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woj · 10-04-2005, 01:35 PM

Fifty.......,..

KCat · 10-04-2005, 01:44 PM

I can't imagine the video would be of much interest to your members, but if you had a bowling ball already, would be pretty simple to fulfill. You could try putting it up on AEBN afterwards too. Fetish stuff is a lot tougher to find than general hardcore.

Holly · 10-04-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Be a good sport...

So, what's your average?

ADG Webmaster

Holy shit... good catch!! Someone here KNOWS his porn!

That's the funniest story I've read in a long time, lol.

Martina Warren · 10-04-2005, 02:06 PM

Hahahaha, Thats funny. There are some strange people out there thats for sure. I keep getting an email from one guy where he wants me to drive over him in my car. His emails are getting so annoying im tempted to take him up on his offer

seeric · 10-04-2005, 02:06 PM

you should see some of the wierd shit we get. yours is def a winner too.

10-04-2005, 02:25 PM

that was... HILLARIOUS

emmanuelle · 10-04-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

Would you like me to pass on his email address to you?

lol- sure if you'd like. Our girls are used to the unusual ones.

Drake · 10-04-2005, 03:29 PM

That's a funny story!

sherie · 10-04-2005, 03:38 PM

LOL that's some funny shit.

suzyspanko · 10-04-2005, 03:46 PM

Wow, that's crazy. I don't see that turning me on, but some people got some crazy fetishes. You should do it, just be careful, you wouldn't want to actually get your toe stuck. Ouch!

J-Reel · 10-04-2005, 04:23 PM

So how much are you gonna charge him?

NaughtyAllie · 10-04-2005, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmanuelle

lol- sure if you'd like. Our girls are used to the unusual ones.

Just sent him your way. Have fun!

Spunky · 10-04-2005, 07:28 PM

Ask a ridiculous amount of money if you don't want to do it ..unless he has money to burn he probably wont respond back

Shoehorn! · 10-04-2005, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

I just got an e-mail request for a custom video. I swear I'm not making this up. Where the fuck do people come up with this stuff?

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] (edited)
Sent: Tuesday, October 04, 2005 10:56 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: custom video

I like to see if you can make a custom video for me here is the script. You walk into the house your just getting back from bowling. You sit down and take your shoes off. Your wearing black stockings. You leave your stockings on. Then you start rolling your bowling ball around with your feet just playing with it. Your friend calls you. You start telling her about this woman. At the bowling alley who got her big toe stuck in her bowling ball. After someone dare her to do it and walk with it on. When the woman went to take it off it was stuck. They had to call 911 and an ambulance and take her to the hospital. After you hang up the tip of your right big toe gets in the thumb hole. This gets you curious. How could anyone get there big toe stuck you say? I bet I could do it. You look around to make sure no one is watching and stick your right big toe in the hole. You get up and walk with it on your toe. Then you sit back down and go to take it off but its stuck! You say OH NO ITS STUCK. You start freaking out and start trying to get it off. You try to push it off you try pulling it off. You put it on the couch and try to push it off with your other foot but nothing works. You say why did I stick my toe in here. It cant be stuck. what am I going to do. You get up and walk into the bathroom and get undressed and get in the tub. You try soap and oils but nothing works. Then you make your way into the bedroom it getting late. You make your way over to the bed and get in. You try to get it off some more but by now its swollen you grab the phone and phone book and look for someone to call. You don't want to call anyone you know your to embarrassed. You remember this place called ask a nurse. You call them up and tell them what has happen but they act like they don't believe you. You hang the phone up your upset. You say I cant go to work with this thing on my toe. You lay you head back and fall asleep. When you wake up your under the covers. You start talking about this dream you had where your big toe was stuck in a bowling ball. As your talking you get this strange look on your face and pull the covers back. You see the bowling ball on your toe you say OH NO IT WASN'T A DREAM it ends there. Let me know and a price. Thanks Paul

If you don't like that one I have another idea where you have a apple orchard that grows oranges. The press always tries to interview you but you always decline because you grow oranges in an apple orchard, and its against state regulations where you live. One day you decide to paint your car orange, because you want to put a huge orange on the top on one of those springs, like the ice cream truck in Cheech & Chong's "Nice Dreams" movie. Then you fall down a hill and an orange saves your life, and you change your name to Mrs. Orange and start a rock and rool band much like the Partridge Family called "Mrs. Orange and the grape escape." Let me know a price please.

Thomas1007 · 10-04-2005, 08:15 PM

easy money, why not do it.

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10-04-2005, 02:25 PM	#56
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