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imaginax 09-21-2005 09:48 PM

If you know you will have sex with a new girl, what should you do to prepare?
 
If you know you will have sex with a new girl, what should you do to prepare to give her the banging of a lifetime?

tony286 09-21-2005 09:48 PM

take a shower and powder your balls lol

Sosa 09-21-2005 10:21 PM

jerk off a few hours before :) have the condoms ready also.

BIGTYMER 09-21-2005 10:22 PM

Amen! Take his advice.

imaginax 09-21-2005 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
jerk off a few hours before :) have the condoms ready also.


Should it be a few hours before, or a day before?

I always assumed that if it's a few hours before, that might lower your stamina? Is my thinking flawed?

escorpio 09-21-2005 10:24 PM

duct tape

butterflybucks 09-21-2005 10:24 PM

a prenuptial.... because you know she's gonna hook up in for the long haul.

SomeCreep 09-21-2005 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imaginax
If you know you will have sex with a new girl, what should you do to prepare to give her the banging of a lifetime?

Make sure you have at least a 3 pack of trojan ultra thins and plenty of lube.

Young 09-21-2005 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
jerk off a few hours before :) have the condoms ready also.

Don't jerk off too close to the time though.

Last night I got a booty call from a girl I hadn't fucked yet. I rubbed one out and told her I needed an hour to eat and shower before I went there.

It took me forever to get hard and maintain since the room was dark...and after I finally got it going it took me almost 2 hours to finish. To make it worst she kept stopping because it hurt.

diggy 09-21-2005 10:28 PM

http://www.stud100.com/home.htm

LiveDose 09-21-2005 10:30 PM

Prepare...LOL

Just bang the shit out of her.

justfreemovies 09-21-2005 10:31 PM

jerk off twice
within an hour before encounter
put anbesol on toungue so you cant taste the puss
and show about six hours of fun

escorpio 09-21-2005 10:40 PM

set up the hidden cams

Doc911 09-21-2005 10:41 PM

Just remember:

Most girls take offence to have a cock shoved up their ass on the first date. However, most won't say anything unless you take the gag out of their mouth.

brizzad 09-21-2005 10:41 PM

jack off like three times before

Young 09-21-2005 10:45 PM

Follow these steps and repeat if necessary

1. insert the penis
2. fuck her like a rabbit for 30-55 seconds
3. finish and make as much noise as possible
4. apologize and tell her its been awhile

fuzzylogic 09-21-2005 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc911
Just remember:

Most girls take offence to have a cock shoved up their ass on the first date. However, most won't say anything unless you take the gag out of their mouth.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh thats right!

and wtf is that lingo that poster above was libbin about puttin somethin on the tongue?

fuzzylogic 09-21-2005 10:47 PM

only u know how long it takes for u to become arosed after rubbing urself out.

be romantic, slow with lots of foreplay. chicks love foreplay.

escorpio 09-21-2005 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic
only u know how long it takes for u to become arosed after rubbing urself out.

be romantic, slow with lots of foreplay. chicks love foreplay.

What is this "foreplay" you speak of?

Stacey_JoinRightNow 09-21-2005 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
have the condoms ready also.


this is the most important! :thumbsup

georgeyw 09-21-2005 11:05 PM

go to google - look up 'Dirty Sanchez'

HTH

machinegunkelly 09-21-2005 11:08 PM

so yer gonna slip it to the married chick eh ?

PixeLs 09-21-2005 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
jerk off a few hours before :) have the condoms ready also.

I always make sure she'll get into sevral climax before I do, so this advice suits well for me. :winkwink:

Shoehorn! 09-21-2005 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
What is this "foreplay" you speak of?

:1orglaugh

reed_4 09-22-2005 12:18 AM

Prepare your video cam to record your date with that new girl. :thumbsup


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