Jeb Bush??!!! WTF is with your "Chang" - GoFuckYourself.com

ElvisManson · 09-29-2005, 10:06 AM

Ok....I know you have to be a little crazy to be a politician ...but this just blows me away. Even if you don't take his words literally (though it is tough not to) this is still one for the "tin foil hat" files.

"After more than an hour of solemn ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about "unleashing Chang," his "mystical warrior" friend.
Here are Bush's words, spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians:
''Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.
''I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.''

http://www.gainesville.com/apps/pbcs...096/editorials

Honez · 09-29-2005, 10:11 AM

Take another hit Jeb baby. Aren't the colors pretty?

WiredGuy · 09-29-2005, 10:16 AM

All the Bush's are crazy, Jeb is just more vocal about his demons.
WG

ElvisManson · 09-29-2005, 10:56 AM

I wonder if he was waiting for these?

;)

"Human foetuses inside statues of Christian Saints at Bogota airport
Baron said officials did not know where they came from and he did not provide details on why he believed they were intended for satanic rituals."

http://www.eitb24.com/noticia_en.php?id=93322

EroticySteve · 09-29-2005, 11:04 AM

I saw him on some PBS or news channel or something. They asked him about FL motorcycle laws, no helmets required, no insurance required. He said it was supposed to be either/or not both. Ooops that slipped by.

xclusive · 09-29-2005, 11:07 AM

good thing the Bush brothers have the fate of so many people in thier hands

Rinaldo · 09-29-2005, 11:13 AM

He's Brilliant, he has you talking about him

ElvisManson · 09-29-2005, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rinaldo

He's Brilliant, he has you talking about him

If by "brilliant" you mean "bonkers" and if by "talking" you actually mean " shaking my head in wonder" you are absolutely correct my good friend.

Furious_Female · 09-29-2005, 11:44 AM

Is it wrong I think that's kinda funny?

Brujah · 09-29-2005, 04:08 PM

Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift.

''I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior,'' he said, as the crowd roared.

mardigras · 09-29-2005, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

All the Bush's are crazy, Jeb is just more vocal about his demons.
WG

Best laugh I've had all day

Furious_Male · 09-29-2005, 04:19 PM

Just stick to the weather research and you won't have to worry about these things Brent.

09-29-2005, 10:06 AM	#1
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	Jeb Bush??!!! WTF is with your "Chang" Ok....I know you have to be a little crazy to be a politician ...but this just blows me away. Even if you don't take his words literally (though it is tough not to) this is still one for the "tin foil hat" files. "After more than an hour of solemn ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about "unleashing Chang," his "mystical warrior" friend. Here are Bush's words, spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians: ''Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society. ''I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.'' http://www.gainesville.com/apps/pbcs...096/editorials

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09-29-2005, 10:56 AM	#4
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	I wonder if he was waiting for these? ;) "Human foetuses inside statues of Christian Saints at Bogota airport Baron said officials did not know where they came from and he did not provide details on why he believed they were intended for satanic rituals." http://www.eitb24.com/noticia_en.php?id=93322

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