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Jman · 09-22-2005, 05:02 PM

The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public
holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious
diseases.

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work
periods.
You do not always follow the orders of
the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area
and are often seen visiting other
locations.
You do not take initiative - you need
to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at
the end of your
shift.
You don't always observe necessary
safety regulations
such as wearing protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated
work area before you have completed
the assigned task.

And if all this is not enough, you have
been seen constantly entering and
exiting the work place carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management

MikeVega · 09-22-2005, 05:16 PM

pretty funny ... lol

Spunky · 09-22-2005, 05:18 PM

Heh heh...he said penis

09-22-2005, 05:21 PM

cute

Violetta · 09-22-2005, 05:53 PM

Very good!

3M TA3 · 09-22-2005, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

Heh heh...he said penis

penis

09-22-2005, 05:02 PM	#1
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,794	The Penis.... (pretty funny) The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management __________________ New AI Affiliate Program FantasyXXX.AI TG: @jman1216

09-22-2005, 05:16 PM	#2
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	pretty funny ... lol __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

09-22-2005, 05:18 PM	#3
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09-22-2005, 05:53 PM	#5
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09-22-2005, 05:21 PM	#4
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