Nicolas Cage names his kid "Kal-el" - GoFuckYourself.com

The Truth Hurts · 10-03-2005, 01:30 PM

Kal-el Coppola Cage

(for the non Superman fan.. Kal-el is Superman's original Kryptonian name)

http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/st...-26917,00.html

that kid better eat his wheaties.. cause he's gonna get his ass beat daily.

Phoenix · 10-03-2005, 01:31 PM

aha...he must have been smokin some good stuff that day

StuartD · 10-03-2005, 01:33 PM

movie stars try WAY to hard to be different.

Damian_Maxcash · 10-03-2005, 01:33 PM

I love some of the name they have in the shows - Star Trek names are great

But to name your kid after one of them is just cruel.

dynastoned · 10-03-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

aha...he must have been smokin some good stuff that day

yeah i forget which one of these he bought from me.

PlugRush Sascha · 10-03-2005, 01:38 PM

Hahaha, another kid fucked up because his dad is retarded.

pradaboy · 10-03-2005, 01:40 PM

No way that's just retarded.

Vitasoy · 10-03-2005, 01:40 PM

I feel sorry for the kid.

the Shemp · 10-03-2005, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

Kal-el Coppola Cage

(for the non Superman fan.. Kal-el is Superman's original Kryptonian name)

http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/st...-26917,00.html

that kid better eat his wheaties.. cause he's gonna get his ass beat daily.

Kal-el is Jor-el's kid...

Monique Niccole · 10-03-2005, 01:52 PM

better than that actress who named her kid "Audio Science"

Sparks · 10-03-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned

yeah i forget which one of these he bought from me.

Jesus, that's a lot of weed, lol.

axelcat · 10-03-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

movie stars try WAY to hard to be different.

your right

8 Characters · 10-03-2005, 02:53 PM

Kal-el Crappola Cage ??

How boring.

poppet · 10-03-2005, 02:56 PM

Poor kid.

Ray Nagin · 10-03-2005, 02:56 PM

I believe Kalel is a MUSLIM name ;)

Manowar · 10-03-2005, 02:57 PM

what a fruitcake

RuthB · 10-03-2005, 03:00 PM

hahahahah...

That's hilarious, especially considering he got TURNED DOWN for the role of Superman in the new movie - Superman Returns.

Though he's going to be in Ghostrider, but seriously.. that poor kid!

Ray Nagin · 10-03-2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by WEGRuth

, but seriously.. that poor kid!

you should do some more research before you state things like that

Kalel is a very common name

jacked · 10-03-2005, 03:22 PM

unique name atleast it's not apple or grapefruit

directfiesta · 10-03-2005, 04:02 PM

Junior would have been fine ......

High Quality · 10-03-2005, 04:04 PM

Seven. Seven periods of school per day. Seven beatings a day, and eventually, 7 years to life.

Hehe, seinfeld.

dunefield · 10-03-2005, 04:12 PM

Poor kid is going to get bagged for the rest of life... Well at least he'll have money... He can buy friends...

flashfreak · 10-03-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

movie stars try WAY to hard to be different.

hell yes.
that's why idiots love them after all, they like the 'excentric' type pffff

:D

rezdesign · 10-03-2005, 04:22 PM

Kalel is not such bad name. The hyphen is kinda weird.

NinjaSteve · 10-03-2005, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

Kal-el Coppola Cage

(for the non Superman fan.. Kal-el is Superman's original Kryptonian name)

http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/st...-26917,00.html

that kid better eat his wheaties.. cause he's gonna get his ass beat daily.

That's some crazy shit. I'm sure he'll be made fun of now and again.

tgpshack · 10-03-2005, 04:43 PM

Kal-el doesn't completely weird. I think it's a sexy name lol.

slapass · 10-03-2005, 04:43 PM

The middle name is no winner either. Half teh world will think he is muslim in beverly hills. and so is fucked. the rest will think he is from a poor black family. and so is fucked. I bet he learns to understand racism even though I assume he is a white kid.

The Truth Hurts · 10-03-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass

The middle name is no winner either.

Coppola is Cage's real last name (Nicholas Kim Coppola)...
Francis Ford Coppola is his uncle.

tristan_D · 10-04-2005, 01:40 AM

you can file a petition to change your name anytime.

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