Why fishing is better then sex...
 

WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX

1. You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing in your Whaler, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
5. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing in a Whaler together.
8. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
10. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
11. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
12. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
13. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
14. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
15. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
16. Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"


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My wife told me if I go fishing one more time she's gonna leave me...I'm gonna miss her....

The season opener is sooooo far away for me...I hope I can hold out that long...I'll be sorelipping largemouths before long though so that's consoling...

damn, i thought you were talking about Fisting not Fishing.

Damn Rednecks.

Maybe you guys should try sex with humans instead of animals..

You might actually like it better than playing with fish.

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Maybe you should suck a beerfart out of my unwiped anus, douche nozzle!

Headless man, we need to talk.

Seriously

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Headless u should know by now, why not mix them both together :-)

LOL! good one Headless

heya bro, hit me up on ICQ sometime this week ;)

Headless, we need to hook up sometime this summer and charter a boat and go do some deep sea fishing...fucking those little fishies, let's go catch some big ones...

I wonder thogh...why do fish smell like pussy?

Ya catch the big ones!!

What is it you do catch Headless pike or bass

Cmon out to the west coast and we can go get some nice dungenous crab for boneprone and a couple 45 lb spring salmon or maybe a 60lb halibut


we can go out in the chuck just for the hal i but :winkwink:

you buy the beer I buy the gas is a darn good deal

I havent gone fishing since I had kids dammit!

(I have sex only slightly more than that too lol)

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I like to go fishing for "Trouser Trout" :)

I haven't been fishing since I moved away from my place on the lake. :( I didn't even buy a license last year...