is the epic bond.

Isnt there some sort of rule that you can not be the mission impossible guy and bond?

Goddamn you want his cock

YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME?

He's way too short.

very bad bad taste joke...not funny at all!

So lame... yhbt yl hand

eeeeehhehehehhehehhehehehehehehhehe .. this is to funny

tom cruise wouldnt be a good james bond..

he should stick with mission impossible

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

actually he should give that up as well.

Is Mr. James Bond then gay afterall

tb

I would like to see those Bond girls then - maybe some dwarfs :pimp

the next james bond is Daniel Craig (Layer Cake)

Are you high Sean Connery was James Bond.

Pierce was an awesome bond and revived the franchise. Where did you get the info on this?

ROFL. stop joking. tom cruise is as much bond as i am triple h in a steel cage match

fuck tom cruise. they need to get connery back in there. who gives a shit if he is old.

Cruise has some awsome movies, too many to list be he is no James Bond.

Nice joke though :321GFY

And this guy "Daniel Craig" is more of a villin :disgust

why don't they just break down and clone Sean Connery. no one else will ever play bond as good as he did.

Cruise, Tom Cruise.

I would love to know where this info came from. What dream.

Agreed...

bought them eh?, he must really want to be bond, james bond.

sounds like the legend is gonna suffer

The more Tom Cruise flaps his gums about Scientology, the more I get tired of him and his movies...

I can't even picture that. That would be really sucky

the only Bond I remember are Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan, nothing in between. Is Daniel Craig confirmed already? I think they are doing Casino Royale where they will feature a younger Bond (28 y/o) and with lesser gadgets.

I always preferred Roger Moore over Connery.

Trust me when I say this, for I am only gonna say it once. You don't.

Why not... If they are going to screw up hairspray by having john Travolta play Edna Turnblad they might as well go ahead and trash Bond too. :(

Maybe instead of classy Bond girls they can have some sluts doing hootchie dances all through the movie :1orglaugh

Tom Cruise will be a wicked James Bond...youll see naysayers :thumbsup

fuck when were you born? HellOOOOOOOOOOO Sean I thought....only on slyness and savoir faire

I will be the next James Bond. They're going for a new look. The suave sophisticated image is out, fat middle-aged white trash is in.