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The Truth Hurts 10-03-2005 01:30 PM

Nicolas Cage names his kid "Kal-el"
 
Kal-el Coppola Cage

(for the non Superman fan.. Kal-el is Superman's original Kryptonian name)

http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/st...-26917,00.html

that kid better eat his wheaties.. cause he's gonna get his ass beat daily.

Phoenix 10-03-2005 01:31 PM

aha...he must have been smokin some good stuff that day

StuartD 10-03-2005 01:33 PM

movie stars try WAY to hard to be different.

Damian_Maxcash 10-03-2005 01:33 PM

I love some of the name they have in the shows - Star Trek names are great

But to name your kid after one of them is just cruel.

dynastoned 10-03-2005 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
aha...he must have been smokin some good stuff that day

yeah i forget which one of these he bought from me.

http://www.dynastoned.com/images/ak47xbbstash1.jpg

:)

PlugRush Sascha 10-03-2005 01:38 PM

Hahaha, another kid fucked up because his dad is retarded.

pradaboy 10-03-2005 01:40 PM

No way that's just retarded.

Vitasoy 10-03-2005 01:40 PM

I feel sorry for the kid.

the Shemp 10-03-2005 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts
Kal-el Coppola Cage

(for the non Superman fan.. Kal-el is Superman's original Kryptonian name)

http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/st...-26917,00.html

that kid better eat his wheaties.. cause he's gonna get his ass beat daily.

Kal-el is Jor-el's kid... :thumbsup

Monique Niccole 10-03-2005 01:52 PM

better than that actress who named her kid "Audio Science"

Sparks 10-03-2005 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
yeah i forget which one of these he bought from me.

http://www.dynastoned.com/images/ak47xbbstash1.jpg

:)

Jesus, that's a lot of weed, lol.

axelcat 10-03-2005 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
movie stars try WAY to hard to be different.

your right

8 Characters 10-03-2005 02:53 PM

Kal-el Crappola Cage ??

How boring.

poppet 10-03-2005 02:56 PM

Poor kid. :(

Ray Nagin 10-03-2005 02:56 PM

I believe Kalel is a MUSLIM name ;)

Manowar 10-03-2005 02:57 PM

what a fruitcake

RuthB 10-03-2005 03:00 PM

hahahahah... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's hilarious, especially considering he got TURNED DOWN for the role of Superman in the new movie - Superman Returns.

Though he's going to be in Ghostrider, but seriously.. that poor kid! :helpme

Ray Nagin 10-03-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth
, but seriously.. that poor kid! :helpme


you should do some more research before you state things like that

Kalel is a very common name

jacked 10-03-2005 03:22 PM

unique name atleast it's not apple or grapefruit

directfiesta 10-03-2005 04:02 PM

Junior would have been fine ...... :winkwink:

High Quality 10-03-2005 04:04 PM

Seven. Seven periods of school per day. Seven beatings a day, and eventually, 7 years to life.

Hehe, seinfeld.

dunefield 10-03-2005 04:12 PM

Poor kid is going to get bagged for the rest of life... Well at least he'll have money... He can buy friends...

flashfreak 10-03-2005 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
movie stars try WAY to hard to be different.

hell yes.
that's why idiots love them after all, they like the 'excentric' type pffff

:D

rezdesign 10-03-2005 04:22 PM

Kalel is not such bad name. The hyphen is kinda weird.

NinjaSteve 10-03-2005 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts
Kal-el Coppola Cage

(for the non Superman fan.. Kal-el is Superman's original Kryptonian name)

http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/st...-26917,00.html

that kid better eat his wheaties.. cause he's gonna get his ass beat daily.

That's some crazy shit. I'm sure he'll be made fun of now and again.

tgpshack 10-03-2005 04:43 PM

Kal-el doesn't completely weird. I think it's a sexy name lol.

slapass 10-03-2005 04:43 PM

The middle name is no winner either. Half teh world will think he is muslim in beverly hills. and so is fucked. the rest will think he is from a poor black family. and so is fucked. I bet he learns to understand racism even though I assume he is a white kid.

The Truth Hurts 10-03-2005 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass
The middle name is no winner either.

Coppola is Cage's real last name (Nicholas Kim Coppola)...
Francis Ford Coppola is his uncle.

tristan_D 10-04-2005 01:40 AM

you can file a petition to change your name anytime.


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