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#1 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 1,215
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Sold My Sites...I'm Getting Out of the Biz!!!
i know this sounds quiet weird
i dont know if its an act of god or what i woke up today with a vision. im not sure if its by the grace of god or what.. but, i have found my true calling in life one that is not of sin and degrading those that sin into great depths. a new career that i can be proud to tell my parents about and my wife will be proud about i have made a pact with myself to start a life of joy. a life of love and happiness. with that in mind, i have decided to follow my heart. my true love in life. Elvis i'm moving to las vegas in 3 days and going to try to get a job as an impersonator. i wish everyone the best of luck in their ventures. i hope there is no hard feelings. cheers, brian aka little elvis **below as some screen shots from my audition tapes ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Chi-town
Posts: 3,112
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Well, my friend. It's a long trip from Dublin to Vegas, but your pics prove how cool you look! I'd persue it! Just make me one promise...when I get married (I should say "If"). I wanna be married by Elvis. So, it HAS to be you! Okay!?
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#3 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kansas
Posts: 3,560
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In the immortal words of the King:
"If your heart is restless and you can't go on When you're tired and weary, but you can't go on Well a distant dream is a callin' you Then there's just one thing that you can do Yeah, you gotta follow that dream wherever that dream may lead you You gotta follow that dream wherever that dream may lead" Best of luck in Vegas, Brian ![]() ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction |
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#4 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: o-HI-o
Posts: 7,183
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My Gawd! D.R. has converted MrBrian (and prob picked up his sites for a song in the process)
Just say No MrBrian to drugs, chicken, pork chops, cake, donuts, cop badges and hey pink caddies are passe` too. ![]() |
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#5 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Montreal
Posts: 1,526
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You obviously have smoked some very good crack lately =)!
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#6 |
Hall Of Fame
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posts: 34,415
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You should join up with the Jesus Dialer Team, and Diabetic Rage.
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#7 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Chi-town
Posts: 3,112
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Where can I get some of that crack? There's a few extra bucks in it for you...
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#8 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 3,963
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Elvis was not a Hispanic............
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#9 |
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Check out the ultimate Elvis Impersonator, he's even better than the original.
http://www.extremeelvis.com/ |
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#10 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 1,215
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i will be selling my own special blend
just call 1-800-GFY-DRUG ![]() and to snow, im not latin you are turkish, right? beautiful country with a lot of history |
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Montreal
Posts: 1,830
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good luck brian!
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#12 | |
Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
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Good luck though ![]() ------------------ "We are all porn stars , just some of us are brave enough to do it on film!" ![]() |
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#13 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: SoCal
Posts: 649
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LOL MrBrian
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#14 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
Posts: 11,856
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Who the fuck is Elvis?
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#15 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 1,215
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i just love this post...
im a commedian for myself ![]() |
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#16 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: atlanta, GA
Posts: 6,432
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LOL,,was it tough growing that belly
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#17 | |
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Philly, PA USA
Posts: 206
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Where... Where! ... WHERE!! in all of God's good Graceland do you find these sites!! ![]() Xtremely Nekkid Elvis ![]() LOL |
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#18 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 1,215
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have fun trying to sleep tonite...i would suggest drinking a litre of some fine brew before even attempting to...
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#19 |
Marketing & Strategy
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Former nomad
Posts: 14,293
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While we're into immortal words...
In the immortal words of THE KINGS: "Welcome to where time stands still No-one leaves and no-one will The moon is full, never seems to change It's labeled mentally derranged..." ------------------ Respect, DamageX |
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#20 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: atlanta, GA
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LOL,,elvis didn't have a dick!!
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#21 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Former nomad
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Oh, and by the way... Compared to THAT I look fucking fantastic.
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#22 |
GFY Chaperone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Adult.com
Posts: 9,846
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I've often consifered selling everything to persue a career honoring the King.
Doesn't everyone? |
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#23 |
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Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710.
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TCB with a lightning bolt, brothers.
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#24 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 1,215
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:D
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#25 |
Not making A Comeback
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 10,218
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![]() fucking hell where did he put his cock????? why is he peeing out from under a clitoris??? russian women have bigger dicks than him... |
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#26 |
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Location: Hollywood Fl.
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HUH???
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#27 |
Master of Gfy.com
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 14,887
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sweet does this mean we get to lose all the popups at cdgirls ? i fucking hate those exit consoles
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#28 |
aka K-Man
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
Posts: 29,292
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is that what they do in aussie???
sweet!!! the poor guy is fat, ugly, and he has the smallest penis EVER!! right on!!
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