Sold My Sites...I'm Getting Out of the Biz!!!
 

i know this sounds quiet weird

i dont know if its an act of god or what
i woke up today with a vision. im not sure if
its by the grace of god or what..
but, i have found my true calling in life
one that is not of sin and degrading those that sin into great depths. a new career that i can be proud to tell my parents about and my wife will be proud about

i have made a pact with myself to start a life of joy. a life of love and happiness.
with that in mind, i have decided to follow my heart. my true love in life. Elvis

i'm moving to las vegas in 3 days and going to try to get a job as an impersonator. i wish everyone the best of luck in their ventures. i hope there is no hard feelings.

cheers, brian
aka little elvis

**below as some screen shots from my audition tapes

http://www.home.eznet.net/~bigtoast/GEShack210011.jpg
http://www.home.eznet.net/~bigtoast/GEShack210012.jpg
http://www.home.eznet.net/~bigtoast/GEShack210013.jpg

Well, my friend. It's a long trip from Dublin to Vegas, but your pics prove how cool you look! I'd persue it! Just make me one promise...when I get married (I should say "If"). I wanna be married by Elvis. So, it HAS to be you! Okay!?

In the immortal words of the King:

"If your heart is restless and you can't go on
When you're tired and weary, but you can't go on
Well a distant dream is a callin' you
Then there's just one thing that you can do

Yeah, you gotta follow that dream wherever that dream may lead you
You gotta follow that dream wherever that dream may lead"

Best of luck in Vegas, Brian http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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My Gawd! D.R. has converted MrBrian (and prob picked up his sites for a song in the process)
Just say No MrBrian to drugs, chicken, pork chops, cake, donuts, cop badges and hey pink caddies are passe` too. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

You obviously have smoked some very good crack lately =)!

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wiZd0m
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You should join up with the Jesus Dialer Team, and Diabetic Rage.

Where can I get some of that crack? There's a few extra bucks in it for you... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Elvis was not a Hispanic............

Check out the ultimate Elvis Impersonator, he's even better than the original.
http://www.extremeelvis.com/

i will be selling my own special blend
just call 1-800-GFY-DRUG http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif


and to snow, im not latin
you are turkish, right?
beautiful country with a lot of history

good luck brian!

Id be more proud if you were in the porn biz LOL

Good luck though http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif



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"We are all porn stars , just some of us are brave enough to do it on film!"
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LOL MrBrian http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

Who the fuck is Elvis?

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i just love this post...

im a commedian for myself http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

LOL,,was it tough growing that belly

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Where... Where! ... WHERE!! in all of God's good Graceland do you find these sites!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif I'm having a little trouble shaking this image from my mind:

Xtremely Nekkid Elvis http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/eek.gif.

LOL

have fun trying to sleep tonite...i would suggest drinking a litre of some fine brew before even attempting to...

http://www.extremeelvis.com/elvispic...g_0716_jpg.jpg

While we're into immortal words...
In the immortal words of THE KINGS:

"Welcome to where time stands still
No-one leaves and no-one will
The moon is full, never seems to change
It's labeled mentally derranged..."

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Respect,
DamageX

LOL,,elvis didn't have a dick!!

Oh, and by the way... Compared to THAT I look fucking fantastic. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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Respect,
DamageX

I've often consifered selling everything to persue a career honoring the King.

Doesn't everyone?

TCB with a lightning bolt, brothers.

:D

http://www.extremeelvis.com/photos/i...sm_jpg_jpg.jpg

fucking hell where did he put his cock????? why is he peeing out from under a clitoris??? russian women have bigger dicks than him...

HUH???

:repuke

sweet does this mean we get to lose all the popups at cdgirls ? i fucking hate those exit consoles

is that what they do in aussie???
sweet!!!


the poor guy is fat, ugly, and he has the smallest penis EVER!! right on!!