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Old 09-20-2005, 03:19 PM   #1
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My Political Joke For The day..
3 Surgeons






Three surgeons were having a conversation:
>
> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
> lost 7
> fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
> performed
> a private concert for the Queen of England."
>
> The 2nd surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
> and legs
> in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
> medal in
> field events in the Olympics."
>
> The 3rd surgeon said, You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
> cowboy
> who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
> traveling at 80 miles per hour. All I had left to work with was the
> horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United
> States."
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Old 09-20-2005, 03:21 PM   #2
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hahaha thats funny
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Old 09-20-2005, 03:40 PM   #3
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LOL. Great joke.
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Old 09-20-2005, 03:52 PM   #4
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Old 09-20-2005, 04:41 PM   #5
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Nice one
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:33 PM   #6
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:36 PM   #7
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:07 PM   #8
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I love that joke! One of my favs!
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:09 PM   #9
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Love is in the air!
You guys sure love your president
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:10 PM   #10
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:30 PM   #11
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3 Surgeons

Three surgeons were having a conversation:
>
> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
> lost 7
> fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
> performed
> a private concert for the Queen of England."
>
> The 2nd surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
> and legs
> in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
> medal in
> field events in the Olympics."
>
> The 3rd surgeon said, You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
> cowboy
> who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
> traveling at 80 miles per hour. All I had left to work with was the
> horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United
> States."
Ok, this post settles all my inquiries about him
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Old 09-20-2005, 11:26 PM   #12
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that joke made my day. good one.
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:24 AM   #13
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hahahahah! that's really funny lol
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:32 AM   #14
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:42 AM   #15
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Old 09-21-2005, 04:08 AM   #16
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lol that was great man..
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Old 09-21-2005, 04:29 AM   #17
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The third surgeon deserves a penalty of death for such stupid act.
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Old 09-21-2005, 04:41 AM   #18
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hilarious lol
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