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mailman 02-25-2002 04:58 PM

This is FUCKING BULLSHIT....
 
:( can you belive this?? About 5 months ago some girl asked my GF and I to watch her cat for 2 WEEKS it is not 5 MONTHS later and the girl comes around looking for the cat.. i told her she cant have it... but she said give it or i will call the cops and all that shit... so I CALLED THE COPS and the cops told me that if they give me $$ to cover all the bills and such i HAVE TO GIVE it back.. but thats not the god damn poitn my GF is in love with this cat.. and now i got to thell her we have to give it back after the fact that i told her that i will not let the other bitch get the cat back... HOW THE FUCK IS THE LAW SO MESSED?? fuck man when we got this cat it had worms and shit so we had to get he clead up and my other 2 cats also we bought food for it we took care of it... treated it like it was one of the family.... i am just so pisses... the chick will give us 200 CDN wich is more then enough to cover the bills but it aint enough to cover the time spent and shit like that.... :(

OKi sorry all just had to vent... any ideas how to break it to my GF? (rember this is after the fact that i told her that I WOULD NOT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO THE KITTY.)

Amputate Your Head 02-25-2002 05:00 PM

it's not your cat. Give it back to the owner.

X37375787 02-25-2002 05:01 PM

take some random homeless cat, smash it with your car tire, collect the guts in a box, send box to bitch and tell her that a horrible accident happened last night .... :thumbsup

X37375787 02-25-2002 05:02 PM

disclaimer:

just trying to help, i don't have anything against cats and no cats got harmed for the last post.

(*damn, hopefully PK ain't gonna ban my ass) :winkwink:

Gary 02-25-2002 05:03 PM

Remind me to never let you babysit my kids.

titmowse 02-25-2002 05:04 PM

that is fucked up. maybe kitty will run away and come back to you.

mailman 02-25-2002 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
it's not your cat. Give it back to the owner.
Dude thats besides the point after like a month we figure HELL she said 2 wks?? never called never stoped by nutting like that so we TOOK IT IN so to speek for good not MONTHS later she wants it back??

mailman 02-25-2002 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
that is fucked up. maybe kitty will run away and come back to you.
that would be cool :-)


oh and Gary.... if I asked me to take care of say my 2 kids for 2 weeks and never called never stoped by or anything like that?? would you not wonder WTF??? and come on man be serious....

Chris R 02-25-2002 05:10 PM

there is a legal principle called abandonment. If you really are concerned about it - call a lawyer.

Under the law - if you abandon something it is free game. This is how in SOME states you can steal peoples trash and things like that.

I think 5 months could certainly be considered abandonment. Cats are considered property - if it was her CHILD - then parents have certain rights - she has no more rights to it than if it was a dishwasher she left with you.

I couldn't say for sure - but I would really talk with a lawyer if you are concerned.

FATPad 02-25-2002 05:10 PM

Keep the cat. It was basically abandoned. Asking someone to watch your cat for 2 weeks then leaving it for 5 months without even calling is crap.

theWatsonian 02-25-2002 05:10 PM

Ask animal control. Posession tends to affect ownership in various jurisdictions, as far as pets go.

Chris R 02-25-2002 05:12 PM

Oh - See you live in Canada - I have no clue what they do up there :) Sorry - good luck - I'd still talk with a lawyer to see if they have anything like that in Canada. It doesn't seem fair to you...

Amputate Your Head 02-25-2002 05:12 PM

it's like a car dealership....

if you got a car on the lot and you ask the washboy to take care of it, and get too busy to check back on him for a while, it still doesn't make the car his.

(just had to get the ol' car dealership analogy in here somewhere...) :arcadefre

Cheshire 02-25-2002 05:14 PM

I don't like Equinox anymore.
Just thought I'd share.:mad:

[Labret] 02-25-2002 05:41 PM

She said watch it for 2 weeks and you kept it for 5 months?

Fuck that, after the 1st month that cat would have been left in a box at the shelter.

I say you kill it. That will teach her.

Amputate Your Head 02-25-2002 05:48 PM

2 words:

Chinese Restaurant.

TheEnforcer 02-25-2002 05:56 PM

Screw her, she abandonded the cat. Call animal control or whatever they have up there and then take her to court. Any pet owner who would do that is fucked in the head and doesn't give a damn about their pet.

mailman 02-25-2002 06:09 PM

Hey all thats some good advice.... called the HUMANE SOICOITY they will call back in the morning at let me know :)

[Labret] 02-25-2002 06:20 PM

I have pets from the Humane Society, and you can at least cost her a couple days and 150+ dollars to re-adopt her own cat. I dont know about Canada, but pets from the Humane Society here in Detroit are not free.

Change its name when you give it to them so she has to search physically for it and then the cats records will always show the wrong name. Give it something real fucked up. Shave all its fur off first, except for the head.

kmanrox 02-25-2002 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
take some random homeless cat, smash it with your car tire, collect the guts in a box, send box to bitch and tell her that a horrible accident happened last night .... :thumbsup
bahahahahahaha roflmfao

:tongue:

Danny_C 02-25-2002 11:07 PM

Hmm... if you leave your car in a parking garage and pay for 2 days upfront, then don't come for it until weeks later, they can legally keep your car until you pay what you owe. Surely there's a law to protect you in the same way... say she can't have her cat back until she pays back the expenses you put into keeping the cat.

I know the expenses are beside the point, though... just a thought.

playa 02-25-2002 11:16 PM

mailman,

i saw this same case in Judge Judy a couple weeks back,,, as far as the orginal owner was concerned the cat was abandon to you,,,, it would of been a different story if she paid for the vet bills and gave you money to keep the cat like you would in a kennel....

you don't even need a lawyer because this can goto the small claims court,,, but of course thats how it is in the US

bruce 02-25-2002 11:32 PM

isn't it against the law to voluntarily give back the pussy. if it's not, it should be.

don 02-25-2002 11:33 PM

for the love of crap...its a stupid cat,shoot the fucking thing and be done with it,or give it to me i LOVE cats.

kuwawawah 02-25-2002 11:36 PM

tell me the bitches name and address and i'll kick her ass and steal your cat back:BangBang: :BangBang: :ak47:

redshift 02-25-2002 11:39 PM

You have the Right to charge for "room and board" for the cat

set it at $5.00/day thats 750.00 bucks!!!

My father and I used to do this to fuckers that would leave their lawn mowers with us through the winter(my dad owns a lawn mower/motorcycle shop)

as long as the charge is in line with what a kennel would charge
you are fine.

dont try to charge for the two weeks that you agreed to take care of the cat.

G. luck

cherrylula 02-25-2002 11:57 PM

Give her a hairball from the cat and send her to the nearest clone research center.

SetTheWorldonFire 02-26-2002 12:09 AM

What is it with webmasters and cats?

kuwawawah 02-26-2002 01:26 AM

never had a cat,but this is just wrong:BangBang:

Loch 02-26-2002 02:19 AM

Common mailman!!

Just give the cat to some of your friends for about 2 weeks, tell her it ran away.

Get the cat back from your friends and VOILA............

Eighter you trick her or you give the damn cat back man.
no animal is worth the trouble of lawsuits and shit like that:1orglaugh

Be a man mailman.....just tell your gf thats it like that!!!
End of discussion!

UnseenWorld 02-26-2002 02:23 AM

It's just a cat. It'll be dead of old age in a few years. Get a kitten from the local ASPCA before they gas the thing. Girls dig kittens more than cats anyway.

theWatsonian 02-26-2002 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
What is it with webmasters and cats?
Cats are low maintenance. We don't have to get off our asses and let the things outside.

DarkJedi 02-26-2002 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by don
for the love of crap...its a stupid cat,shoot the fucking thing and be done with it,or give it to me i LOVE cats.
pull your head out of yr ass you dumb fuck

DarkJedi 02-26-2002 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kuwawawah
tell me the bitches name and address and i'll kick her ass and steal your cat back:BangBang: :BangBang: :ak47:
now you'r talkin !

4Pics 02-26-2002 03:01 AM

i vote for give the cat back, just make sure you get money
for watching the cat and for the vet fees and food bill.

Then use that money and let your gf pickout a kitten that you guys can raise together.

titmowse 02-26-2002 03:08 AM

so, is she/has she actually paid the money for your having kept the cat? at least stipulate she pays you up front and in full before she can recieve her cat. i bet she won't pay and you can keep kitty.

AdultWire 02-26-2002 03:22 AM

Call the humane society or whatever you have, and report that the cat has been neglected by its owner for 4.5 months, and that you're in possesion of it. When they come to take it away, ask where you can go to adopt it permanently.

stangster 02-26-2002 03:26 AM

Fuck cats..

They make my eyes swell & throat itch.

Get a dog.

Bill those so called friends for 4½ months of expenses & get a new puppy with the dough.

Hopefully, they won't treat their children anywhere near the way they left their cat. Fuck them too. Who needs friends that use you and take you for granted.

It's only been 5 months..you'll transition quickly.

It's not like you've had a couple of years to get attached to it.

Nysus 02-26-2002 05:43 AM

mailman, what's minimum wage? 24 * 7 * 5 months? :D

Wow, wait. Inital minimum wage would cover the first 2 weeks, and then the rest is time and a half overtime. ;)

Cheers

X37375787 02-26-2002 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I don't like Equinox anymore.
Just thought I'd share.:mad:


heeey, i was just joking damnit ! :)

Slick 02-26-2002 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
You have the Right to charge for "room and board" for the cat
set it at $5.00/day thats 750.00 bucks!!!

That's a very good idea. Hell, I know that the few times that I brought my dog to the kennel, I had to pay $10 per day for it and I had to supply the food for him.

If you give her a high enough price to get the cat back, chances are, she'll just say "fuck it". If not, you'll be in a lot more extra money to go out and buy a new cat.

HeadPimp 02-26-2002 08:02 AM

Quote:

What is it with webmasters and cats?
I can tell you what! They don't sit behind you and grumble when you don't pay attention to them and don't drop their toys in your lap ~200 times till they get you to play them. Now a cat on the other hand will just walk on your keyboard and then lay down on it when they want attention...

Sovjetz 02-26-2002 08:18 AM

Quote:

I can tell you what! They don't sit behind you and grumble when you don't pay attention to them and don't drop their toys in your lap ~200 times till they get you to play them. Now a cat on the other hand will just walk on your keyboard and then lay down on it when they want attention...
exactly. Cats are way smarter and less dependant than dogs.
Cats will even catch their own meal if you are 1 hour late with feeding them (at least mine does)

Theo 02-26-2002 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
take some random homeless cat, smash it with your car tire, collect the guts in a box, send box to bitch and tell her that a horrible accident happened last night .... :thumbsup
very sad comment

Theo 02-26-2002 08:21 AM

i "love" cats

sarcasticbastard 02-26-2002 09:46 AM

I cannot believe this!
NO one has mentioned the virtues of goat ownership.
apalling i swear.
PG rules!

ltrz
sarcastic dash bastards dot com

Cyndalie 02-26-2002 10:11 AM

Sucks but if she reimburses you for food then you have to give it back. The best thing to do is get your GF her own kitty or a new one.

I'm getting a new one in 2 months! He is a Devon Rex, only 4 weeks old. A new kitten will help her get over the one to which she is already attached and she will LOOOVVEEE you for it, and so will your other cats.

http://ecointernet.net/voxelsm.jpg

Cheshire 02-26-2002 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
You have the Right to charge for "room and board" for the cat

set it at $5.00/day thats 750.00 bucks!!!

...as long as the charge is in line with what a kennel would charge
you are fine.

To add to what redshift and Slick said, I was told that every time the 'kitty condo' folks opened a can of cat food to feed my girls they would charge me $2.00 ~ add that to the $5.00 a day you're entitled to for board (that's actually cheap - 'round here they want $10), and it brings your total to $1050 American, or about $1400 Canadian. Talk to a lawyer before you do ANYTHING with the cat, you could be making some green for that time spent if you know all your rights.
Get some quotes from boarding homes around you and take the chick to court with all this information. Sue her for the cost of boarding proving that it's a reasonable figure with all the paperwork you provide. The dollar amount is low enough to keep it 'small claims', heck call the Judge Judy equivelent for Canada and get paid for your appearance too!


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