TheGoldenChild

3 Surgeons






Three surgeons were having a conversation:
>
> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
> lost 7
> fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
> performed
> a private concert for the Queen of England."
>
> The 2nd surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
> and legs
> in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
> medal in
> field events in the Olympics."
>
> The 3rd surgeon said, You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
> cowboy
> who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
> traveling at 80 miles per hour. All I had left to work with was the
> horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United
> States."

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