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gangbangjoe · 10-03-2005, 11:10 AM

someone cut your lane ?

your tire exploded while doing highspeed ?

a bird exploded on your window ?

go ahead and tell me

craziest (true) story will win a price

munki · 10-03-2005, 11:20 AM

Craziest car story I have didn't involve me, but an old friend from my hometown.

My buddy Nick, was driving with 2 of his friends down Clark Ave, in front of our local mall. The driver had just recently bought the vehicle, and was playing around with different racing fuels, and mods to get more power.

For whatever stupid reasons, the passengers of the vehicle we're hitting NOS, trying to get that quick little passout high ravers seem to love, and the driver thought it would be a good idea to take a hit also.

So here's the final scenario. 3 Kids, high on NOS, driving at least 90 down a semi-residential street. Driver passes out from his hit, ends up drifting into oncoming traffic. The car does a series of flips and turns. When the aftermath is over, my friend Nick, who wasn't wearing a seat belt, was thrown half way out of his window, and had his head decapitated from his upper jaw by a lightpost.

My girl and I heard about much like most of our friends within minutes. Lakewood is a small, pretty close community. We we're hanging out down the street, and ran to the scene almost immediately.

Very sad moment watching Nick's mother identify his body at the scene by lifting a jacket of her son's decapitated head lying 50 feet away from the car and his body.

gangbangjoe · 10-03-2005, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MikyMunki

Craziest car story I have didn't involve me, but an old friend from my hometown.

My buddy Nick, was driving with 2 of his friends down Clark Ave, in front of our local mall. The driver had just recently bought the vehicle, and was playing around with different racing fuels, and mods to get more power.

For whatever stupid reasons, the passengers of the vehicle we're hitting NOS, trying to get that quick little passout high ravers seem to love, and the driver thought it would be a good idea to take a hit also.

So here's the final scenario. 3 Kids, high on NOS, driving at least 90 down a semi-residential street. Driver passes out from his hit, ends up drifting into oncoming traffic. The car does a series of flips and turns. When the aftermath is over, my friend Nick, who wasn't wearing a seat belt, was thrown half way out of his window, and had his head decapitated from his upper jaw by a lightpost.

My girl and I heard about much like most of our friends within minutes. Lakewood is a small, pretty close community. We we're hanging out down the street, and ran to the scene almost immediately.

Very sad moment watching Nick's mother identify his body at the scene by lifting a jacket of her son's decapitated head lying 50 feet away from the car and his body.

oh fuck this is ....

man i thought about some high speed stories

or some drifting action... but dead people

je_rome · 10-03-2005, 05:50 PM

what's your story, joe? I want to hear it.

Papi Chulo · 10-03-2005, 06:00 PM

I Shit you not...........

Today, On my way to the City, I ran over a squirrel

Personally I think the fucker had a suicide wish. The fucker went left, then right, then left, then fucking pointed his tail straight up in the fucking air and made a last ditch effort to run for the right side. ( I think he suddenly decided suicide was not an option)

anyways, The fucker didn't have a chance. I had him in my sights and veered slightly right and WHAM, Squirrel guts all over my inner fender well. I'll pull out the Power Washer this weekend and get rid of the remains

Any PETA members at GFY?

10-03-2005, 11:10 AM	#1
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10-03-2005, 11:20 AM	#2
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Craziest car story I have didn't involve me, but an old friend from my hometown. My buddy Nick, was driving with 2 of his friends down Clark Ave, in front of our local mall. The driver had just recently bought the vehicle, and was playing around with different racing fuels, and mods to get more power. For whatever stupid reasons, the passengers of the vehicle we're hitting NOS, trying to get that quick little passout high ravers seem to love, and the driver thought it would be a good idea to take a hit also. So here's the final scenario. 3 Kids, high on NOS, driving at least 90 down a semi-residential street. Driver passes out from his hit, ends up drifting into oncoming traffic. The car does a series of flips and turns. When the aftermath is over, my friend Nick, who wasn't wearing a seat belt, was thrown half way out of his window, and had his head decapitated from his upper jaw by a lightpost. My girl and I heard about much like most of our friends within minutes. Lakewood is a small, pretty close community. We we're hanging out down the street, and ran to the scene almost immediately. Very sad moment watching Nick's mother identify his body at the scene by lifting a jacket of her son's decapitated head lying 50 feet away from the car and his body. __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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10-03-2005, 06:00 PM	#5
Papi Chulo Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 167	I Shit you not........... Today, On my way to the City, I ran over a squirrel Personally I think the fucker had a suicide wish. The fucker went left, then right, then left, then fucking pointed his tail straight up in the fucking air and made a last ditch effort to run for the right side. ( I think he suddenly decided suicide was not an option) anyways, The fucker didn't have a chance. I had him in my sights and veered slightly right and WHAM, Squirrel guts all over my inner fender well. I'll pull out the Power Washer this weekend and get rid of the remains Any PETA members at GFY? __________________ I Love Bubble Butt Latinas!!!!