Top Secret Attack Dolphins On The Loose! - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 09-25-2005, 06:18 PM

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/inter...577753,00.html

Way back in the 70's when I was studying marine biology Jaques Cousteau brought up the issue of the military using dolphins, seals, whales to deliver weapons and spy and rescue.

Then I saw the story above on the Drudge website and was stunned. It's about dolphins supposedly used by the military in such manners and due to the hurricanes the dolphins are loose and ARMED.

This has got to be the funniest thing I've read in years.

I can imagine some dude catchin' a wave and a dolphin shows up with a mini-gun attached to it's back and blows him away.

sltr · 09-25-2005, 06:21 PM

i want some dolphins with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!

Pipecrew · 09-25-2005, 06:26 PM

I'am curious how they shoot!

Greg B · 09-25-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sltr

i want some dolphins with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!

THAT'S what I'm talkin' bout!!!

These dolphins do have weapons attached and I'm trying to find pics of them and their armor.

Can you picture a shark swimming along and one of these bad boys shows up?

It must make em' shit a brick.

RRRED · 09-25-2005, 06:34 PM

OMG that's funny you bring that up cuz it is TOTALLY TRUE. I met this lady on an airplane and talked to her for hours about his. She trains them herself and said she hated doing it because they are basically innocent suicide bombers at times. But most of the time they can swim up to something and give a yank to a release rope or something like that will drop bombs or whatever it is. I can't remember all the details but at the time it was quite fascinating.

Greg B · 09-25-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

OMG that's funny you bring that up cuz it is TOTALLY TRUE. I met this lady on an airplane and talked to her for hours about his. She trains them herself and said she hated doing it because they are basically innocent suicide bombers at times. But most of the time they can swim up to something and give a yank to a release rope or something like that will drop bombs or whatever it is. I can't remember all the details but at the time it was quite fascinating.

No shit? That's fucking wild! She actually told you that? If true you sure got a rare look into something amazing.

Greg B · 09-25-2005, 06:45 PM

http://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/.../NMMP_FAQ.html

Well this article says the Navy using dolphins as weapons is bogus. There was a week long story about missing dolphins from the N'Orleans aquarium that got found and that may have sparked all this.

Yet the Navy could be lying to keep animal rights people off their case.

Dalai lama · 09-25-2005, 06:48 PM

Interesting article

tony286 · 09-25-2005, 06:50 PM

It's like that movie day of the dolphin , Bee tell Pa where the bomb is. I know 80% of this board has no idea of what Im talking about. lol

Greg B · 09-25-2005, 06:56 PM

http://www.animalsvoice.com/PAGES/wr...phins_pbs.html

Now here's a full article on what sea mammals were used for militarily. They also use them for helping autistic children!

Dolphins and whales are friggin' scary smart. Sperm Whales that hunt giant squids are fucking awesome. I saw on Discovery Channel where they attached sensors and a camera to a Sperm Whale and it lead it's pod ( family of whales ) on a hunt for giant squid and they all dove to some ungodly depth and the scientists freaked out because the whales literally changed their physiology minute by minute to adapt to the crushing sea pressure. Freakin' bizarre that an animal can do that and in some cases some subs can't go that deep.

tranza · 09-25-2005, 06:56 PM

yes, really interesting...dolphin as weapons??!!

sniperwolf · 09-25-2005, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

OMG that's funny you bring that up cuz it is TOTALLY TRUE. I met this lady on an airplane and talked to her for hours about his. She trains them herself and said she hated doing it because they are basically innocent suicide bombers at times. But most of the time they can swim up to something and give a yank to a release rope or something like that will drop bombs or whatever it is. I can't remember all the details but at the time it was quite fascinating.

Oh my I was about to ask if it's for real..

reed_4 · 09-25-2005, 07:43 PM

That story kinda reminds me of one Batman's movie.

crockett · 09-25-2005, 07:49 PM

The military using or at least testing the use of dolphins for military purposes is true, this story however probably not true. The US military actually got the idea from the Ruskies after the end of the cold war, when it was found out that Russians had been experimenting with dolphins.

09-25-2005, 06:18 PM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Top Secret Attack Dolphins On The Loose! http://observer.guardian.co.uk/inter...577753,00.html Way back in the 70's when I was studying marine biology Jaques Cousteau brought up the issue of the military using dolphins, seals, whales to deliver weapons and spy and rescue. Then I saw the story above on the Drudge website and was stunned. It's about dolphins supposedly used by the military in such manners and due to the hurricanes the dolphins are loose and ARMED. This has got to be the funniest thing I've read in years. I can imagine some dude catchin' a wave and a dolphin shows up with a mini-gun attached to it's back and blows him away.

09-25-2005, 06:48 PM	#8
Dalai lama Strength and Honor Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 16,540	Interesting article __________________ A program you can trust. Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script

09-25-2005, 06:56 PM	#11
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	yes, really interesting...dolphin as weapons??!! __________________ I'm just a newbie.

09-25-2005, 07:43 PM	#13
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	That story kinda reminds me of one Batman's movie. __________________

09-25-2005, 07:49 PM	#14
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,818	The military using or at least testing the use of dolphins for military purposes is true, this story however probably not true. The US military actually got the idea from the Ruskies after the end of the cold war, when it was found out that Russians had been experimenting with dolphins. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

09-25-2005, 06:21 PM	#2
sltr Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,191	i want some dolphins with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!

09-25-2005, 06:26 PM	#3
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I'am curious how they shoot!

09-25-2005, 06:34 PM	#5
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	OMG that's funny you bring that up cuz it is TOTALLY TRUE. I met this lady on an airplane and talked to her for hours about his. She trains them herself and said she hated doing it because they are basically innocent suicide bombers at times. But most of the time they can swim up to something and give a yank to a release rope or something like that will drop bombs or whatever it is. I can't remember all the details but at the time it was quite fascinating.

09-25-2005, 06:45 PM	#7
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	http://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/.../NMMP_FAQ.html Well this article says the Navy using dolphins as weapons is bogus. There was a week long story about missing dolphins from the N'Orleans aquarium that got found and that may have sparked all this. Yet the Navy could be lying to keep animal rights people off their case.

09-25-2005, 06:50 PM	#9
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	It's like that movie day of the dolphin , Bee tell Pa where the bomb is. I know 80% of this board has no idea of what Im talking about. lol