Do you feel bad when you reject a fat chick because she's fat? - GoFuckYourself.com

MadCat · 09-30-2005, 03:51 PM

Got this enormous neighbour heffer chasing me. She thinks we're going to start dating or something, but she's so fat I can barely stand looking at her. what should I do?

Murderous · 09-30-2005, 03:57 PM

I don't reject them because they are fat. I love fat chicks and if I reject one it could be for one of a million different reasons.

Your missing out on a sweet piece of ass my friend, sadly you'll never know just how sweet it is.

Ecksent · 09-30-2005, 04:02 PM

ORLY THE OWL · 09-30-2005, 04:06 PM

Most fat women are mentally ill. They get up every day to shower, and have to directly deal with (and then IGNORE) the fact that they are disgustingly gross mounds of sickening suet. This is irrefutable since they have to lay their hands on their own awful flab.

So, their minds snapped long ago. Hence, there's nothing that you can say to them to make the point clear that FAT IS NOT SEXY AND IS INSTEAD REPULSIVELY ABHORRENT. Continue to ignore her and the bulbous cow will choose another victim who she imagines likes greasy sweatcracks.

Ross · 09-30-2005, 04:07 PM

This thread reminds me of a time I was at a club with a couple of my friends and this fat chick came up to one of them and asked if he wanted to dance.

He politely rejected her and turned round to talk to me, she then tapped him on the shoulder and asked him "are you sure you don't want to dance?" he said "yes I'm sure, thank you" She then taps him on the shoulder again and says "Is it ok if I just stand with you then?"

I swear, you should have saw his face, it was a picture. I left the two of them and went to the bar. I really couldn't stop laughing. He got rid of her tho. But needless to say we had a good laugh at his expense that night

fris · 09-30-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MadCat

Got this enormous neighbour heffer chasing me. She thinks we're going to start dating or something, but she's so fat I can barely stand looking at her. what should I do?

tell your sister i am sorry

MadCat · 09-30-2005, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

tell your sister i am sorry

huh ? wtf u talking about ?

Sheri Santiago · 09-30-2005, 04:15 PM

Define fat - are we talking 250 pounds, or just kind of chunky?

SleazyDream · 09-30-2005, 04:15 PM

people are attractive - not size

MadCat · 09-30-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

people are attractive - not size

Only losers and fatties say that.

J-$ · 09-30-2005, 04:19 PM

nice sig

SleazyDream · 09-30-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MadCat

Only losers and fatties say that.

guess i'm both then.
still havn't unpacked from amsterdam and i have to goto curracco in less than 2 weeks.

MadCat · 09-30-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

guess i'm both then.
still havn't unpacked from amsterdam and i have to goto curracco in less than 2 weeks.

And this doesn't make you a disgusting fat slob how ?

Doctor Dre · 09-30-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ecksent

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
My friend just saved this one

Manowar · 09-30-2005, 04:31 PM

lovin that sig

Young · 09-30-2005, 04:34 PM

You know what they say about Fat Chicks

VicD · 09-30-2005, 04:35 PM

yes i feel bad and then i fuck her

Jman · 09-30-2005, 04:37 PM

I dont' but that freaked kitty

Irrum · 09-30-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MadCat

And this doesn't make you a disgusting fat slob how ?

Wow your mean. You know some people have problems with their thyroids where they cannot help but gain weight. Everything they do to lose weight only makes minor changes. About your neighbor just say you are not interested and ignore her I am sure she will get the picture.

iwantchixx · 09-30-2005, 05:11 PM

I don't believe that the "thyroid" excuse is as true as they say. sure for some people... SOME it is, as in minisclule amount... but in most cases just step away from the donough box for fuck sakes.

Also,t here's medications to treat thyroidism. So WTF is their excuse now?

gornyhuy · 09-30-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

guess i'm both then.
still havn't unpacked from amsterdam and i have to goto curracco in less than 2 weeks.

What does this have to do with obesity?

nico-t · 09-30-2005, 05:38 PM

fat chicks are kinda gross

Violetta · 09-30-2005, 06:43 PM

I like plumpers!!

Paul Waters · 09-30-2005, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MadCat

Got this enormous neighbour heffer chasing me. She thinks we're going to start dating or something, but she's so fat I can barely stand looking at her. what should I do?

Call Greenpeace.

They will help return her to the ocean.

Tofu · 09-30-2005, 07:19 PM

HEY!

I was waiting for the next "fat bashing" thread.

I reject skinny bitches all the time. If she aint fat, I wont hit that.

UltraSonic · 09-30-2005, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MadCat

Got this enormous neighbour heffer chasing me. She thinks we're going to start dating or something, but she's so fat I can barely stand looking at her. what should I do?

Make her happy and fuck her! You'll end up in heaven, god will take care of u.

comanighttrain · 09-30-2005, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross

This thread reminds me of a time I was at a club with a couple of my friends and this fat chick came up to one of them and asked if he wanted to dance.

He politely rejected her and turned round to talk to me, she then tapped him on the shoulder and asked him "are you sure you don't want to dance?" he said "yes I'm sure, thank you" She then taps him on the shoulder again and says "Is it ok if I just stand with you then?"

I swear, you should have saw his face, it was a picture. I left the two of them and went to the bar. I really couldn't stop laughing. He got rid of her tho. But needless to say we had a good laugh at his expense that night

holy shit dude, fat chicks are great in the sack, just a bugger toi ditch later

Snake Doctor · 09-30-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MadCat

Do you feel bad when you reject a fat chick because she's fat?

Do you feel bad when you get drunk and hit on the fat chicks and they reject you because you're a self aggrandizing pencil dick?

Spunky · 09-30-2005, 08:49 PM

Fat chicks are cool....as long as nobody knows you did them

Wiggles · 09-30-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ecksent

i got this as an email about 2 years ago, probably the funniest one i've ever got haha

mikeyddddd · 09-30-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MadCat

Do you feel bad when you reject a fat chick because she's fat?

In a word, no. To expound on that, FUCK NO!

BuggyG · 10-01-2005, 07:47 AM

wha?!?!
sorry.. I got distratced by your sig

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ORLY THE OWL So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 14	Most fat women are mentally ill. They get up every day to shower, and have to directly deal with (and then IGNORE) the fact that they are disgustingly gross mounds of sickening suet. This is irrefutable since they have to lay their hands on their own awful flab. So, their minds snapped long ago. Hence, there's nothing that you can say to them to make the point clear that FAT IS NOT SEXY AND IS INSTEAD REPULSIVELY ABHORRENT. Continue to ignore her and the bulbous cow will choose another victim who she imagines likes greasy sweatcracks.

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	This thread reminds me of a time I was at a club with a couple of my friends and this fat chick came up to one of them and asked if he wanted to dance. He politely rejected her and turned round to talk to me, she then tapped him on the shoulder and asked him "are you sure you don't want to dance?" he said "yes I'm sure, thank you" She then taps him on the shoulder again and says "Is it ok if I just stand with you then?" I swear, you should have saw his face, it was a picture. I left the two of them and went to the bar. I really couldn't stop laughing. He got rid of her tho. But needless to say we had a good laugh at his expense that night

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	I don't believe that the "thyroid" excuse is as true as they say. sure for some people... SOME it is, as in minisclule amount... but in most cases just step away from the donough box for fuck sakes. Also,t here's medications to treat thyroidism. So WTF is their excuse now?

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