AdultWire Announcement - Pack of smokes and some homebrew
 

Whoever is the first to bring 150000 REAL uniques/day for 5 days to a qualifying ADULT website hosted on http://www.theadultwire.com/adultapp/hosting/ wins A PACK OF SMOKES and A BOTTLE OF MY HOMEMADE WINE.

This is the deal of a lifetime.

No BMW?

Uhh.. I'll throw in a lighter with a picture of a BMW on it.. Even if I have to make it myself!!

Are you going to sell any bannerclicks?

Screw the BMW.

I want at least a plastic mercedes in this deal :GFYBand

Okay okay.. I've spoken to the VP of marketing, and he has amended the original prize to include a CARTON of smokes, a 2 litre bottle of of homebrew, and a 1/12 scale plastic model of the car of your choice painstakeingly hand painted to simulate it having been in a drunk driving accident with an 18 wheeler.

Who gives you *bling bling* like Theadultwire.com?

Nooooooooooooooooooooobody.

(shit.. Mel Lastman's gonna sue my ass in about 15 minutes)

YOU COULD WIN THIS:

http://www.dui.com/crashpictures/CarPieces2sm.gif

Hmmmmmm :stoned

How can we be sure this great deal is legit? :helpme

Well, we sold some traffic to boneprone on ICQ -- he'll verify it -- but don't bother asking him, just take my word.

No worries broe :winkwink: