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dropped9 · 02-26-2002, 12:36 PM

WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX

1. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing in your Whaler, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
5. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing in a Whaler together.
8. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
10. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
11. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
12. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
13. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
14. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
15. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
16. Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

-=HOAX=- · 02-26-2002, 01:06 PM

My wife told me if I go fishing one more time she's gonna leave me...I'm gonna miss her....

The season opener is sooooo far away for me...I hope I can hold out that long...I'll be sorelipping largemouths before long though so that's consoling...

boneprone · 02-26-2002, 01:34 PM

damn, i thought you were talking about Fisting not Fishing.

Damn Rednecks.

stangster · 02-26-2002, 03:13 PM

Maybe you guys should try sex with humans instead of animals..

You might actually like it better than playing with fish.

-=HOAX=- · 02-26-2002, 03:15 PM

Maybe you should suck a beerfart out of my unwiped anus, douche nozzle!

DTK · 02-26-2002, 03:46 PM

Headless man, we need to talk.

Seriously

Keev · 02-26-2002, 05:36 PM

Headless u should know by now, why not mix them both together :-)

TheJimmy · 02-26-2002, 06:15 PM

LOL! good one Headless

heya bro, hit me up on ICQ sometime this week ;)

SykkBoy · 02-26-2002, 07:14 PM

Headless, we need to hook up sometime this summer and charter a boat and go do some deep sea fishing...fucking those little fishies, let's go catch some big ones...

I wonder thogh...why do fish smell like pussy?

Blondy · 02-26-2002, 09:23 PM

Ya catch the big ones!!

What is it you do catch Headless pike or bass

Cmon out to the west coast and we can go get some nice dungenous crab for boneprone and a couple 45 lb spring salmon or maybe a 60lb halibut

we can go out in the chuck just for the hal i but

you buy the beer I buy the gas is a darn good deal

Machine · 02-26-2002, 09:25 PM

I havent gone fishing since I had kids dammit!

(I have sex only slightly more than that too lol)

Slick · 02-26-2002, 09:27 PM

I like to go fishing for "Trouser Trout"

Rictor · 02-26-2002, 10:14 PM

I haven't been fishing since I moved away from my place on the lake.

I didn't even buy a license last year...

02-26-2002, 12:36 PM	#1
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Why fishing is better then sex... WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX 1. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. 2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while. 3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing. 4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing in your Whaler, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. 5. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago. 6. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. 7. When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing in a Whaler together. 8. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else. 9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself. 10. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. 11. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment. 12. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. 13. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. 14. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life. 15. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it. 16. Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

02-26-2002, 01:06 PM	#2
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	My wife told me if I go fishing one more time she's gonna leave me...I'm gonna miss her.... The season opener is sooooo far away for me...I hope I can hold out that long...I'll be sorelipping largemouths before long though so that's consoling... __________________ Insert Value Here.

02-26-2002, 01:34 PM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	damn, i thought you were talking about Fisting not Fishing. Damn Rednecks. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-26-2002, 03:13 PM	#4
stangster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,126	Maybe you guys should try sex with humans instead of animals.. You might actually like it better than playing with fish. __________________ Never give up.. Never surrender.

02-26-2002, 03:15 PM	#5
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Maybe you should suck a beerfart out of my unwiped anus, douche nozzle! __________________ Insert Value Here.

02-26-2002, 03:46 PM	#6
DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	Headless man, we need to talk. Seriously

02-26-2002, 05:36 PM	#7
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Headless u should know by now, why not mix them both together :-) __________________ ReliableServers.com - NO REF LINK!

02-26-2002, 06:15 PM	#8
TheJimmy ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0 Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 10,747	LOL! good one Headless heya bro, hit me up on ICQ sometime this week ;) __________________ Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.

02-26-2002, 07:14 PM	#9
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	Headless, we need to hook up sometime this summer and charter a boat and go do some deep sea fishing...fucking those little fishies, let's go catch some big ones... I wonder thogh...why do fish smell like pussy? __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

02-26-2002, 09:23 PM	#10
Blondy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 731	Ya catch the big ones!! What is it you do catch Headless pike or bass Cmon out to the west coast and we can go get some nice dungenous crab for boneprone and a couple 45 lb spring salmon or maybe a 60lb halibut we can go out in the chuck just for the hal i but you buy the beer I buy the gas is a darn good deal

02-26-2002, 09:25 PM	#11
Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 660	I havent gone fishing since I had kids dammit! (I have sex only slightly more than that too lol) __________________ Webmastercommerce.com AAC - Adult Amateur Content (coming soon)

02-26-2002, 09:27 PM	#12
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I like to go fishing for "Trouser Trout"

02-26-2002, 10:14 PM	#13
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I haven't been fishing since I moved away from my place on the lake. I didn't even buy a license last year...