Things i love about the US that we dont have - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 09-25-2005, 11:58 AM

A decent stripclub. I love stripclubs. Believe it or not there are no real stripclubs over here. Well at least not in Amsterdam and i dont think anywhere in Holland. Just a few sleazy places for drunk english tourist with ugly chicks.

Diners. I love em

Hot chicks going crazy at Mardi Gras and Springbreak and stuff like that.
Girls in Holland dont do that. We dont have parties like that.

Uhm, thats about it actually

I'll add more if i think of something.

Jakke PNG · 09-25-2005, 12:00 PM

- BIG restaurant meals
- Vanilla coke

Doctor Dre · 09-25-2005, 12:00 PM

We have a good strip club here near ottawa too ... ;)

One of the top 30 worldwide ;)

boner 2.0 · 09-25-2005, 12:00 PM

- Coffee shop -

Shoehorn! · 09-25-2005, 12:02 PM

Free refills.

Dirty F · 09-25-2005, 12:03 PM

Free refills are pretty cool yeah. You wont see that over here. To us thats typical American.

Triple 6 · 09-25-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

A decent stripclub. I love stripclubs. Believe it or not there are no real stripclubs over here. Well at least not in Amsterdam and i dont think anywhere in Holland. Just a few sleazy places for drunk english tourist with ugly chicks.

Diners. I love em

Hot chicks going crazy at Mardi Gras and Springbreak and stuff like that.
Girls in Holland dont do that. We dont have parties like that.

Uhm, thats about it actually

I'll add more if i think of something.

mardi gras got washed away////

Dirty F · 09-25-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple 6

mardi gras got washed away////

Uhm yeah no shit.

BlackCrayon · 09-25-2005, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

We have a good strip club here near ottawa too ... ;)

One of the top 30 worldwide ;)

what one is that?

Young · 09-25-2005, 12:11 PM

Mardi Gras will go on this year as planned.

smack · 09-25-2005, 12:35 PM

you guys also don't have primanti sandwhich's.

http://primantibros.com/

Kiwigirl · 09-25-2005, 12:53 PM

Living in Tampa, there's lots of great strip clubs and as far as crazy public activities....
Tampa is insane with that too! We have Guavaween coming up, which is at the end of October and everone dresses up and girls flash for beads. We also have Gasparilla in January, which once again girls feel free to show there titts for beads! Ahhhh, it is a beautiful country!

Girls are not this....um.....free and easy in New Zealand. LOL

pornguy · 09-25-2005, 12:57 PM

I am in mexico, and we have the BEST strip clubs. The women are HOT as hell, and the private dances go from the chair to the bed if you would like. Of course the bed costs a bit more, but you can get laid for about 100$ It will cost you about 250 to 300 for an escort in Cali. The beer is cheep, starting at about 99cents and up to about 4 bucks in some of the nicer bars.

What I miss about florida is Fantasy Fest in Key west. Take Gasparilla and Guavaween and mix them together, and you have half of fantasy fest!

a1ka1ine · 09-25-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Diners.

mannnn im so with you on that one.

dennys tastes so good i wish there was something similar over here!

jscott · 09-25-2005, 01:45 PM

here in the USA we have the most obese women per capita in the world too

.....gotta love that

cykoe6 · 09-25-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

A decent stripclub. I love stripclubs.

Aint that the fucking truth. There is not one decent strip club in all of Latvia. When I used to live in the US I lived in those places.

Ace-wtf · 09-25-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Uhm yeah no shit.

it is still there the french quarter was above the flood water

to the best of my knowledge

Rui · 09-25-2005, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

A decent stripclub. I love stripclubs. Believe it or not there are no real stripclubs over here. Well at least not in Amsterdam and i dont think anywhere in Holland. Just a few sleazy places for drunk english tourist with ugly chicks.

Diners. I love em

Hot chicks going crazy at Mardi Gras and Springbreak and stuff like that.
Girls in Holland dont do that. We dont have parties like that.

Uhm, thats about it actually

I'll add more if i think of something.

Amen fellow European brother

escorpio · 09-25-2005, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I am in mexico, and we have the BEST strip clubs.

fuckin' A+

tranza · 09-25-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn

Free refills.

one of the reasons why the US suffers with obesity problems

$5 submissions · 09-25-2005, 03:11 PM

I miss a lot of things about the USA as well.

Sly · 09-25-2005, 03:12 PM

Do we have any food types that you guys would call "American food"?

pocketkangaroo · 09-25-2005, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

one of the reasons why the US suffers with obesity problems

That and portion size. When I've traveled to other countries, it is a shock to see smaller portion sizes. We sit in the US complaining about carbs and such, but people in Asia and Europe consume a lot of carbs and don't have our problem.

The US is a supersized country, and everything needs to be bigger than the next guy.

pocketkangaroo · 09-25-2005, 03:14 PM

Mardi Gras will happen this year, you can bet on it. They will rebuild and fix the areas that bring in money and have money first.

gornyhuy · 09-25-2005, 03:15 PM

I've never been to a strip club in Mexico - i had no idea what i was missing! damn...

DutchTeenCash · 09-25-2005, 03:45 PM

Weve got vanilla coke. And free refills at Subways. Still diners arent the same true, I miss the thermos on the table and waitresses

Doctor Dre · 09-25-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

what one is that?

Pigales ;)

mrthumbs · 09-25-2005, 04:05 PM

Some things they miss out on in europe:

1 The customer is king attitude
2 Decent Candy (twinkies, reeses, suzie q's etc)
3 sorta related to 1: 24/7 stores.. its virtually impossible even in big cities
to get a decent meal after 10pm

LauraLee · 09-25-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

What I miss about florida is Fantasy Fest in Key west. Take Gasparilla and Guavaween and mix them together, and you have half of fantasy fest!

I totally agree. I have done both Guavaween and Gasparilla a couple times each and have enjoyed the hell out of both. I have been going down to FantasyFest for 11 straight years, and that one for me takes the cake. Course we do it on a boat so that certainly makes a difference.

DutchTeenCash · 09-25-2005, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Some things they miss out on in europe:

1 The customer is king attitude
2 Decent Candy (twinkies, reeses, suzie q's etc)
3 sorta related to 1: 24/7 stores.. its virtually impossible even in big cities
to get a decent meal after 10pm

I dont mind we havent got the - hey loser youre doing 1.99/hr so can I fuck you over - attitude here. Although its getting there. And we got candy too. The american ones too in most stores. Plus not being able to go shopping at 3am doesnt bother me. Not being able to eat a meal at 10pm isnt because our restaurants are a bit different then yours. I can get a burger at 3am here, I cant get a 5 course 3 michelin star meal at 3am no. Why would I.

Jakke PNG · 09-25-2005, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Do we have any food types that you guys would call "American food"?

Hamburgers.
possibly..bbq, but that depends what is bbq'd

Jer · 09-25-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Free refills are pretty cool yeah. You wont see that over here. To us thats typical American.

The only place I know in Brazil with free refills is TGI Friday's

FireFoz · 09-29-2005, 09:40 AM

What I love about the US that we do not have here is the same gas price

ServerGenius · 09-29-2005, 09:46 AM

No strip clubs in Amsterdam? WTF are you talking about? There's loads of
strip clubs....also in Amsterdam

Customer is king you won't find since here customer service has no effect
on the wages....hell even in a lot of places they're not even allowed to keep
the tips. You will find a few places with excellent service....usual smaller
places and not in the city center.....you have to know them to find them
though.

Haarlem is a city where they have quite a good and big selection with good
restaurants and service.

ServerGenius · 09-29-2005, 09:51 AM

Some of these are ALSO brothels...but they also cater strip service
and lapdances......

Blue Bell (Thorbeckepein 24/26, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Broadway Bar (Kalverstraat, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Candy Club (Elkenweg 29, Oosterpark, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Ceres Mens Club (Amsterdam Strip Club)
Chatterley (Zieseniskade 18, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Club Elegance (Nicolaas Witsenkade 38, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Club Extase (Sloterkade 19,1058 HD, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Pattaya Club (Vrolikstraat 156, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Teasers (Damrak 36, Noord Holland, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Up and Down (Amsterdam Strip Club)
Yab Yum Club (Singel 295, Noord Holland, Amsterdam Strip Club)

dynastoned · 09-29-2005, 09:51 AM

in my experience mardi gras will never be washed away. i live in california and we have special mardi gras parties every once in a while. just because we love to see titties i guess. hell lately we don't even have a name for our mardi gras parties we just have girls running around with they're titties out.

ServerGenius · 09-29-2005, 09:54 AM

Springbreak stuff is starting to rise here aswell.....bloemendaal, zandvoort en
scheveningen.... If you like stand up comedy...there's a boom chicago in
Amsterdam which is pretty funny (english). There are street festivals that
are a bit similar to Mardi Grass events aswell....

Rotterdam has a Latin Street Carnival festival which is pretty good for all
you latin lovers

Niqqer · 09-29-2005, 09:58 AM

Diners are great.

As are free refills. Most of Europe and Asia still need to realize that Coca Cola is not liquid gold.

BigasMoe · 09-29-2005, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwigirl

Living in Tampa, there's lots of great strip clubs and as far as crazy public activities....
Tampa is insane with that too! We have Guavaween coming up, which is at the end of October and everone dresses up and girls flash for beads. We also have Gasparilla in January, which once again girls feel free to show there titts for beads! Ahhhh, it is a beautiful country!

Girls are not this....um.....free and easy in New Zealand. LOL

It's true I'm a witness and I'll also given beads for a flash of Tits!!!

BRISK · 09-29-2005, 10:03 AM

The Netherlands needs 24hour convenience stores like 7-Eleven. I don't know why it doesn't really have anything like that.

ServerGenius · 09-29-2005, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK

The Netherlands needs 24hour convenience stores like 7-Eleven. I don't know why it doesn't really have anything like that.

We have nightshops...which are a bit similar....apart from petrol stations that
have shops like supermarkets nowadays. One of the best 24 shop is located
near stadionplein....they offer excellent meals and catering stuff aswell.

ServerGenius · 09-29-2005, 10:11 AM

The biggest reason why there are not too many is legislation....we have limited
opening hours for a lot shops and stores...they should get rid of that soon!

Dirty F · 09-29-2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain

Some of these are ALSO brothels...but they also cater strip service
and lapdances......

Blue Bell (Thorbeckepein 24/26, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Broadway Bar (Kalverstraat, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Candy Club (Elkenweg 29, Oosterpark, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Ceres Mens Club (Amsterdam Strip Club)
Chatterley (Zieseniskade 18, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Club Elegance (Nicolaas Witsenkade 38, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Club Extase (Sloterkade 19,1058 HD, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Pattaya Club (Vrolikstraat 156, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Teasers (Damrak 36, Noord Holland, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Up and Down (Amsterdam Strip Club)
Yab Yum Club (Singel 295, Noord Holland, Amsterdam Strip Club)

Those places are nothing like the American stripclubs im talking about. The places you mentioned are sex clubs, tourist clubs and shit like that. Dutchie dont go there.

ServerGenius · 09-29-2005, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Those places are nothing like the American stripclubs im talking about. The places you mentioned are sex clubs, tourist clubs and shit like that. Dutchie dont go there.

Blue Bell, Teasers and La vie en Rost (Not La Vie en Rose) are stripclubs
not sexclubs.....last time I checked my passport...it said I was dutch...
and I have been to US strip clubs......even got banned from 1 in Vegas

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Things i love about the US that we dont have A decent stripclub. I love stripclubs. Believe it or not there are no real stripclubs over here. Well at least not in Amsterdam and i dont think anywhere in Holland. Just a few sleazy places for drunk english tourist with ugly chicks. Diners. I love em Hot chicks going crazy at Mardi Gras and Springbreak and stuff like that. Girls in Holland dont do that. We dont have parties like that. Uhm, thats about it actually I'll add more if i think of something.

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Kiwigirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,556	Living in Tampa, there's lots of great strip clubs and as far as crazy public activities.... Tampa is insane with that too! We have Guavaween coming up, which is at the end of October and everone dresses up and girls flash for beads. We also have Gasparilla in January, which once again girls feel free to show there titts for beads! Ahhhh, it is a beautiful country! Girls are not this....um.....free and easy in New Zealand. LOL __________________ KIWISOURCING OUTSOURCING WITH A TWIST!

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pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	I am in mexico, and we have the BEST strip clubs. The women are HOT as hell, and the private dances go from the chair to the bed if you would like. Of course the bed costs a bit more, but you can get laid for about 100$ It will cost you about 250 to 300 for an escort in Cali. The beer is cheep, starting at about 99cents and up to about 4 bucks in some of the nicer bars. What I miss about florida is Fantasy Fest in Key west. Take Gasparilla and Guavaween and mix them together, and you have half of fantasy fest! __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

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ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	No strip clubs in Amsterdam? WTF are you talking about? There's loads of strip clubs....also in Amsterdam Customer is king you won't find since here customer service has no effect on the wages....hell even in a lot of places they're not even allowed to keep the tips. You will find a few places with excellent service....usual smaller places and not in the city center.....you have to know them to find them though. Haarlem is a city where they have quite a good and big selection with good restaurants and service. __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

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ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	Some of these are ALSO brothels...but they also cater strip service and lapdances...... Blue Bell (Thorbeckepein 24/26, Amsterdam Strip Club) Broadway Bar (Kalverstraat, Amsterdam Strip Club) Candy Club (Elkenweg 29, Oosterpark, Amsterdam Strip Club) Ceres Mens Club (Amsterdam Strip Club) Chatterley (Zieseniskade 18, Amsterdam Strip Club) Club Elegance (Nicolaas Witsenkade 38, Amsterdam Strip Club) Club Extase (Sloterkade 19,1058 HD, Amsterdam Strip Club) Pattaya Club (Vrolikstraat 156, Amsterdam Strip Club) Teasers (Damrak 36, Noord Holland, Amsterdam Strip Club) Up and Down (Amsterdam Strip Club) Yab Yum Club (Singel 295, Noord Holland, Amsterdam Strip Club) __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	in my experience mardi gras will never be washed away. i live in california and we have special mardi gras parties every once in a while. just because we love to see titties i guess. hell lately we don't even have a name for our mardi gras parties we just have girls running around with they're titties out.

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