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Old 10-05-2005, 06:22 AM   #1
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HUGE DILEMMA need you help

I am at airport now and have to do a #2, wtf should i do?

Use the hover techniqe??????????


BTw tim is gaying for backing out of Vegas
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:24 AM   #2
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cover the toilet seat in toilet paper and then sit on it
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:25 AM   #3
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i heard trashcans in the airport are cleaner than the toilet seats.

p.s. i'll call ya thursday
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:26 AM   #4
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Don't worry about it, your cutting board at home has more germs on it. Unless there is poop on the rim you're alright.
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:26 AM   #5
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Take a crap in the sink
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:31 AM   #6
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Don't try to save it until your flight is over. The turd might poke its head out on the plane ride.
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:34 AM   #7
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most of the germs are in the water
use the asian squat with youyr feet up on the seat technique to make sure you are high enuff to avoid splashback ;)
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:34 AM   #8
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:35 AM   #9
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shit into a paper towel
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:35 AM   #10
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I am at airport now and have to do a #2, wtf should i do?

Use the hover techniqe??????????
ALWAYS hover when not at home! Just watch out for the splash!
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:36 AM   #11
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I think we lost Juicy
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:38 AM   #12
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Stand on the seat and squat. Careful of your shoes.
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:09 AM   #13
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Juicy just called me from the bathroom stall

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:13 AM   #14
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Juicy just called me from the bathroom stall

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
How you know it was him?


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Old 10-05-2005, 07:18 AM   #15
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How you know it was him?


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He said, Hi its Juicy and I am in the bathroom stall at the jetblue terminal...
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