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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-26-2002, 12:29 PM

I have been designing non adult sites since 1997, and actually the still account for pretty much HALF of my business (but of course nowhere near half of my income ... which is kinda depressing), so I tell anybody who asks that I am a web developer, and graphics artist, and thus far it has satisfied whoever is asking ...

Metaform · 02-27-2002, 02:01 AM

i just realised that this has been the first thread here on GFY that has gone to 2 pages! My god, i have hit the bigtimes! 8)
actually, ive always wanted a DVD player. How long dooes this baby have to go for me to get one?
Right now, i have a vcr that is 8 years old, and skipps every 10 minutes....i also cant rewind on it.....or else itll fuck up tape
comon everybody, help me get a DVD player. LoL 8)

Metaform · 02-27-2002, 02:02 AM

correction: i meant this has been MY firsat thread to go to 2 pages

the Shemp · 03-26-2002, 05:05 PM

I tell them I'm retired and do a bit of web based consulting.

regards
shemp

tekart · 03-26-2002, 05:08 PM

?I?m a web-designer who?s taking advantage of the huge success in creating a continuous, residual income on the popularity of sex appeal!?

If they want to know more, I tell them to go home and search on the word 'sex' and they'll get the impression of what I do...

but of course, noone's asked yet, so you can say I'm well prepared! LOL

Machine · 03-26-2002, 05:09 PM

I was in Vegas all weekend, and had to answer the question about 300 times.

I always tell people Im a Professional Assassin, occassionally contracted by the US Government.

Sadly, most that know me believe me... with my "Moral Ambiguity".

volante · 03-26-2002, 05:39 PM

Apart from the promotion of adult websites, I also gamble (and make a nice profit!) on horseracing.

Whenever I have told people what I do they don't seem to mind the websites but they ALWAYS think I should see somebody about my gambling "problem" - they don't believe I could possibly make a profit from it!

Now I just tell people that I design and promote websites. If they ask what kind of websites, I say "games, entertainment, that sort of thing..."

TopTGP · 03-26-2002, 05:44 PM

If someone asks me, I say "Im a webmaster. I work on porn sites. What about you?"

No point in lying. Usually they say, "There isn't money in that, is there?"

Morons.

sweandy · 03-26-2002, 05:57 PM

I work 8hrs/day as developer at a webcompany. Run 2 own e-commerce sites selling videogames.
I really dont have time for porn

XXXPaysiteDesign · 03-26-2002, 06:02 PM

either

"traffic broker" or "web designer"

Usually traffic broker because most people don't know anything about the internet and they just stop asking questions thinking I will go over there head in explanation

Uncle Vinny · 03-26-2002, 06:31 PM

i'm a stay home dad, and my wife pays all the bills

MetaformX · 03-27-2002, 01:28 AM

holy shit, this thread is still alive?
damn, i started that a while ago....then i got banned and had to change my name. LoL!

theWatsonian · 03-27-2002, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Metaform
When people ask me what I do, I tell them (insert yours here)

Sounds like a gay pick-up line.

tayloryum · 03-27-2002, 12:10 PM

i'm a website designer and an internet traffic broker.

Fletch XXX · 03-27-2002, 12:15 PM

"None of your goddamn business"

Sly_RJ · 03-27-2002, 12:20 PM

I'm a professional masterbater.

02-26-2002, 12:29 PM	#51
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Metaform Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: 5 miles south of planet earth Posts: 73	i just realised that this has been the first thread here on GFY that has gone to 2 pages! My god, i have hit the bigtimes! 8) actually, ive always wanted a DVD player. How long dooes this baby have to go for me to get one? Right now, i have a vcr that is 8 years old, and skipps every 10 minutes....i also cant rewind on it.....or else itll fuck up tape comon everybody, help me get a DVD player. LoL 8)

02-27-2002, 02:02 AM	#53
Metaform Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: 5 miles south of planet earth Posts: 73	correction: i meant this has been MY firsat thread to go to 2 pages

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