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HammerALL · 09-29-2005, 11:44 AM

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes
the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM
access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace
field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will
program your phone auto dial to
call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your
fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It
will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It
will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows
95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your
hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

And if you don't tell this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE
WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having
SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

StickyGreen · 09-29-2005, 11:45 AM

i wouldn't open an email titled "bedtimes" anyways lmao...

MetaMan · 09-29-2005, 11:46 AM

i opened it and nothing happened the email i am most worried about is:

Subject: Platinum Mario dick in ass cum on face:

HammerALL · 09-29-2005, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i opened it and nothing happened the email i am most worried about is:

Subject: Platinum Mario dick in ass cum on face:

OH fuck that got out!

MetaMan · 09-29-2005, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Mario

OH fuck that got out!

no, last i heard to cock never left your ass.

NoWhErE · 09-29-2005, 12:04 PM

Hahahahaha In yo face! lol

JD · 09-29-2005, 12:07 PM

i call hoax

woj · 09-29-2005, 12:23 PM

rowan · 09-29-2005, 01:00 PM

this was funny in 1995

Phoenix · 09-29-2005, 01:02 PM

metaman...we have exclusive rights to all of marios gay video scenes..please forward the email to [email protected] and we will look into this spammer

NoCarrier · 09-29-2005, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

this was funny in 1995

and you're being generous..

wildgirl · 09-29-2005, 03:10 PM

hahaha

RuthB · 09-29-2005, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Mario

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes
the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM
access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace
field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will
program your phone auto dial to
call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your
fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It
will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It
will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows
95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your
hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

And if you don't tell this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE
WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having
SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

this sounds more like a man than a virus

tristan_D · 09-29-2005, 04:51 PM

this thread must be quarantined.

09-29-2005, 11:44 AM	#1
HammerALL Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,506	*******Warning: Virus***** If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ** And if you don't tell this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!!THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!! __________________ Mario Amaral AKA: Hammerall Affiliate Sales \| Email:[email protected] Skype: Hammerall \| ICQ: 190272140

09-29-2005, 11:45 AM	#2
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09-29-2005, 11:46 AM	#3
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i opened it and nothing happened the email i am most worried about is: Subject: Platinum Mario dick in ass cum on face:

09-29-2005, 12:07 PM	#7
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09-29-2005, 01:00 PM	#9
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