EroticySteve

1)
One night I was downtown with some buds of mine. They are your typical silly drunk.

They started doing the "Timmy" from Southpark when up behind us rolls a guy that could have actually been the basis for "Timmy".


2) I went for a haircut a few years back. I was complaining that I'm starting to get gray and lose hair up front.

The girl cutting my hair goes. "Don't feel bad most of my clients your age would kill to have your hair. It's great."

I looked at her kind of funny.

I said, "huh?"

She goes, "Yeah most 35 year olds would love to have your hair."

I replied with "Okay, but I'm only 25."

She goes, "Oh, I suppose that you want someone different to cut your hair then?"

I said, "Nope you cut good hair, you're just a bad flirt."

So I got a good haircut for free and a date.

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