AdultWire Announcement - Pack of smokes and some homebrew - GoFuckYourself.com

AdultWire · 02-26-2002, 09:06 AM

Whoever is the first to bring 150000 REAL uniques/day for 5 days to a qualifying ADULT website hosted on http://www.theadultwire.com/adultapp/hosting/ wins A PACK OF SMOKES and A BOTTLE OF MY HOMEMADE WINE.

This is the deal of a lifetime.

Dualcpu · 02-26-2002, 09:08 AM

No BMW?

AdultWire · 02-26-2002, 09:09 AM

Uhh.. I'll throw in a lighter with a picture of a BMW on it.. Even if I have to make it myself!!

Dualcpu · 02-26-2002, 09:14 AM

Are you going to sell any bannerclicks?

Loch · 02-26-2002, 09:14 AM

Screw the BMW.

I want at least a plastic mercedes in this deal

AdultWire · 02-26-2002, 09:26 AM

Okay okay.. I've spoken to the VP of marketing, and he has amended the original prize to include a CARTON of smokes, a 2 litre bottle of of homebrew, and a 1/12 scale plastic model of the car of your choice painstakeingly hand painted to simulate it having been in a drunk driving accident with an 18 wheeler.

Who gives you *bling bling* like Theadultwire.com?

Nooooooooooooooooooooobody.

(shit.. Mel Lastman's gonna sue my ass in about 15 minutes)

AdultWire · 02-26-2002, 09:29 AM

YOU COULD WIN THIS:

Loch · 02-26-2002, 09:31 AM

Hmmmmmm

How can we be sure this great deal is legit?

AdultWire · 02-26-2002, 09:34 AM

Well, we sold some traffic to boneprone on ICQ -- he'll verify it -- but don't bother asking him, just take my word.

Loch · 02-26-2002, 09:36 AM

No worries broe

02-26-2002, 09:06 AM	#1
AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	AdultWire Announcement - Pack of smokes and some homebrew Whoever is the first to bring 150000 REAL uniques/day for 5 days to a qualifying ADULT website hosted on http://www.theadultwire.com/adultapp/hosting/ wins A PACK OF SMOKES and A BOTTLE OF MY HOMEMADE WINE. This is the deal of a lifetime. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

02-26-2002, 09:09 AM	#3
AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	Uhh.. I'll throw in a lighter with a picture of a BMW on it.. Even if I have to make it myself!! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

02-26-2002, 09:14 AM	#5
Loch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,674	Screw the BMW. I want at least a plastic mercedes in this deal __________________ Contact us for Beta store access (4000 HD/SD productions) - Editing - Encoding/Post production ICQ - 277 862 930 E-mail casper /@/ cool-content.com

02-26-2002, 09:26 AM	#6
AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	Okay okay.. I've spoken to the VP of marketing, and he has amended the original prize to include a CARTON of smokes, a 2 litre bottle of of homebrew, and a 1/12 scale plastic model of the car of your choice painstakeingly hand painted to simulate it having been in a drunk driving accident with an 18 wheeler. Who gives you bling bling like Theadultwire.com? Nooooooooooooooooooooobody. (shit.. Mel Lastman's gonna sue my ass in about 15 minutes) __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

02-26-2002, 09:29 AM	#7
AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	YOU COULD WIN THIS: __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

02-26-2002, 09:08 AM	#2
Dualcpu Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Europe Posts: 488	No BMW?

02-26-2002, 09:31 AM	#8
Loch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,674	Hmmmmmm How can we be sure this great deal is legit? __________________ Contact us for Beta store access (4000 HD/SD productions) - Editing - Encoding/Post production ICQ - 277 862 930 E-mail casper /@/ cool-content.com

02-26-2002, 09:34 AM	#9
AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	Well, we sold some traffic to boneprone on ICQ -- he'll verify it -- but don't bother asking him, just take my word. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

02-26-2002, 09:36 AM	#10
Loch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,674	No worries broe __________________ Contact us for Beta store access (4000 HD/SD productions) - Editing - Encoding/Post production ICQ - 277 862 930 E-mail casper /@/ cool-content.com