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Dirty F 09-25-2005 11:58 AM

Things i love about the US that we dont have
 
A decent stripclub. I love stripclubs. Believe it or not there are no real stripclubs over here. Well at least not in Amsterdam and i dont think anywhere in Holland. Just a few sleazy places for drunk english tourist with ugly chicks.

Diners. I love em :)

Hot chicks going crazy at Mardi Gras and Springbreak and stuff like that.
Girls in Holland dont do that. We dont have parties like that.

Uhm, thats about it actually :1orglaugh I'll add more if i think of something.

Jakke PNG 09-25-2005 12:00 PM

- BIG restaurant meals
- Vanilla coke

Doctor Dre 09-25-2005 12:00 PM

We have a good strip club here near ottawa too ... ;)

One of the top 30 worldwide ;)

boner 2.0 09-25-2005 12:00 PM

- Coffee shop - :stoned

:glugglug

Shoehorn! 09-25-2005 12:02 PM

Free refills.

Dirty F 09-25-2005 12:03 PM

Free refills are pretty cool yeah. You wont see that over here. To us thats typical American.

Triple 6 09-25-2005 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
A decent stripclub. I love stripclubs. Believe it or not there are no real stripclubs over here. Well at least not in Amsterdam and i dont think anywhere in Holland. Just a few sleazy places for drunk english tourist with ugly chicks.

Diners. I love em :)

Hot chicks going crazy at Mardi Gras and Springbreak and stuff like that.
Girls in Holland dont do that. We dont have parties like that.

Uhm, thats about it actually :1orglaugh I'll add more if i think of something.

mardi gras got washed away////

Dirty F 09-25-2005 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple 6
mardi gras got washed away////


Uhm yeah no shit.

BlackCrayon 09-25-2005 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
We have a good strip club here near ottawa too ... ;)

One of the top 30 worldwide ;)

what one is that?

Young 09-25-2005 12:11 PM

Mardi Gras will go on this year as planned.

smack 09-25-2005 12:35 PM

you guys also don't have primanti sandwhich's.


http://primantibros.com/

Kiwigirl 09-25-2005 12:53 PM

Living in Tampa, there's lots of great strip clubs and as far as crazy public activities....
Tampa is insane with that too! We have Guavaween coming up, which is at the end of October and everone dresses up and girls flash for beads. We also have Gasparilla in January, which once again girls feel free to show there titts for beads! Ahhhh, it is a beautiful country! :thumbsup Girls are not this....um.....free and easy in New Zealand. LOL

pornguy 09-25-2005 12:57 PM

I am in mexico, and we have the BEST strip clubs. The women are HOT as hell, and the private dances go from the chair to the bed if you would like. Of course the bed costs a bit more, but you can get laid for about 100$ It will cost you about 250 to 300 for an escort in Cali. The beer is cheep, starting at about 99cents and up to about 4 bucks in some of the nicer bars.

What I miss about florida is Fantasy Fest in Key west. Take Gasparilla and Guavaween and mix them together, and you have half of fantasy fest!

a1ka1ine 09-25-2005 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck
Diners.

mannnn im so with you on that one.

dennys tastes so good i wish there was something similar over here!

jscott 09-25-2005 01:45 PM

here in the USA we have the most obese women per capita in the world too

.....gotta love that

cykoe6 09-25-2005 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
A decent stripclub. I love stripclubs.

Aint that the fucking truth. There is not one decent strip club in all of Latvia. When I used to live in the US I lived in those places. :winkwink:

Ace-wtf 09-25-2005 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Uhm yeah no shit.

it is still there the french quarter was above the flood water

to the best of my knowledge

Rui 09-25-2005 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
A decent stripclub. I love stripclubs. Believe it or not there are no real stripclubs over here. Well at least not in Amsterdam and i dont think anywhere in Holland. Just a few sleazy places for drunk english tourist with ugly chicks.

Diners. I love em :)

Hot chicks going crazy at Mardi Gras and Springbreak and stuff like that.
Girls in Holland dont do that. We dont have parties like that.

Uhm, thats about it actually :1orglaugh I'll add more if i think of something.

Amen fellow European brother :winkwink:

escorpio 09-25-2005 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
I am in mexico, and we have the BEST strip clubs.

fuckin' A+ :thumbsup

tranza 09-25-2005 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Free refills.

one of the reasons why the US suffers with obesity problems

$5 submissions 09-25-2005 03:11 PM

I miss a lot of things about the USA as well.

Sly 09-25-2005 03:12 PM

Do we have any food types that you guys would call "American food"?

pocketkangaroo 09-25-2005 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
one of the reasons why the US suffers with obesity problems

That and portion size. When I've traveled to other countries, it is a shock to see smaller portion sizes. We sit in the US complaining about carbs and such, but people in Asia and Europe consume a lot of carbs and don't have our problem.

The US is a supersized country, and everything needs to be bigger than the next guy.

pocketkangaroo 09-25-2005 03:14 PM

Mardi Gras will happen this year, you can bet on it. They will rebuild and fix the areas that bring in money and have money first.

gornyhuy 09-25-2005 03:15 PM

I've never been to a strip club in Mexico - i had no idea what i was missing! damn...

DutchTeenCash 09-25-2005 03:45 PM

Weve got vanilla coke. And free refills at Subways. Still diners arent the same true, I miss the thermos on the table and waitresses :)

Doctor Dre 09-25-2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
what one is that?

Pigales ;)

mrthumbs 09-25-2005 04:05 PM

Some things they miss out on in europe:

1 The customer is king attitude
2 Decent Candy (twinkies, reeses, suzie q's etc)
3 sorta related to 1: 24/7 stores.. its virtually impossible even in big cities
to get a decent meal after 10pm

LauraLee 09-25-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
What I miss about florida is Fantasy Fest in Key west. Take Gasparilla and Guavaween and mix them together, and you have half of fantasy fest!

I totally agree. I have done both Guavaween and Gasparilla a couple times each and have enjoyed the hell out of both. I have been going down to FantasyFest for 11 straight years, and that one for me takes the cake. Course we do it on a boat so that certainly makes a difference.

DutchTeenCash 09-25-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
Some things they miss out on in europe:

1 The customer is king attitude
2 Decent Candy (twinkies, reeses, suzie q's etc)
3 sorta related to 1: 24/7 stores.. its virtually impossible even in big cities
to get a decent meal after 10pm

I dont mind we havent got the - hey loser youre doing 1.99/hr so can I fuck you over - attitude here. Although its getting there. And we got candy too. The american ones too in most stores. Plus not being able to go shopping at 3am doesnt bother me. Not being able to eat a meal at 10pm isnt because our restaurants are a bit different then yours. I can get a burger at 3am here, I cant get a 5 course 3 michelin star meal at 3am no. Why would I.

Jakke PNG 09-25-2005 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Do we have any food types that you guys would call "American food"?

Hamburgers.
possibly..bbq, but that depends what is bbq'd

Jer 09-25-2005 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Free refills are pretty cool yeah. You wont see that over here. To us thats typical American.

The only place I know in Brazil with free refills is TGI Friday's :winkwink:

FireFoz 09-29-2005 09:40 AM

What I love about the US that we do not have here is the same gas price :(

ServerGenius 09-29-2005 09:46 AM

No strip clubs in Amsterdam? WTF are you talking about? There's loads of
strip clubs....also in Amsterdam :upsidedow

Customer is king you won't find since here customer service has no effect
on the wages....hell even in a lot of places they're not even allowed to keep
the tips. You will find a few places with excellent service....usual smaller
places and not in the city center.....you have to know them to find them
though.

Haarlem is a city where they have quite a good and big selection with good
restaurants and service.

:2 cents:

ServerGenius 09-29-2005 09:51 AM

Some of these are ALSO brothels...but they also cater strip service
and lapdances......

Blue Bell (Thorbeckepein 24/26, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Broadway Bar (Kalverstraat, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Candy Club (Elkenweg 29, Oosterpark, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Ceres Mens Club (Amsterdam Strip Club)
Chatterley (Zieseniskade 18, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Club Elegance (Nicolaas Witsenkade 38, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Club Extase (Sloterkade 19,1058 HD, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Pattaya Club (Vrolikstraat 156, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Teasers (Damrak 36, Noord Holland, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Up and Down (Amsterdam Strip Club)
Yab Yum Club (Singel 295, Noord Holland, Amsterdam Strip Club)

dynastoned 09-29-2005 09:51 AM

in my experience mardi gras will never be washed away. i live in california and we have special mardi gras parties every once in a while. just because we love to see titties i guess. hell lately we don't even have a name for our mardi gras parties we just have girls running around with they're titties out. :)

ServerGenius 09-29-2005 09:54 AM

Springbreak stuff is starting to rise here aswell.....bloemendaal, zandvoort en
scheveningen.... If you like stand up comedy...there's a boom chicago in
Amsterdam which is pretty funny (english). There are street festivals that
are a bit similar to Mardi Grass events aswell.... :winkwink:

Rotterdam has a Latin Street Carnival festival which is pretty good for all
you latin lovers

Niqqer 09-29-2005 09:58 AM

Diners are great.

As are free refills. Most of Europe and Asia still need to realize that Coca Cola is not liquid gold.

BigasMoe 09-29-2005 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwigirl
Living in Tampa, there's lots of great strip clubs and as far as crazy public activities....
Tampa is insane with that too! We have Guavaween coming up, which is at the end of October and everone dresses up and girls flash for beads. We also have Gasparilla in January, which once again girls feel free to show there titts for beads! Ahhhh, it is a beautiful country! :thumbsup Girls are not this....um.....free and easy in New Zealand. LOL

It's true I'm a witness and I'll also given beads for a flash of Tits!!!

BRISK 09-29-2005 10:03 AM

The Netherlands needs 24hour convenience stores like 7-Eleven. I don't know why it doesn't really have anything like that.

ServerGenius 09-29-2005 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
The Netherlands needs 24hour convenience stores like 7-Eleven. I don't know why it doesn't really have anything like that.

We have nightshops...which are a bit similar....apart from petrol stations that
have shops like supermarkets nowadays. One of the best 24 shop is located
near stadionplein....they offer excellent meals and catering stuff aswell.

ServerGenius 09-29-2005 10:11 AM

The biggest reason why there are not too many is legislation....we have limited
opening hours for a lot shops and stores...they should get rid of that soon!

Dirty F 09-29-2005 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain
Some of these are ALSO brothels...but they also cater strip service
and lapdances......

Blue Bell (Thorbeckepein 24/26, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Broadway Bar (Kalverstraat, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Candy Club (Elkenweg 29, Oosterpark, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Ceres Mens Club (Amsterdam Strip Club)
Chatterley (Zieseniskade 18, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Club Elegance (Nicolaas Witsenkade 38, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Club Extase (Sloterkade 19,1058 HD, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Pattaya Club (Vrolikstraat 156, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Teasers (Damrak 36, Noord Holland, Amsterdam Strip Club)
Up and Down (Amsterdam Strip Club)
Yab Yum Club (Singel 295, Noord Holland, Amsterdam Strip Club)


Those places are nothing like the American stripclubs im talking about. The places you mentioned are sex clubs, tourist clubs and shit like that. Dutchie dont go there.

ServerGenius 09-29-2005 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Those places are nothing like the American stripclubs im talking about. The places you mentioned are sex clubs, tourist clubs and shit like that. Dutchie dont go there.

Blue Bell, Teasers and La vie en Rost (Not La Vie en Rose) are stripclubs
not sexclubs.....last time I checked my passport...it said I was dutch...
and I have been to US strip clubs......even got banned from 1 in Vegas :1orglaugh


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