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Old 09-15-2005, 04:41 PM   #1
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Not for nothing, Jessica Alba is fucking ugly...
Too skinny, no ass, no meat on her bones...

What do you guys see in her?


Give me a women with a real ass, some real hips, and ill hit that shit all night long...
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:42 PM   #2
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Give me a women with a real ass, some real hips, and ill hit that shit all night long...
You mean like her?!



If I was hungry I'd take a bite out of her ass and she would never notice it.
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:42 PM   #3
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i agree with the skinny, no ass part...but ugly? cmon now...
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:43 PM   #4
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She's pretty hot..looks like a nice snug butt and perky tits
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:43 PM   #5
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she's attractive but her ego is out of control, check her out on punk'd or read real life stuff about her, she thinks she's a god.
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:43 PM   #6
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You mean like her?!



boneprone fucked her
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:43 PM   #7
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:44 PM   #8
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boneprone fucked her
Yes, and boneprone is still stuck in there. No wonder why he never posts anymore.
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:45 PM   #9
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She has a certain look to her that I think is very appealing.
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:47 PM   #10
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like this is an ass




jessica alba cant touch that
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:49 PM   #11
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like this is an ass




jessica alba cant touch that
I'd pay to watch Jessica Alba touch it tho
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:51 PM   #12
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is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:51 PM   #13
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now that's an ass...
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:51 PM   #14
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now that's an ass...

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:51 PM   #15
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is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!
very nice...
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:52 PM   #16
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now that's an ass...
HOLY SHIT!!!
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:54 PM   #17
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like this is an ass




jessica alba cant touch that
And neither can you :P
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:54 PM   #18
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aight we better chill with all that, surfers are gonna flood this thread lol...
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:56 PM   #19
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And neither can you :P

LOL!!!!! But macdaddybucks can certainly touch an ad package on headlesslive.... ;)

hit me up for info...
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:56 PM   #21
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:58 PM   #22
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I fucked them
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:02 PM   #23
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Now this is an ASS!
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:04 PM   #24
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Now this is an ASS!
For shizzle.
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:11 PM   #25
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i agree with the whole too skinny and no ass part, but i do think she has a cute face. altho, more tits and ass are definately in order. now the pics of the asses that were posted, THATS what an ass is supposed to look like............. except for da big huge chick, lol.
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:16 PM   #26
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LOL!!!!! But macdaddybucks can certainly touch an ad package on headlesslive.... ;)

hit me up for info...
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:36 PM   #27
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great body, great ass..... .. did i mention a GREAT ASS?
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:38 PM   #28
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fuck thats awesome. i havent seen ass like that!
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:48 PM   #29
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i agree that she's skinny...not ugly
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:50 PM   #30
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Damn, those are some fine ass's!
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:51 PM   #31
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jessica alba cant touch that
Hot ASS... But..

WTF?! Those pants are actually INSIDE HER ASS CRACK!!!! I'm sure those pants are currently brown, smelly and toxic.

Pants touching the asshole = NO GOOD.
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:00 PM   #32
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:08 PM   #33
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is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:19 PM   #34
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now that's an ass...
Now this is the type of ass I want; captured at the most precised angle..
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I don't like her either but you are wrong about the ass. Its bigger than average.
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:47 PM   #36
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now that's an ass...
"she" has testicles
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:15 AM   #37
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is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!
that's juicy, hands down!

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Old 09-16-2005, 11:26 AM   #38
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That looks nothing like Juicy.
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:33 AM   #39
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is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!
brb gotta change my pants
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:36 AM   #40
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now that's an ass...
The fisheye lens they shot it with certainly helps. Not to mention the blatant photoshops of asses they do on the AssParade tour.

I'm still jealous as hell of that site, it dominates.
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Yeah right
Oh yeah...clearly no ass or hips...and just hideous...

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Oh yeah...clearly no ass or hips...and just hideous...

Yeah thats horrible! baaah! yuk!! :-)
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:46 AM   #43
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What do I see in her ? (myself I wish), but I guess:
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She looks alright to me...
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Old 09-16-2005, 12:22 PM   #47
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is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!
So hot...
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I don't know how half of you guys give a "she's great!", "I'd hit it..." yadda yadda to every new girl posted on here - for content, solo sites, etc. - and by far most are average, at best ... and then come here and say Jessica isn't hot ...

You guys must be the same ones who walk into a used car lot and drool over the Gremlin and ignore the Mercedes
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