YP Mexico 2005: A photo story - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 09-27-2005, 07:03 PM

Everyone's been hitting me up on ICQ asking where my pictures from YP Mexico are. Well, I'm still on the road so you'll have to hold your damn horses alredy.

In the mean time, however, because I'm the nice guy I am, I'm posting a handful of pictures - in the form of a story. So here goes.

A handful of us were part of the YNOT advance team. Besides myself, this included YNOT Bob ("Roberto"), Scooter, Mamakitty, and my wife Bunny1. We met up right before the Mexican border.

The trip across the border was uneventful...

Once we got to the hotel I did the back of my car. Seems I forgot what year it was. Note this was BEFORE we started drinking!

A quick stop at the Cantina, and Scooter and I started into the shots while "Roberto" had to get the keys to some of the houses where some YP members were staying....

Then we helped "Roberto" get some supplies....

Scooter couldn't wait so he bought his own.....

Then we stopped at another bar to have yet more shots. (If your smart enough you'll see a trend here.....)

Just for the record, before the bus even left San Diego I was smashed and "Roberto" was the first one to get partially naked.

This brings us up to when the bus got to the hotel.........

(more to follow later tonight!)

thaifan99 · 09-27-2005, 07:06 PM

great pics............. 06 hehehe

baddog · 09-27-2005, 07:07 PM

The suspense is building

Zebra · 09-27-2005, 07:08 PM

You lush...

NinjaSteve · 09-27-2005, 07:13 PM

Better than a 1:2 alcohol conversion ratio. NICE!

Kiwigirl · 09-27-2005, 07:22 PM

to cool!

pornguy · 09-27-2005, 07:25 PM

Nice photo story there

Rochard · 09-27-2005, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thaifan99

great pics............. 06 hehehe

Not sure what happened there. YNOT Bob ("Roberto") was off setting up the YNOT house. Scooter, Mamakitty, and my wife all sat there as I wrote it out on the back of my car (a yearly tradition now). No one fucking caught it until YNOT Bob came up to us. He looked at it and said "Is it really 2006 already?".

So much for proper adult supervision, huh?

Rochard · 09-27-2005, 07:53 PM

So then the bus arrives and LAJ gets to work....

I quickly decided to get the party started......

(note that I corrected the year on the back of my car!)

More shots....

By this time Scooter was having problems standing up and decided to show some love....

Zoe tries to get into the spirit of things....

And I met the oddest couple....

Derek had a few shots and starts undressing.....

And then started the male bonding.....

DeanCapture · 09-27-2005, 08:06 PM

I love this one.........

Rochard · 09-27-2005, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture

I love this one.........

Yeah, this picture pretty much started the show......

Rochard · 09-27-2005, 08:36 PM

Sammy was the first woman to expose herself to me....

Not to be outdone, Hone was right behind her!

This chick claimed she was a virgin (at least her shirt said so) and refused to expose herself to me....

The night started up with Scooter and Cole using a sling shot to shoot off some firecrackers....

Now that it was dark, everyone started to find someone to spend the night with. Zebra quickly set his sights on this fine little dandy....

And thus ended the first night!

Pete-KT · 09-27-2005, 08:37 PM

More Pics Please

Dan · 09-27-2005, 08:40 PM

whos dildo is scooter buying? jeez man that is a big bottle

Looks like a great time sorry I missed it.

punker barbie · 09-27-2005, 08:41 PM

YAY Rochard stories are the best!

So where are the pictures where everyone is naked and having sex? Lets skip the details and jump straight to those pictures ;)

Rochard · 09-27-2005, 08:50 PM

Roberto - who has a tattoo of a dolphin on his arse - tried to play it off like it was a shark, but no one believed him....

Roberto and LAJ gave out some awards. I think it was Laura, Big E, Steve Lightspeed, JFK, and myself.

I don't have any pictures of the awards since I was up there, but JFK got a bunch.

Laura learned that you can't wear a hooded sweatshirt while drunk. If you do, you always think people are sneaking up on you....

After the awards we went sight seeing. This picture cracks me up.

Hone met a new friend:

And I picked up some well needed supplies.....

Rochard · 09-27-2005, 08:55 PM

Come to think of it, I wasn't the only one who needed supplies.

Laurel - bless her heart - didn't find anything wrong with brushing her teeth or shaving in Mexico. While normally I would be happy about her brushing her teeth and shaving her legs.... Americans can't use Mexican water for such things. Mexico has "lower standards" than we do in the US and us Americanos can get sick from their water.

So we got her nice and drunk and told her about how sick she was gonna be for the rest of the trip.

Spunky · 09-27-2005, 08:57 PM

Great pics Rochard

Rochard · 09-27-2005, 09:10 PM

Derek made some new friends.....

Rochard · 09-27-2005, 09:15 PM

Next up was dinner. Lobster rocks.

Dinner was uneventful until Zoe told a joke and Brett pissed in his pants.

Then back to the hotel for more drinking...... Derek was hammered.

skinnay · 09-27-2005, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Sammy was the first woman to expose herself to me....

that nipple looks a little out of place

GUNNER · 09-27-2005, 09:25 PM

WHEW! Good thing you posted the pics, because I was worried the whole YP thing was going to be nothing but Tequila, partying, drunkeness, and nudity.

Rochard · 09-27-2005, 09:28 PM

Lots of drinking.

It was pretty damn clear who had too much to drink:

And of course no trip to Mexico is complete without Lobster for dinner - and seeing Derek take a pee!

Rochard · 09-27-2005, 09:30 PM

The next morning started off with a bang - me getting Zebra really good (got that one on video!) and a bunch of us waking up Yanks Billie with a few surprises!

bryany · 09-27-2005, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Lots of drinking.

I must have been drunk!

I dont remember that! LOL

je_rome · 09-28-2005, 12:09 AM

its like listening to a bed time story, only with of adult content. hehehe

Rochard · 09-28-2005, 12:24 AM

The last morning we went out shopping....... I almost bought this - really:

Came back to the hotel to find LAJ and Derek playing in a band!

Some of us made some NEW FRIENDS!

Yeah, I was in on that too!

Then came the fireworks and blowing shit up in the bon fire!

I don't have any pictures of this, but one of the funniest moments of YP Mexico was when Zebra suddenly fell over for no reason. If you look close at this picture you'll notice he's in a chair with his back touching the ground.

All in all it was a great time. 300 pix and two videos are up on the Bunny Ranch. Enjoy.

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/home.php

sweetums · 09-28-2005, 06:59 AM

Roc....great pics!!! Looks like a fantasmo time was had by all...it's a good thing you took so many pics 'cause I'm sure a bunch of people are now saying...."When the HELL did that happen??"

The video Zebra has me cracking up....especially the music...hahaha

ssp · 09-28-2005, 07:10 AM

Fucking awesome pictures man, I wish I was there! Maybe next time.

LoriAnderson · 09-28-2005, 07:24 AM

looks like u guys had a blast... thanks for sharing

Sosa · 09-28-2005, 08:02 AM

haha good stuff

Rochard · 09-28-2005, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetums

Roc....great pics!!! Looks like a fantasmo time was had by all...it's a good thing you took so many pics 'cause I'm sure a bunch of people are now saying...."When the HELL did that happen??"

The video Zebra has me cracking up....especially the music...hahaha

Three or four people have already hit me up saying "I don't remember that". Go figure.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 09-28-2005, 09:58 AM

Wow. Awesome Pics Rochard, thanks for taking them

Im so happy you have a slow trigger finger...

Rochard · 09-28-2005, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe

Wow. Awesome Pics Rochard, thanks for taking them

Im so happy you have a slow trigger finger...

There was a few pictures of you I deleted.......

Pete-KT · 09-28-2005, 10:07 AM

very nice pics rich

Manowar · 09-28-2005, 10:10 AM

cool pix man

JUSTB · 09-28-2005, 10:15 AM

Great pics and I love the story. Story threads are the best.

Honez · 09-28-2005, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Three or four people have already hit me up saying "I don't remember that". Go figure.

I remember everything. Especially you asking me to be the 'first' to show her boobs.
I owe you a spanking.

Zebra · 09-28-2005, 10:27 AM

I do remember falling over in the chair.
Surprised that you didn't remember I did it because Niko had just thrown a glass bottle of pickles in the fire 5 feet in front of me and I didn't feel like having glass shrapnel in my face. That and I was too drunk to get up...

SiMpLe · 09-28-2005, 10:49 AM

Ahhhhh the memories - Good post RocHard

Dwreck · 09-28-2005, 10:52 AM

This is by far the best YP Pic thread Ever. I admire the effort you put into this Rochard.

I must admit the pic you took of me drumming was a personal highlite, I really was enjoying myself there. I love the drums and playing for you guys was awesome.

Im going to send those to my dad he would be so proud of me.

Thanks again Rochard for the awesome pics and jager shots.

I hold a special non gay place in my heart for you.

Rochard · 09-28-2005, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck

This is by far the best YP Pic thread Ever. I admire the effort you put into this Rochard.

I must admit the pic you took of me drumming was a personal highlite, I really was enjoying myself there. I love the drums and playing for you guys was awesome.

Im going to send those to my dad he would be so proud of me.

Thanks again Rochard for the awesome pics and jager shots.

I hold a special non gay place in my heart for you.

I have video of you and LAJ playing as well. I'll put that up tonight.

Rochard · 09-28-2005, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

I remember everything. Especially you asking me to be the 'first' to show her boobs.
I owe you a spanking.

Yeah, I sort of lied. Keep in mind I was drunk.

Spankings? Anytime.

bryany · 09-28-2005, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra

I do remember falling over in the chair.
Surprised that you didn't remember I did it because Niko had just thrown a glass bottle of pickles in the fire 5 feet in front of me and I didn't feel like having glass shrapnel in my face. That and I was too drunk to get up...

HAHAHA I remember that sitting next to you. You fell back in what looked to be sloooow motion

Then you almost did it again

09-27-2005, 07:03 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,051	YP Mexico 2005: A photo story Everyone's been hitting me up on ICQ asking where my pictures from YP Mexico are. Well, I'm still on the road so you'll have to hold your damn horses alredy. In the mean time, however, because I'm the nice guy I am, I'm posting a handful of pictures - in the form of a story. So here goes. A handful of us were part of the YNOT advance team. Besides myself, this included YNOT Bob ("Roberto"), Scooter, Mamakitty, and my wife Bunny1. We met up right before the Mexican border. The trip across the border was uneventful... Once we got to the hotel I did the back of my car. Seems I forgot what year it was. Note this was BEFORE we started drinking! A quick stop at the Cantina, and Scooter and I started into the shots while "Roberto" had to get the keys to some of the houses where some YP members were staying.... Then we helped "Roberto" get some supplies.... Scooter couldn't wait so he bought his own..... Then we stopped at another bar to have yet more shots. (If your smart enough you'll see a trend here.....) Just for the record, before the bus even left San Diego I was smashed and "Roberto" was the first one to get partially naked. This brings us up to when the bus got to the hotel......... (more to follow later tonight!) __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,051	So then the bus arrives and LAJ gets to work.... I quickly decided to get the party started...... (note that I corrected the year on the back of my car!) More shots.... By this time Scooter was having problems standing up and decided to show some love.... Zoe tries to get into the spirit of things.... And I met the oddest couple.... Derek had a few shots and starts undressing..... And then started the male bonding..... __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,051	Sammy was the first woman to expose herself to me.... Not to be outdone, Hone was right behind her! This chick claimed she was a virgin (at least her shirt said so) and refused to expose herself to me.... The night started up with Scooter and Cole using a sling shot to shoot off some firecrackers.... Now that it was dark, everyone started to find someone to spend the night with. Zebra quickly set his sights on this fine little dandy.... And thus ended the first night! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,051	Roberto - who has a tattoo of a dolphin on his arse - tried to play it off like it was a shark, but no one believed him.... Roberto and LAJ gave out some awards. I think it was Laura, Big E, Steve Lightspeed, JFK, and myself. I don't have any pictures of the awards since I was up there, but JFK got a bunch. Laura learned that you can't wear a hooded sweatshirt while drunk. If you do, you always think people are sneaking up on you.... After the awards we went sight seeing. This picture cracks me up. Hone met a new friend: And I picked up some well needed supplies..... __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,051	Come to think of it, I wasn't the only one who needed supplies. Laurel - bless her heart - didn't find anything wrong with brushing her teeth or shaving in Mexico. While normally I would be happy about her brushing her teeth and shaving her legs.... Americans can't use Mexican water for such things. Mexico has "lower standards" than we do in the US and us Americanos can get sick from their water. So we got her nice and drunk and told her about how sick she was gonna be for the rest of the trip. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,051	Next up was dinner. Lobster rocks. Dinner was uneventful until Zoe told a joke and Brett pissed in his pants. Then back to the hotel for more drinking...... Derek was hammered. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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09-27-2005, 09:28 PM	#23
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,051	Lots of drinking. It was pretty damn clear who had too much to drink: And of course no trip to Mexico is complete without Lobster for dinner - and seeing Derek take a pee! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

09-27-2005, 09:30 PM	#24
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,051	The next morning started off with a bang - me getting Zebra really good (got that one on video!) and a bunch of us waking up Yanks Billie with a few surprises! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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09-28-2005, 12:24 AM	#27
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,051	The last morning we went out shopping....... I almost bought this - really: Came back to the hotel to find LAJ and Derek playing in a band! Some of us made some NEW FRIENDS! Yeah, I was in on that too! Then came the fireworks and blowing shit up in the bon fire! I don't have any pictures of this, but one of the funniest moments of YP Mexico was when Zebra suddenly fell over for no reason. If you look close at this picture you'll notice he's in a chair with his back touching the ground. All in all it was a great time. 300 pix and two videos are up on the Bunny Ranch. Enjoy. http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/home.php __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

09-28-2005, 06:59 AM	#28
sweetums Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Icy Hellish Tundra Posts: 2,534	Roc....great pics!!! Looks like a fantasmo time was had by all...it's a good thing you took so many pics 'cause I'm sure a bunch of people are now saying...."When the HELL did that happen??" The video Zebra has me cracking up....especially the music...hahaha __________________ ICQ: 114549321

09-28-2005, 07:10 AM	#29
ssp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,990	Fucking awesome pictures man, I wish I was there! Maybe next time.

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09-28-2005, 10:27 AM	#39
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	I do remember falling over in the chair. Surprised that you didn't remember I did it because Niko had just thrown a glass bottle of pickles in the fire 5 feet in front of me and I didn't feel like having glass shrapnel in my face. That and I was too drunk to get up... __________________ Old School

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09-28-2005, 10:52 AM	#41
Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	This is by far the best YP Pic thread Ever. I admire the effort you put into this Rochard. I must admit the pic you took of me drumming was a personal highlite, I really was enjoying myself there. I love the drums and playing for you guys was awesome. Im going to send those to my dad he would be so proud of me. Thanks again Rochard for the awesome pics and jager shots. I hold a special non gay place in my heart for you. __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout