This thread reminds me of a time I was at a club with a couple of my friends and this fat chick came up to one of them and asked if he wanted to dance.
He politely rejected her and turned round to talk to me, she then tapped him on the shoulder and asked him "are you sure you don't want to dance?" he said "yes I'm sure, thank you" She then taps him on the shoulder again and says "Is it ok if I just stand with you then?"
I swear, you should have saw his face, it was a picture. I left the two of them and went to the bar. I really couldn't stop laughing. He got rid of her tho. But needless to say we had a good laugh at his expense that night
