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TondaB · 10-03-2005, 04:33 PM

Tell me about your most 'open mouth insert foot' experience. I have a good one from this past weekend with Peaches and Blind Man!

Honez · 10-03-2005, 04:34 PM

Oh, I cant wait to hear this one

After Shock Media · 10-03-2005, 04:34 PM

Asked a woman when she was due. She was not pregnant, and she was a he.

Mr. Jim · 10-03-2005, 04:38 PM

I was serving as a Marine and was standing by the dance floor at some local Bar and Grill and one of the guys who bounced there at night worked in our Motor Pool (big place where we check out vehicles but that is not importnat right now)

So I see this girl dancing and she was cute but not stunning but she was cetainly carrying herself like she was the most important female on the planet kind of thing...so I say to the guy....too bad that chick was not as hot as she thought she was....he said..."yeah she was much hotter when we married"

I was silent.....

one of many lol

TondaB · 10-03-2005, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Asked a woman when she was due. She was not pregnant, and she was a he.

Nice!

I am so embarrased about mine. I felt like a total jackass.

jukeboxfrank · 10-03-2005, 05:06 PM

I was on location fixing a pinball and the guy that owned the machine was just in an auto accident and had an eye patch. So all the time I am there I am thinking don't say shit about his eye. So I have to go out to my truck for a part. So out the door I go and as I pass him I say keep an eye on my stuff will ya !!!!

poppet · 10-03-2005, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Asked a woman when she was due. She was not pregnant, and she was a he.

Whoops.

Ramos · 10-03-2005, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

I was serving as a Marine and was standing by the dance floor at some local Bar and Grill and one of the guys who bounced there at night worked in our Motor Pool (big place where we check out vehicles but that is not importnat right now)

So I see this girl dancing and she was cute but not stunning but she was cetainly carrying herself like she was the most important female on the planet kind of thing...so I say to the guy....too bad that chick was not as hot as she thought she was....he said..."yeah she was much hotter when we married"

I was silent.....

one of many lol

LOL

TondaB · 10-03-2005, 08:48 PM

Well, here is our slip. Peaches and I had dinner and I convinced her to go try out this new wine bar. We drive up and see 3 - 4 guys, one had on dark sunglasses, (I think they are owners?) standing up at the front by the counter. Peaches made a comment about not going in because of looked like the mafia. *Joke* *Joke* We go in and are sitting there with our wine, somewhat wondering what is up with the entourage up front when the guy with the glasses gets up, pulls out his walking stick and starts tapping his way to the back of the bar. He bumps into the waitress and the waitress says "Oh no problem, you couldn't see that I was standing there." OMG we almost spit red wine everywhere.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-03-2005, 09:05 PM

Damn...glad to know I'm not the only one, since I had similar experiences to both After Shock Media and Jim Hustler, although I felt set up both times.

The first time, a buddy of mine, who unknown to me had been dating a girl we both knew at college, asked me what I thought about her. I honestly replied that I thought she was an airhead but she gave good head. I heard a few days later that they were engaged to be married. That kind of put a chill on that friendship.

Years later at work, one of my female colleagues came up to me and asked me to look at her and see if I could tell a difference in her. She was wearing a top that I swear looked like a maternity outfit, so I asked her many months pregnant she was. Oops! She wanted me to notice that she had started working out and lost five pounds.

I've learned to be a little more careful over the years, and to answer some questions with questions or non-commital answers.

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sniperwolf · 10-03-2005, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jukeboxfrank

I was on location fixing a pinball and the guy that owned the machine was just in an auto accident and had an eye patch. So all the time I am there I am thinking don't say shit about his eye. So I have to go out to my truck for a part. So out the door I go and as I pass him I say keep an eye on my stuff will ya !!!!

err. okay..

hehe

ADL Colin · 10-04-2005, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TondaB

Well, here is our slip. Peaches and I had dinner and I convinced her to go try out this new wine bar. We drive up and see 3 - 4 guys, one had on dark sunglasses, (I think they are owners?) standing up at the front by the counter. Peaches made a comment about not going in because of looked like the mafia. *Joke* *Joke* We go in and are sitting there with our wine, somewhat wondering what is up with the entourage up front when the guy with the glasses gets up, pulls out his walking stick and starts tapping his way to the back of the bar. He bumps into the waitress and the waitress says "Oh no problem, you couldn't see that I was standing there." OMG we almost spit red wine everywhere.

The Blind Mafia. I had a run-in with them back in the late 80s.

Damian_Maxcash · 10-04-2005, 01:33 AM

I was in a bar and was introduced to Terry Marsh who was a pretty famous boxer in the UK back in the 80's.

I was pretty pissed and started mouthing off about this really bad tranny that was at the other end of the bar - she was really butch, stubble, hands like bananas and feet like boats. Real scary. I could see he wasnt happy with what I was saying so I shut up and kind of sloped away.

Later I learnt it was his sister/brother - how I left with all my teethe I dont know.

TondaB · 10-04-2005, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin

The Blind Mafia. I had a run-in with them back in the late 80s.

Yeah and the best part is we couldn't get Gabe to believe us. We were trying to grab a pic (some of us were a little more sly about it than others) but it didn't work.

Peaches · 10-04-2005, 10:26 AM

I asked Sly if he wanted to go jogging

Only Tonda and I could screw up taking a picture of a blind man

EroticySteve · 10-04-2005, 11:53 AM

1)
One night I was downtown with some buds of mine. They are your typical silly drunk.

They started doing the "Timmy" from Southpark when up behind us rolls a guy that could have actually been the basis for "Timmy".

2) I went for a haircut a few years back. I was complaining that I'm starting to get gray and lose hair up front.

The girl cutting my hair goes. "Don't feel bad most of my clients your age would kill to have your hair. It's great."

I looked at her kind of funny.

I said, "huh?"

She goes, "Yeah most 35 year olds would love to have your hair."

I replied with "Okay, but I'm only 25."

She goes, "Oh, I suppose that you want someone different to cut your hair then?"

I said, "Nope you cut good hair, you're just a bad flirt."

So I got a good haircut for free and a date.

Funbrunette · 10-04-2005, 12:43 PM

OMG!!!!! That's funny.....Tonda you must of been mortified....

I once asked a woman when her due date was, she wasn't pregnant!

je_rome · 10-04-2005, 05:55 PM

I asked one lady if they have a certain size of this certain shoes and it turned out she was there buying her 6 feet tall boyfriend a shoe. damn!

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Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	I was serving as a Marine and was standing by the dance floor at some local Bar and Grill and one of the guys who bounced there at night worked in our Motor Pool (big place where we check out vehicles but that is not importnat right now) So I see this girl dancing and she was cute but not stunning but she was cetainly carrying herself like she was the most important female on the planet kind of thing...so I say to the guy....too bad that chick was not as hot as she thought she was....he said..."yeah she was much hotter when we married" I was silent..... one of many lol Last edited by Mr. Jim; 10-03-2005 at 04:40 PM..

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TondaB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: California Posts: 3,162	Well, here is our slip. Peaches and I had dinner and I convinced her to go try out this new wine bar. We drive up and see 3 - 4 guys, one had on dark sunglasses, (I think they are owners?) standing up at the front by the counter. Peaches made a comment about not going in because of looked like the mafia. Joke Joke We go in and are sitting there with our wine, somewhat wondering what is up with the entourage up front when the guy with the glasses gets up, pulls out his walking stick and starts tapping his way to the back of the bar. He bumps into the waitress and the waitress says "Oh no problem, you couldn't see that I was standing there." OMG we almost spit red wine everywhere. __________________ ICQ: 61462417

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Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	I was in a bar and was introduced to Terry Marsh who was a pretty famous boxer in the UK back in the 80's. I was pretty pissed and started mouthing off about this really bad tranny that was at the other end of the bar - she was really butch, stubble, hands like bananas and feet like boats. Real scary. I could see he wasnt happy with what I was saying so I shut up and kind of sloped away. Later I learnt it was his sister/brother - how I left with all my teethe I dont know.

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EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	1) One night I was downtown with some buds of mine. They are your typical silly drunk. They started doing the "Timmy" from Southpark when up behind us rolls a guy that could have actually been the basis for "Timmy". 2) I went for a haircut a few years back. I was complaining that I'm starting to get gray and lose hair up front. The girl cutting my hair goes. "Don't feel bad most of my clients your age would kill to have your hair. It's great." I looked at her kind of funny. I said, "huh?" She goes, "Yeah most 35 year olds would love to have your hair." I replied with "Okay, but I'm only 25." She goes, "Oh, I suppose that you want someone different to cut your hair then?" I said, "Nope you cut good hair, you're just a bad flirt." So I got a good haircut for free and a date. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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