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dropped9 09-15-2005 04:41 PM

Not for nothing, Jessica Alba is fucking ugly...
 
Too skinny, no ass, no meat on her bones...

What do you guys see in her?


Give me a women with a real ass, some real hips, and ill hit that shit all night long...

NoCarrier 09-15-2005 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless
Give me a women with a real ass, some real hips, and ill hit that shit all night long...

You mean like her?!

http://porn-sex-list.com/hot4.jpg

If I was hungry I'd take a bite out of her ass and she would never notice it.

StickyGreen 09-15-2005 04:42 PM

i agree with the skinny, no ass part...but ugly? cmon now...

Spunky 09-15-2005 04:43 PM

She's pretty hot..looks like a nice snug butt and perky tits

Pipecrew 09-15-2005 04:43 PM

she's attractive but her ego is out of control, check her out on punk'd or read real life stuff about her, she thinks she's a god.

pornstar2pac 09-15-2005 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by NoCarrier



boneprone fucked her

phonesex 09-15-2005 04:43 PM

find yourself a Latina girl. They have curves!

NoCarrier 09-15-2005 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
boneprone fucked her

Yes, and boneprone is still stuck in there. No wonder why he never posts anymore.

myjah 09-15-2005 04:45 PM

She has a certain look to her that I think is very appealing.

dropped9 09-15-2005 04:47 PM

like this is an ass

http://www.freshstation.org/~mintee/...es/Image07.jpg


jessica alba cant touch that

sicone 09-15-2005 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
like this is an ass

http://www.freshstation.org/~mintee/...es/Image07.jpg


jessica alba cant touch that

I'd pay to watch Jessica Alba touch it tho :thumbsup

dropped9 09-15-2005 04:51 PM

http://forum.surfermag.com/photopost...98upsgirl2.jpg


is an ASS!!!!!!!!!!

StickyGreen 09-15-2005 04:51 PM

now that's an ass...

http://ballhoneys.bangbros1.com/13/pics/02.jpg

dropped9 09-15-2005 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen


AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StickyGreen 09-15-2005 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

very nice...

NoCarrier 09-15-2005 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

HOLY SHIT!!!

sherie 09-15-2005 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
like this is an ass

http://www.freshstation.org/~mintee/...es/Image07.jpg


jessica alba cant touch that

And neither can you :P

StickyGreen 09-15-2005 04:54 PM

aight we better chill with all that, surfers are gonna flood this thread lol...

detoxed 09-15-2005 04:56 PM

She is the perfect fuck toy.

dropped9 09-15-2005 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie
And neither can you :P


LOL!!!!! But macdaddybucks can certainly touch an ad package on headlesslive.... ;)

hit me up for info...

Spunky 09-15-2005 04:56 PM

I like all types of women,tight butts, big butts..it's all good

bradpitt 09-15-2005 04:58 PM

I fucked them

MrPinks 09-15-2005 05:02 PM

Now this is an ASS!

http://www.thomassacres.com/brownjack.jpg

Nightwind 09-15-2005 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPinks

For shizzle. :1orglaugh

MikeyFingaz 09-15-2005 05:11 PM

i agree with the whole too skinny and no ass part, but i do think she has a cute face. altho, more tits and ass are definately in order. now the pics of the asses that were posted, THATS what an ass is supposed to look like............. except for da big huge chick, lol. :thumbsup

sherie 09-15-2005 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
LOL!!!!! But macdaddybucks can certainly touch an ad package on headlesslive.... ;)

hit me up for info...

Choo got it mang.

u-Bob 09-15-2005 05:36 PM

great body, great ass..... .. did i mention a GREAT ASS?

tenderobject 09-15-2005 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
like this is an ass

http://www.freshstation.org/~mintee/...es/Image07.jpg


jessica alba cant touch that

fuck thats awesome. i havent seen ass like that!

tranza 09-15-2005 05:48 PM

i agree that she's skinny...not ugly

Miguel T 09-15-2005 05:50 PM

Damn, those are some fine ass's!

NoCarrier 09-15-2005 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
like this is an ass

http://www.freshstation.org/~mintee/...es/Image07.jpg


jessica alba cant touch that

Hot ASS... But..

WTF?! Those pants are actually INSIDE HER ASS CRACK!!!! I'm sure those pants are currently brown, smelly and toxic.

Pants touching the asshole = NO GOOD.

Doctor Dre 09-15-2005 06:00 PM

You'd hit it anytime

nico-t 09-15-2005 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

very nice :thumbsup

PixeLs 09-15-2005 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

Now this is the type of ass I want; captured at the most precised angle.. :winkwink:

Kard63 09-15-2005 06:20 PM

I don't like her either but you are wrong about the ass. Its bigger than average.

alan-l 09-15-2005 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

"she" has testicles :winkwink:

loverboy 09-16-2005 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless

that's juicy, hands down!

:smokin

EroticySteve 09-16-2005 11:26 AM

That looks nothing like Juicy.

taibo 09-16-2005 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless

brb gotta change my pants :helpme

JerseyPuma 09-16-2005 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

The fisheye lens they shot it with certainly helps. Not to mention the blatant photoshops of asses they do on the AssParade tour.

I'm still jealous as hell of that site, it dominates.

ItBurnsWhenIpee 09-16-2005 11:39 AM

Yeah right
 
Oh yeah...clearly no ass or hips...and just hideous... :error

http://www.ferristech.net/users/matt/archives/ja.JPG

Godsmack 09-16-2005 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
Oh yeah...clearly no ass or hips...and just hideous... :error

http://www.ferristech.net/users/matt/archives/ja.JPG

Yeah thats horrible! baaah! yuk!! :-)

cfU 09-16-2005 11:46 AM

What do I see in her ? (myself I wish), but I guess:
http://img14.imagevenue.com/get_code.php?loc=loc45&image=bfe_more_alba_beach_0 7.jpg
and
http://img101.imagevenue.com/get_code.php?loc=loc263&image=943_more_alba_beach_ 10.jpg

StuartD 09-16-2005 11:50 AM

She looks alright to me...

http://www.dygs.org/film_pics/2270_b.jpg

http://www.thehotspot.us/picz/celebr...sicaalba06.jpg

http://images.killermovies.com/f/fan...stic4-alba.jpg

MacDaddyPlaya 09-16-2005 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee

Yeah, would never hit anything that ugly :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thumbsdepot 09-16-2005 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Not for nothing, Jessica Alba is fucking ugly...

I wished my name was ugly.

wedouglas 09-16-2005 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

So hot... :thumbsup

Kevsh 09-16-2005 12:28 PM

I don't know how half of you guys give a "she's great!", "I'd hit it..." yadda yadda to every new girl posted on here - for content, solo sites, etc. - and by far most are average, at best ... and then come here and say Jessica isn't hot ...

You guys must be the same ones who walk into a used car lot and drool over the Gremlin and ignore the Mercedes

:upsidedow

SmokeyTheBear 09-25-2005 10:10 PM

not bad..

tf9901 09-25-2005 10:10 PM

49 :mad: . .


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