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Joe Dangle · 03-28-2001, 09:04 AM

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more then 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheeks
117 have been directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 20 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the past year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up.

It?s the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

I would like you comments please.

stangster · 03-28-2001, 09:30 AM

"writing bad cheeks"?

Does Tam know about this??

longhair · 03-28-2001, 11:01 AM

Stangster, that was hella funny!

Those congressional idiots make me laugh. They think they're above the law. The nice thing is they are the reason porn won't ever go away. They're surfing our sites too! You know they're charging Kara's as "client entertainment" expenses

RedShoe · 03-28-2001, 11:20 AM

I think Gallagher said it best, "If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', what is the opposite of 'Progress'?"

You guys hate congress, but they are living the american dream. Go to work, get drunk, smack someone around, think up a few laws, bang a secretary, go to lunch, come back, smoke a joint, bang another secretary, go home early, but claim overtime, and give yourself a raise, or a bonus, and live happily ever after.

Just out of curiosity, are the findings posted above your actuall research, or is that from a website that claims it's the truth? Or maybe from an email, that was sent to you from a friend, that got it from some guy, who in turn got it from a website?

If it's your personal research, let's have some names, I would love to follow up on some of those fuckers.

Tam · 03-28-2001, 11:20 AM

Oh hell yes... where is my marker? I'll write some shit on their asses........ LMAO

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Gemini · 03-28-2001, 12:34 PM

Hey you forgot that all congressman get their full pay as a pension and it includes all raises that happen after they retire!! Full pay for life. Wotta job!

MattressKing · 03-28-2001, 02:03 PM

Oh well, not as bad as bus drivers

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a32bitwhore · 03-28-2001, 03:44 PM

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21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

This means nothing bad. Do you have any idea how many frivolous lawsuits there are? Or even lawsuits targetted just for the purposes of character assassination?

Slick · 03-28-2001, 04:06 PM

Wow, I thought that you were talking about Brad Shaw's company there for a minute, ha ha ha.

Gemini · 03-28-2001, 04:11 PM

Hmmm makes you wonder about how many things we don't know about. Considering their positions of power, a lot more is probably covered up than the publically known things!

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Susan · 03-28-2001, 04:53 PM

Ha, you think that's bad, here in the UK they seek young boys for sex or frequent the local whore house for weird sex acts.

sandman! · 03-28-2001, 05:03 PM

Damm

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Tomahawk · 03-28-2001, 06:38 PM

Susan, weird sex acts? Like fucking right into woman's ears?

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Susan · 03-28-2001, 08:27 PM

Tomahawk

Like pretending to be a baby crawling around the floor in a dyper getting beaten for being naughty. These guys actually dress up in babies clothing sit in special high chairs to be fed.

Thats what I mean by weird

rhizome · 03-28-2001, 08:36 PM

And all this time I thought that was normal . . .

titmowse · 03-28-2001, 09:36 PM

Hmm, when I was reading the list, I thought "These are either politicians or athletes".

I am always suspicious of groups of men, especially the ones who wear skirts...:0}

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boneprone · 03-29-2001, 01:42 AM

are you sure about this?? Numbers seem way too hard to believe. Where did you see this, what is the source?

Joe Dangle · 03-29-2001, 12:50 PM

Yes it is from a reliable source. It?s from a friend who works for the state and has access to all sorts of neat information.

brizzad · 09-26-2005, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Dangle

Yes it is from a reliable source. It?s from a friend who works for the state and has access to all sorts of neat information.

tell your friend thanks for the info.. that was really interesting

MandyBlake · 09-26-2005, 10:27 PM

man that's scary.

PixeLs · 09-26-2005, 11:53 PM

OMg, look like these people have a lot of things to think of other than the state's welfare.
Nice info there Joe.

brizzad · 09-26-2005, 11:57 PM

the GFY wax museum

Violetta · 09-27-2005, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Dangle

14 have been arrested on drug related charges
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the past year

Stupid fuckers!

ssp · 09-27-2005, 04:12 AM

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je_rome · 09-27-2005, 06:23 PM

honestly I was just half way reading the statistics I had a government agency at the back of my mind, either white house or teh congress.

03-28-2001, 09:04 AM	#1
Joe Dangle Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Don't Let Them Ride You Hard and Put You Away Wet. Posts: 54	This is frightening! Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more then 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheeks 117 have been directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 20 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the past year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up. It?s the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. I would like you comments please.

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longhair Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 198	Stangster, that was hella funny! Those congressional idiots make me laugh. They think they're above the law. The nice thing is they are the reason porn won't ever go away. They're surfing our sites too! You know they're charging Kara's as "client entertainment" expenses

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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I think Gallagher said it best, "If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', what is the opposite of 'Progress'?" You guys hate congress, but they are living the american dream. Go to work, get drunk, smack someone around, think up a few laws, bang a secretary, go to lunch, come back, smoke a joint, bang another secretary, go home early, but claim overtime, and give yourself a raise, or a bonus, and live happily ever after. Just out of curiosity, are the findings posted above your actuall research, or is that from a website that claims it's the truth? Or maybe from an email, that was sent to you from a friend, that got it from some guy, who in turn got it from a website? If it's your personal research, let's have some names, I would love to follow up on some of those fuckers.

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Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Hey you forgot that all congressman get their full pay as a pension and it includes all raises that happen after they retire!! Full pay for life. Wotta job!

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Wow, I thought that you were talking about Brad Shaw's company there for a minute, ha ha ha.

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Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Hmmm makes you wonder about how many things we don't know about. Considering their positions of power, a lot more is probably covered up than the publically known things! [This message has been edited by Gemini (edited 03-28-2001).]

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Susan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Amost UK central Posts: 772	Ha, you think that's bad, here in the UK they seek young boys for sex or frequent the local whore house for weird sex acts.

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Susan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Amost UK central Posts: 772	Tomahawk Like pretending to be a baby crawling around the floor in a dyper getting beaten for being naughty. These guys actually dress up in babies clothing sit in special high chairs to be fed. Thats what I mean by weird

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Joe Dangle Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Don't Let Them Ride You Hard and Put You Away Wet. Posts: 54	Yes it is from a reliable source. It?s from a friend who works for the state and has access to all sorts of neat information.

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