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imaginax · 09-21-2005, 09:48 PM

If you know you will have sex with a new girl, what should you do to prepare to give her the banging of a lifetime?

tony286 · 09-21-2005, 09:48 PM

take a shower and powder your balls lol

Sosa · 09-21-2005, 10:21 PM

jerk off a few hours before

have the condoms ready also.

BIGTYMER · 09-21-2005, 10:22 PM

Amen! Take his advice.

imaginax · 09-21-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

jerk off a few hours before

have the condoms ready also.

Should it be a few hours before, or a day before?

I always assumed that if it's a few hours before, that might lower your stamina? Is my thinking flawed?

escorpio · 09-21-2005, 10:24 PM

duct tape

butterflybucks · 09-21-2005, 10:24 PM

a prenuptial.... because you know she's gonna hook up in for the long haul.

SomeCreep · 09-21-2005, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by imaginax

If you know you will have sex with a new girl, what should you do to prepare to give her the banging of a lifetime?

Make sure you have at least a 3 pack of trojan ultra thins and plenty of lube.

Young · 09-21-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

jerk off a few hours before

have the condoms ready also.

Don't jerk off too close to the time though.

Last night I got a booty call from a girl I hadn't fucked yet. I rubbed one out and told her I needed an hour to eat and shower before I went there.

It took me forever to get hard and maintain since the room was dark...and after I finally got it going it took me almost 2 hours to finish. To make it worst she kept stopping because it hurt.

diggy · 09-21-2005, 10:28 PM

http://www.stud100.com/home.htm

LiveDose · 09-21-2005, 10:30 PM

Prepare...LOL

Just bang the shit out of her.

justfreemovies · 09-21-2005, 10:31 PM

jerk off twice
within an hour before encounter
put anbesol on toungue so you cant taste the puss
and show about six hours of fun

escorpio · 09-21-2005, 10:40 PM

set up the hidden cams

Doc911 · 09-21-2005, 10:41 PM

Just remember:

Most girls take offence to have a cock shoved up their ass on the first date. However, most won't say anything unless you take the gag out of their mouth.

brizzad · 09-21-2005, 10:41 PM

jack off like three times before

Young · 09-21-2005, 10:45 PM

Follow these steps and repeat if necessary

1. insert the penis
2. fuck her like a rabbit for 30-55 seconds
3. finish and make as much noise as possible
4. apologize and tell her its been awhile

fuzzylogic · 09-21-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc911

Just remember:

Most girls take offence to have a cock shoved up their ass on the first date. However, most won't say anything unless you take the gag out of their mouth.

thats right!

and wtf is that lingo that poster above was libbin about puttin somethin on the tongue?

fuzzylogic · 09-21-2005, 10:47 PM

only u know how long it takes for u to become arosed after rubbing urself out.

be romantic, slow with lots of foreplay. chicks love foreplay.

escorpio · 09-21-2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

only u know how long it takes for u to become arosed after rubbing urself out.

be romantic, slow with lots of foreplay. chicks love foreplay.

What is this "foreplay" you speak of?

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 09-21-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

have the condoms ready also.

this is the most important!

georgeyw · 09-21-2005, 11:05 PM

go to google - look up 'Dirty Sanchez'

HTH

machinegunkelly · 09-21-2005, 11:08 PM

so yer gonna slip it to the married chick eh ?

PixeLs · 09-21-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa

jerk off a few hours before

have the condoms ready also.

I always make sure she'll get into sevral climax before I do, so this advice suits well for me.

Shoehorn! · 09-21-2005, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

What is this "foreplay" you speak of?

reed_4 · 09-22-2005, 12:18 AM

Prepare your video cam to record your date with that new girl.

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