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Joe Dangle 03-28-2001 09:04 AM

This is frightening!
 
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more then 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheeks
117 have been directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 20 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the past year

Can you guess which organization this is?


Give up.


It?s the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

I would like you comments please.

stangster 03-28-2001 09:30 AM

"writing bad cheeks"?

Does Tam know about this??


longhair 03-28-2001 11:01 AM

Stangster, that was hella funny!

Those congressional idiots make me laugh. They think they're above the law. The nice thing is they are the reason porn won't ever go away. They're surfing our sites too! You know they're charging Kara's as "client entertainment" expenses

RedShoe 03-28-2001 11:20 AM

I think Gallagher said it best, "If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', what is the opposite of 'Progress'?"

You guys hate congress, but they are living the american dream. Go to work, get drunk, smack someone around, think up a few laws, bang a secretary, go to lunch, come back, smoke a joint, bang another secretary, go home early, but claim overtime, and give yourself a raise, or a bonus, and live happily ever after.

Just out of curiosity, are the findings posted above your actuall research, or is that from a website that claims it's the truth? Or maybe from an email, that was sent to you from a friend, that got it from some guy, who in turn got it from a website?

If it's your personal research, let's have some names, I would love to follow up on some of those fuckers.

Tam 03-28-2001 11:20 AM

Oh hell yes... where is my marker? I'll write some shit on their asses........ LMAO



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Gemini 03-28-2001 12:34 PM

Hey you forgot that all congressman get their full pay as a pension and it includes all raises that happen after they retire!! Full pay for life. Wotta job!

MattressKing 03-28-2001 02:03 PM

Oh well, not as bad as bus drivers http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif



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a32bitwhore 03-28-2001 03:44 PM

Quote:

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
This means nothing bad. Do you have any idea how many frivolous lawsuits there are? Or even lawsuits targetted just for the purposes of character assassination?


Slick 03-28-2001 04:06 PM

Wow, I thought that you were talking about Brad Shaw's company there for a minute, ha ha ha.

Gemini 03-28-2001 04:11 PM

Hmmm makes you wonder about how many things we don't know about. Considering their positions of power, a lot more is probably covered up than the publically known things!

[This message has been edited by Gemini (edited 03-28-2001).]

Susan 03-28-2001 04:53 PM

Ha, you think that's bad, here in the UK they seek young boys for sex or frequent the local whore house for weird sex acts.

sandman! 03-28-2001 05:03 PM

Damm

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Tomahawk 03-28-2001 06:38 PM

Susan, weird sex acts? Like fucking right into woman's ears? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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Susan 03-28-2001 08:27 PM

Tomahawk

Like pretending to be a baby crawling around the floor in a dyper getting beaten for being naughty. These guys actually dress up in babies clothing sit in special high chairs to be fed.

Thats what I mean by weird

rhizome 03-28-2001 08:36 PM

And all this time I thought that was normal . . .

titmowse 03-28-2001 09:36 PM

Hmm, when I was reading the list, I thought "These are either politicians or athletes".

I am always suspicious of groups of men, especially the ones who wear skirts...:0}



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boneprone 03-29-2001 01:42 AM

are you sure about this?? Numbers seem way too hard to believe. Where did you see this, what is the source?

Joe Dangle 03-29-2001 12:50 PM

Yes it is from a reliable source. It?s from a friend who works for the state and has access to all sorts of neat information.

brizzad 09-26-2005 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Dangle
Yes it is from a reliable source. It?s from a friend who works for the state and has access to all sorts of neat information.

tell your friend thanks for the info.. that was really interesting

MandyBlake 09-26-2005 10:27 PM

man that's scary.

PixeLs 09-26-2005 11:53 PM

OMg, look like these people have a lot of things to think of other than the state's welfare.
Nice info there Joe.

brizzad 09-26-2005 11:57 PM

:1orglaugh the GFY wax museum

Violetta 09-27-2005 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Dangle
14 have been arrested on drug related charges
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the past year

Stupid fuckers!

ssp 09-27-2005 04:12 AM

Old Thread Alert!

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je_rome 09-27-2005 06:23 PM

honestly I was just half way reading the statistics I had a government agency at the back of my mind, either white house or teh congress.


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