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This is FUCKING BULLSHIT....
![]() ![]() OKi sorry all just had to vent... any ideas how to break it to my GF? (rember this is after the fact that i told her that I WOULD NOT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO THE KITTY.) |
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it's not your cat. Give it back to the owner.
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take some random homeless cat, smash it with your car tire, collect the guts in a box, send box to bitch and tell her that a horrible accident happened last night ....
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disclaimer:
just trying to help, i don't have anything against cats and no cats got harmed for the last post. (*damn, hopefully PK ain't gonna ban my ass) ![]() |
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Remind me to never let you babysit my kids.
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that is fucked up. maybe kitty will run away and come back to you.
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oh and Gary.... if I asked me to take care of say my 2 kids for 2 weeks and never called never stoped by or anything like that?? would you not wonder WTF??? and come on man be serious.... |
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there is a legal principle called abandonment. If you really are concerned about it - call a lawyer.
Under the law - if you abandon something it is free game. This is how in SOME states you can steal peoples trash and things like that. I think 5 months could certainly be considered abandonment. Cats are considered property - if it was her CHILD - then parents have certain rights - she has no more rights to it than if it was a dishwasher she left with you. I couldn't say for sure - but I would really talk with a lawyer if you are concerned. |
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Keep the cat. It was basically abandoned. Asking someone to watch your cat for 2 weeks then leaving it for 5 months without even calling is crap.
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Ask animal control. Posession tends to affect ownership in various jurisdictions, as far as pets go.
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Oh - See you live in Canada - I have no clue what they do up there
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it's like a car dealership....
if you got a car on the lot and you ask the washboy to take care of it, and get too busy to check back on him for a while, it still doesn't make the car his. (just had to get the ol' car dealership analogy in here somewhere...) ![]() |
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I don't like Equinox anymore.
Just thought I'd share. ![]()
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She said watch it for 2 weeks and you kept it for 5 months?
Fuck that, after the 1st month that cat would have been left in a box at the shelter. I say you kill it. That will teach her. |
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2 words:
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Screw her, she abandonded the cat. Call animal control or whatever they have up there and then take her to court. Any pet owner who would do that is fucked in the head and doesn't give a damn about their pet.
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Hey all thats some good advice.... called the HUMANE SOICOITY they will call back in the morning at let me know
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I have pets from the Humane Society, and you can at least cost her a couple days and 150+ dollars to re-adopt her own cat. I dont know about Canada, but pets from the Humane Society here in Detroit are not free.
Change its name when you give it to them so she has to search physically for it and then the cats records will always show the wrong name. Give it something real fucked up. Shave all its fur off first, except for the head. |
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Hmm... if you leave your car in a parking garage and pay for 2 days upfront, then don't come for it until weeks later, they can legally keep your car until you pay what you owe. Surely there's a law to protect you in the same way... say she can't have her cat back until she pays back the expenses you put into keeping the cat.
I know the expenses are beside the point, though... just a thought. |
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mailman,
i saw this same case in Judge Judy a couple weeks back,,, as far as the orginal owner was concerned the cat was abandon to you,,,, it would of been a different story if she paid for the vet bills and gave you money to keep the cat like you would in a kennel.... you don't even need a lawyer because this can goto the small claims court,,, but of course thats how it is in the US |
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isn't it against the law to voluntarily give back the pussy. if it's not, it should be.
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for the love of crap...its a stupid cat,shoot the fucking thing and be done with it,or give it to me i LOVE cats.
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![]() tell me the bitches name and address and i'll kick her ass and steal your cat back
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You have the Right to charge for "room and board" for the cat
set it at $5.00/day thats 750.00 bucks!!! My father and I used to do this to fuckers that would leave their lawn mowers with us through the winter(my dad owns a lawn mower/motorcycle shop) as long as the charge is in line with what a kennel would charge you are fine. dont try to charge for the two weeks that you agreed to take care of the cat. G. luck |
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![]() Give her a hairball from the cat and send her to the nearest clone research center.
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What is it with webmasters and cats?
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![]() never had a cat,but this is just wrong
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Common mailman!!
Just give the cat to some of your friends for about 2 weeks, tell her it ran away. Get the cat back from your friends and VOILA............ Eighter you trick her or you give the damn cat back man. no animal is worth the trouble of lawsuits and shit like that ![]() Be a man mailman.....just tell your gf thats it like that!!! End of discussion! |
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It's just a cat. It'll be dead of old age in a few years. Get a kitten from the local ASPCA before they gas the thing. Girls dig kittens more than cats anyway.
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i vote for give the cat back, just make sure you get money
for watching the cat and for the vet fees and food bill. Then use that money and let your gf pickout a kitten that you guys can raise together. |
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![]() so, is she/has she actually paid the money for your having kept the cat? at least stipulate she pays you up front and in full before she can recieve her cat. i bet she won't pay and you can keep kitty.
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Call the humane society or whatever you have, and report that the cat has been neglected by its owner for 4.5 months, and that you're in possesion of it. When they come to take it away, ask where you can go to adopt it permanently.
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Fuck cats..
They make my eyes swell & throat itch. Get a dog. Bill those so called friends for 4½ months of expenses & get a new puppy with the dough. Hopefully, they won't treat their children anywhere near the way they left their cat. Fuck them too. Who needs friends that use you and take you for granted. It's only been 5 months..you'll transition quickly. It's not like you've had a couple of years to get attached to it.
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mailman, what's minimum wage? 24 * 7 * 5 months? :D
Wow, wait. Inital minimum wage would cover the first 2 weeks, and then the rest is time and a half overtime. ;) Cheers |
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If you give her a high enough price to get the cat back, chances are, she'll just say "fuck it". If not, you'll be in a lot more extra money to go out and buy a new cat. |
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Cats will even catch their own meal if you are 1 hour late with feeding them (at least mine does)
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i "love" cats
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I cannot believe this!
NO one has mentioned the virtues of goat ownership. apalling i swear. PG rules! ltrz sarcastic dash bastards dot com
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Sucks but if she reimburses you for food then you have to give it back. The best thing to do is get your GF her own kitty or a new one.
I'm getting a new one in 2 months! He is a Devon Rex, only 4 weeks old. A new kitten will help her get over the one to which she is already attached and she will LOOOVVEEE you for it, and so will your other cats. ![]() |
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Get some quotes from boarding homes around you and take the chick to court with all this information. Sue her for the cost of boarding proving that it's a reasonable figure with all the paperwork you provide. The dollar amount is low enough to keep it 'small claims', heck call the Judge Judy equivelent for Canada and get paid for your appearance too!
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