If all the states in the United States went to war against each other... - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 09-18-2005, 08:33 PM

Who would win?

My guess would be either Florida, California, or Texas (because we have an endless supply of new recruits from foreign countries).

Which U.S. state would win if we all declared war against each other?

Peaches · 09-18-2005, 08:35 PM

Whomever has the nukes ;)

xlogger · 09-18-2005, 08:36 PM

Yeah right, NY will win!!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-18-2005, 08:38 PM

Cali would never win..too full of weak asses. neither would florida.. Texas might have a close run. NY would be left in the dust.. my bet goes on WA, OR, or Michigan.. these places are crawling with camo wearing militia types that have been waiting for a day like this

spanky part 2 · 09-18-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

Cali would never win..too full of weak asses. neither would florida.. Texas might have a close run. NY would be left in the dust.. my bet goes on WA, OR, or Michigan.. these places are crawling with camo wearing militia types that have been waiting for a day like this

Have you ever been to Brooklyn or Queens. Oregon hahahahahahah I lived there growing up. A bunch of mullet headed pussies.

NY hands down.

Rob · 09-18-2005, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by spanky part 2

Have you ever been to Brooklyn or Queens. Oregon hahahahahahah I lived there growing up. A bunch of mullet headed pussies.

NY hands down.

New York would be too busy trying to kick New Jersey's ass and the they would both be out of the war after day 5.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-18-2005, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by spanky part 2

Have you ever been to Brooklyn or Queens. Oregon hahahahahahah I lived there growing up. A bunch of mullet headed pussies.

NY hands down.

I have been... just a bunch of thugs that have no idea about survival skills in the mountains ..if you want to conquer the WA or OR boys..that is where you will have to go and find them. NY thugs would be left standing on the street corner trying to protect their spot

bjjb · 09-18-2005, 08:48 PM

They did that once... About 145 years ago.. Northern states won

Rob · 09-18-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bjjb

They did that once... About 145 years ago.. Northern states won

Naw, that was a group of States vs. another group of States. This would be each State against the next.

(Didn't something like this happen in Russia or the old Yugoslavia?)

bangman · 09-18-2005, 08:54 PM

How about we all just kill off NJ?
Would you miss it?

We could then turn it into a huge amusement park named New Jersey World.

bjjb · 09-19-2005, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

Naw, that was a group of States vs. another group of States. This would be each State against the next.

(Didn't something like this happen in Russia or the old Yugoslavia?)

Russia has been fighting Chechnya since the Soviet Union broke up. Dunno if anyone else is involved

MrIzzz · 09-19-2005, 12:33 AM

hawaii would win...since we'd all be too busy fighting a land war. rednecks cant swim and neither can thugs

ThunderBalls · 09-19-2005, 12:33 AM

I say all the states should get together and takeover Texas. Give it back to the Mexicans so it can be free to be the shithole it really is.

stevo · 09-19-2005, 12:40 AM

Non of these states were on my list, but after reading this study, ill have to reconsider:

Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Wyoming, West Virginia, Arkansas, which are the six states with the highest rates of gun ownership, have more than 21,000 homicides combined. That is nearly three times as many as the four states with the lowest rates of gun ownership, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New Jersey, according to a new study from Harvard University's School of Public Health in Boston, Massachusetts.

People who live in Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Wyoming, West Virginia, and Arkansas are more than three times as likely to be murdered and four times as likely to die from a gun-related homicide than people who lived in the low gun-ownership states of Hawaii, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New Jersey. In the six high gun-ownership states, about half of all households have firearms, compared with 13 percent of households in the low gun-ownership states. The Harvard team said they are not certain if the higher rates of household gun ownership are a cause or a result of the increased number of homicides. "It is possible, for example, that locally elevated homicide rates may have led to increased local gun acquisition," they write in the December issue of the American Journal of Public Health where the research was published.

aico · 09-19-2005, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by spanky part 2

Have you ever been to Brooklyn or Queens. Oregon hahahahahahah I lived there growing up. A bunch of mullet headed pussies.

NY hands down.

Please, NY would be one of the first to fucking go. Brass nuckles and leather jackets don't fair to well against gun toting Militia freaks. People in WA & OR have been training for a civil war for the last 20 years.

StickyGreen · 09-19-2005, 12:45 AM

california would fuck shit up...

Niqqer · 09-19-2005, 12:52 AM

New York, no doubt about it.

Who in their right mind would fuck with a state full of people dressed like this?

Spankyspicpost · 09-19-2005, 12:54 AM

kentucky would be my pick ;)

Niqqer · 09-19-2005, 12:54 AM

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california would fuck shit up...

California wouldn't do shit, all the nigggers in CA are too busy fighting each other.

BusterBunny · 09-19-2005, 01:26 AM

California would win we have the governator.

Turf · 09-19-2005, 02:38 AM

everyone else in the world ? ;)

dylan4U · 09-19-2005, 02:53 AM

Who could win? I think Rhode Island

PixeLs · 09-19-2005, 02:58 AM

New Orleans, it wont be the target at all.

jimthefiend · 09-19-2005, 03:32 AM

North Carolina and Georgia.

Dumb Question.

Edit for the 'tards: Thats where most of our armored, artillery and airborne divisions are based.

Tat2Jr · 09-19-2005, 03:40 AM

Oregon? shit.... they're way to stoned to care about any war.
California? We're too busy making porn.

spanky part 2 · 09-19-2005, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

Please, NY would be one of the first to fucking go. Brass nuckles and leather jackets don't fair to well against gun toting Militia freaks. People in WA & OR have been training for a civil war for the last 20 years.

Yep the mafia doesn't know how to fight. Oregonians are some of the biggest pussies on the planet.I know, I go back there every year to visit. I scare the living shit out them, by just talking a little rough.

Just because they drive pick-up trucks doesn't make them tough. Now if we are talking about bad hair and fat women, or gothic teens with piercings and lots of invented problems, you guys win hands down. Yep those tree huggers are a real tough bunch.

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stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	Non of these states were on my list, but after reading this study, ill have to reconsider: Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Wyoming, West Virginia, Arkansas, which are the six states with the highest rates of gun ownership, have more than 21,000 homicides combined. That is nearly three times as many as the four states with the lowest rates of gun ownership, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New Jersey, according to a new study from Harvard University's School of Public Health in Boston, Massachusetts. People who live in Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Wyoming, West Virginia, and Arkansas are more than three times as likely to be murdered and four times as likely to die from a gun-related homicide than people who lived in the low gun-ownership states of Hawaii, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New Jersey. In the six high gun-ownership states, about half of all households have firearms, compared with 13 percent of households in the low gun-ownership states. The Harvard team said they are not certain if the higher rates of household gun ownership are a cause or a result of the increased number of homicides. "It is possible, for example, that locally elevated homicide rates may have led to increased local gun acquisition," they write in the December issue of the American Journal of Public Health where the research was published.

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