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Old 09-20-2005, 03:23 PM   #1
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viagra joke

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon & eggs?
A slice of toast maybe & some grapefruit & coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's the Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite.

At lunchtime she asks if he would like something: a bowl of soup,
homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich.

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food.

Come dinner time she asks again, "Would you like a juicy porterhouse
steak & scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken
or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No, I'm still not hungry."

The wife replies:
"Well, would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:13 PM   #2
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good one, man. that's just hilarious.
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:59 PM   #3
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Heh heh..that was kinda funny
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