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New owner of GFY
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: South Bronx, New York
Posts: 45
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Now if i told you people that this bitch works at a strip club, would you believe me?? and in the day she flips burgers over at wendys, well guess what. it's ture, i meet this short little brown pot belly pig from my adult help wanted ad, its the same ad i placed in the adult section in the back of the village voice news paper, bitch came to my crib and almost got stuck in the front door, now i'm not really into egg roll looking bitchs, but i decide to bring something diffrent to the site this week, bitch told me she also gives lap dance's, and now that's when my whole entire high got fucked up, i'm tryin' to picture this Big Bitch wearing a muthafuckin' G-String, then she went on by telling me she was a table dancer, now you know i had to fall on the floor to that one, thats when i asked the bitch does that table have 4 legs ???? 'cause i know goddamn well your 288lb. ass anit standing on know goddam coffee table with 2 wooden legs under it, BITCH PLEASE!! man i'm tryin' not to laff, but fuck the bullshit, this bitch had me in tears inside. lmaooo that table you dance on must be made outta' metal and steel , now i think at that moment i must have hurt the bitchs feelings, i know it was a fucked up thing to say, but dam how offten do a hahahahahaha hear about a 288lb. lap dancer, who the fuck is paying for shit like this anyway, come oooon man !! so carl pulled out a little black tele -phone looking book, she hand it to me and said, look right here Mr.Smart ass, and i'll be goddamn , this book was filled with listings of underground nite spots down in the village part of new york, S&M dungons, swingers club, and look a' here a club called the "FAT RABBIT" ( it should be called the Fat Nasty Rabbit ) it went on to say all male & female strip club that caters to "FAT GIRL LOVERS ONLY" ( they say only like a hahahahahaha gotta' choice ) ooh well i guess anything can be what it really is in the BIG Apple Uh. but i still can't seem to picture this Big no neck bitch standing on a muthafucking coffee table dancein' and shakein' her fat nasty ass all up in mens face's and shit, and she still didn't answer my question, fuck it!! i know she won't be standing on my shit, i don't even want the bitch leanin' on nothin', sit ya' crazy lookin' ass down on the floor bitch, i just wanted the Bullfrog looking bitch to get buck naked and dance for me on video, bitch got buck ass naked and fucked up my weed high up AGAIN!! bitch went into my bath room and came back looking like a baby sea lion covered in baby oil, then the bitch booted her ashy flat ass over in my face and tryed to show me that sloppy stank ass of hers, that shit look like mash potatos and brown gravy, bitchs ass crack look like an old rusty mutha'fuckin' rail road track with weeds growin' from the sides, then the bitch shook her ass in my face AGAIN and tryed to dance the kama sutra, man i was ready to leave my own house. man i fell the fuck out and drop my dutch master on the floor, and almost burnt a hole in the carpet, i laff so goddam hard i had tears fallin' from my eyes, the bitch tryed to spread her legs and it seem she was haveing trouble getting her kness to move, since them mutha'fuckers look like two old dryed up hams, and not to mention her pussy smelled like burnt hamburger meat , she must be in wendys stealing them white folks shit!! bitch must be stealing the burgers and buns, and stickin' them muthafuckers down in between her thights one by one, she must be stealing them hot apple pies too, she look like ate about 40 of them muthafuckers before she got here, i bet she hungry right now!! not like anybody gonna notice anyway, her thighs look like two sacks of molded bread, i know one thing this ho' left a BIG ASS oil staine in my 'mutha'fuckin' carpet, my living room look like i parked a truck in it, baby oil dripping from the cracks & vallys of her 20 liter shape body, plus the bitch had no neck what so ever, when the bitch stood up all you can see was her head and a big blob of human fat, shit movein' everywhere, bitch look like she was about to leap on a hahahahahaha, man this stank ass sloppy slut can be viewed on TrashMan DVD if you thank i'm lieing, act like you know son, i brings you the TRUTH !! ![]()
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 983
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lol... you're dead wrong for posting pics of your mother.... that's one nasty bitch
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 2,868
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you're are a very unsophisticated kid, you don't get it. We don't want you here damn moron, so stop posting your felthy dumb broads.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 2,036
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I am sure you will be banned for a 2nd time real soon
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WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
Posts: 10,581
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Did she leave a skid mark on your nose.. quick, run to the mirror and check right now!
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Babemeister
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Madison
Posts: 7,081
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So she comes out naked and the audience pays her to put her clothes back on?
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom
Posts: 6,490
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Is that scabs and shit up her arm? I thought it was a color issue on my monitor, but I don't see it anywhere else, just up that arm. Arm Herpes from fistfucking some other fat broad?
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Encrypted. Access denied.
Posts: 31,779
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All I can say is.... Damn.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 7,865
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its a giant ham!
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Center of the Sun
Posts: 3,575
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now that is fetish...
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