When people ask me what I do, I tell them (insert yours here)
 

When people ask me what I do, I tell them that i own my own internet marketing firm.
my "term" for what i do isnt the most creative thing out there, and usually leads to people asking more questions....so, what do you tell people? looking for original creative shit i can use that will just prevent them from asking anything else 8)

i turn floppy drives into hard drives

"If you don't want someone to know what you do, don't do it."
Lao Tze

haha

i just say i work at paysite marketing...
so basicly i'm not lieing :)
when they as what paysites...i tell them almost every type
Models, Adult, Celebrity, stuff like that

My friends and family know what I do.

But once I was asked while cashing a check and I just said that I sold traffic on the internet. Which is basicly what I am doing :)

I tell people I run a webmaster resource site, and a damn good one at that!

I tell them I take pictures of naked chicks and sell them to adult website owners. Most of them are tipped off by the Adult.com jacket I have been sporting lately. It gets a lot of attention. My uncle asked what Adult.com was. I told him to go home and look it up. When he returned, he asked me what I do. At this point I brought out my laptop and showed him. He liked it but my aunt was not impressed. :thumbsup

As for my neighbors... They never ask but for some strange reason, I get the feeling that they have a pretty good idea of what I do. :)

http://www.ampcontent.com/pics/neighbor.jpg

Hahaha! She's cute BTW.

I tell people that I have been living two lives. (well, three actually...)

I think so too. Thanx. :)

Wanna see something really cool? Click on her picture. :thumbsup

I was first asked by my hair stylist when I first started out...since I lived in the fuckin Bible Built community, I spared her a heartattack and simply said "....I build websites..."


:)

I tell them Im a Pornographer

why say anything less

:Graucho

I tell them to fuck off.

I change it according to my mood. Last time I said

"I buy expired domains that still have some existing link popularity. "


Even if they know SOMETHING about internet, they're not gonna ask a lot more questions.

They MIGHT know what is a domain. But hey.. Expired? Link popularity? LOL

I tell them i'm a pornographer, and then run them over with my car for being so fucking nosy.

Why dont you just tell them you're a goat sex content provider? Industry leader, actually

i tell people i sell gay porn on the net. shuts em up fast.

I tell that I'm a pornographer they all laugh and think I'm joking.
When people know what I do they all want to hear what it's like.
If I tell them that I spend most of the day coding, smoking and
drinking coca cola they all laugh and ask.......no way man!

So I tell them I wake up sit behind my pc watching couples
do all funky shit...oh yeah while watching I have a girl under
my desk giving me a blowjob......for some reason they do
believe that. No matter what I tell them they always want to
hear stuff that's not true......I stopped telling the truth now
it's no use.

So now I meet people and they blink with a smile, shake my
hands and give me the respect sign. I get behind my desk
start coding and think what story to tell them on the next
birthday party.

DynaMite

With women it works perfect to tell that you're a pornographer!
They inmediately think you're the biggest and perverted asshole
they have ever met. So chat a bit more and then it turns out you're only half that bad.......which is to their objective all of sudden quite nice........3 minutes later....curiousity kicks in and
they want to know all about it.......Don't jump in bed with these
women.....now they think you're a sexgod so when you try to
do your thing you turn out to be a liar afterall...back to zero!

DynaMite

With some notable exceptions, I seem I'm with a bunch of guys who are ashamed of what they do. I tell anyone who asks that I make my living shooting nudes. If they need to know a bit more, that I'm a girlie photographer. Sometimes I tell people I shoot softcore. Of course, if you're running a people having sex with goats site, I can see why you would want to tell them something false. Everyone in my family, including my daughter, knows what I do.

I say I milk cows :glugglug




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FLAVORS OF THE WORLD.......

me: I do porn.
him: Whhhaaa ? Kewl dewd ! Hook me up with some shit !
me: ...ok

[pulling out a floppy with the highest paying US dailer]

me: trust me, this really works, free porn my friend. :thumbsup

Haha I tell everyone I work in porn, and no one was ever really surprised ...... which comes to think of it worries me... ha

Well, everyone but my grandmother's of course! :angel

Since I run a web hosting company as well as porn, its easy!

Just tell them the truth, if they don't like it tough........

You don't need approval from anyone except yourself.

aaron, i love it!! sooo busted!! fuck em!!

i tell ppl i think would not dig what i do

'internet advertising, and traffic brokering'

anyone else i just tell em online adult entertainment

=-)

Well I'm in to saving marriges ! Have an ugly wife no problem just jerk off 2 times a day at my site ! (4 only 3,95$ ) :)

Busted? Not hardly man. I do this shit on purpose. I will scan an older pic from a few years back and post it later today or tomorrow. You will get a real kick out of it.

Even the lesbian neighbors seem to know. :)

http://www.ampcontent.com/pics/neighbor2.jpg

I tell them straight out I'm a pornographer.
Flew back from LA last January and said this to the guy sitting on the plane next to me. he turned out to be a Mormon Preacher going to Prague to check out the churches work there.
Quiet flight!!
Who would have thought they can afford Club class??
Dynaspain, never tell anyone that we fuck anything less than 3 out of 4 of the girls that come to castings. If they knew the truth we would all be driving taxis. We sell a fantasy.

THIS GIRL WILL FUCK THEM OR ANYTHING ELSE WITH A PULSE.

Sorry just finished a mixer full of Margaritta and iit's getting to me:helpme

Forgot to tell you this. I am pissed remember.
Last get together everyone was praising a friend of ours son, for passing through his training course wth honors. And as usual half the the group refuse to talk to me. A few peoople here will tell you why, no doubt.

The son has just returned to England, he was working in Bagram, Afghanistan going out to work everyday.

With the Special Forces, he's in 40th Royal Marine Commando and a top Commando. Basically a trained killer.

Me they do not talk to, him they are so proud of.
Is this a fucked up world or what.

When asked what you do for a living, tell them you shot their sister/daughter/mother/girlfriend last week. Doing a four girl one goat scene.

I tell them I'm a minister (I do actually have a minister collar :) (anyone need a priest stuntcock for a photoshoot? Aaron? Unseen? (back aay from the camera kman ;)))

freelance computer programmer is a good answer...

The worst was when I was at a New Years party -- my uncle is a computer programmer and sees my new GTI in the driveway and he gets excited and wants to go for a ride in it -- yadda yadda -- who's car is that? I just ignored him ;)

"I'm in to saving marriges"
LoL ez12 8)

As I once expliened to a US INS officer... I build adult internet websites

Just outta curiousity... Have you ever built any adult, non internet websites? :)

Perhaps an Intranet site or something?

I tell people that I do special effects for the movie industry.
http://KevinYagher.com

Hehe.

Here's a solution for sponsors:

Tell them you shave people :)

I tell people I do stuff

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And when they continue, "What KIND of stuff?" do you tell them "None of your business!"?

i work for the goverment

Tell it like it is man why be embarest?
its a buisness like everything else....sorta, maybe, perhaps :thumbsup

Quote:
Hi Grandma. Ohh what I'm duing at the time. I'm making hardcore porno for dirty old scumbags.. :winkwink:
Had a shooting of a man and a goat last weekend thats why i had to leave early, but you know how grandpa gets around porn....*horny* :1orglaugh

I heard rumors of a hardcore new group "outing" adult webmasters. I hope they out a big hollywood star or some mtv boy band soon...

I say I'm either unemployed or a student (to my relatives) and hope they give me a few hundred ?'s :)

I used to tell my parents i sold drugs, they were so relieved when i told them im a pornographer.

I tell them I'm a webmaster, or that I build sites.


Some times they ask for who or what companies I work for, I say for my own company. Then their heads turns into a big "?" and questions keep coming.
Them: - How do you make money ?
Jer:- I don't. When I do it's to cover last months costs.
Them: ?
Jer: * smile *
Them: Oh, ok.

Others just say "cool" when I say I'm a webmaster, I love those people.

My close friends know that I have an adult toplist, I don't think they have to know more about my business. I think one of them visits it day after day, hehe.

I think next times I'll just say that I make and promote porn sites.
I work with mainstream too, but I like short talks.

I usually start off by saying that I advertise and market sites on the internet, then my husband interrupts and starts pretending like he knows how it works and begins explaining affiliate programs.... From there I start yelling at him for interrupting and telling him that he's wrong and he starts yelling at me...

By this time the person has now decided that they don't want to hear anymore and change the subject

If you want to try this an you're alone you may have to fake turetts (or however you spell it)

~~Alli

Ya, I don't think I would tell anyone I work in the porn area...I would be afraid of what they would think....So instead I tell them I sell crack to little kids on the playground

I tell them I work for a hosting company
100% true :Graucho

I just happen to skip the rest of my online activities, since they seem so satisfied with my first answer :)

I say I work on that there new fangeled fad called a Personal Computer......and something called the Internet.......where I live we still send smoke signals(hehehe):Graucho

well since i dont make to awful much here i must work a full time job as a manager at a local resturant.. all my family and friends know but i have had a few co-workers ask and i say "do u really wanna know?" they say "..... uhm sure?" I say " I sell porn :tongue:


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