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Old 09-17-2005, 11:32 PM   #1
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How much do paternity test cost where you live?

Over here they cost 150 bucks..... but i think its bullshit because julia blue needs to get 54 guys tested, and they won't even give her bulk pricing
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:33 PM   #2
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Over here they cost 150 bucks..... but i think its bullshit because julia blue needs to get 54 guys tested, and they won't even give her bulk pricing
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:34 PM   #3
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hey i think i just made a yo mama joke..

"yo mama such a slut, the paternity clinic gives her bulk discounts"
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:34 PM   #4
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hey i think i just made a yo mama joke..

"yo mama such a slut, the paternity clinic gives her bulk discounts"
HAHAHA, genius.
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:38 PM   #5
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nevermind, i know whos it is now... came out wearing an eyepatch and a budgie on his shoulder
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:39 PM   #6
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nevermind, i know whos it is now... came out wearing an eyepatch and a budgie on his shoulder
Wilfred Brimley?
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:40 PM   #7
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however, he was also carrying a shoe horn and also knew how to play the drum solo in smells like teen spirit.. so it could also be shoehorns... i'm guessing it was during the Double penetration with him and chio and the sperm combined and joined a super sperm or something..

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Old 09-17-2005, 11:41 PM   #8
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however, he was also carrying a shoe horn and also knew how to play the drum solo in smells like teen spirit.. so it could also be shoehorns... i'm guessing it was during the Double penetration with him and chio and the sperm combined and joined a super sperm or something..

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Let it be known that our peninses never touched.
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Old 09-18-2005, 12:54 AM   #9
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Hit up Maury Povich and make it sound interesting and he'll invite you on his show to do a free paternity test.
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Old 09-18-2005, 03:44 AM   #10
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Hit up Maury Povich and make it sound interesting and he'll invite you on his show to do a free paternity test.
the stage isn't big enough for 54 potential fathers


unless they stacked the potential fathers ontop of eachother Tetris style
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Old 09-18-2005, 03:49 AM   #11
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Old 09-18-2005, 04:25 AM   #12
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Old 09-18-2005, 12:27 PM   #14
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The correct answer:

Paternity tests cost WAY less than 18 years of child support
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Old 09-18-2005, 12:36 PM   #15
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Old 09-18-2005, 03:34 PM   #16
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Old 09-18-2005, 08:37 PM   #17
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Sam, and Shoehorn in one thread. It's comedy overload.
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Old 09-19-2005, 05:50 PM   #18
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I am not really aware of the particulars of paternity tests. How soon will you be able to get the result?
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