How much do paternity test cost where you live?

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  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18647

    #1

    How much do paternity test cost where you live?

    Over here they cost 150 bucks..... but i think its bullshit because julia blue needs to get 54 guys tested, and they won't even give her bulk pricing
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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #2
    Originally posted by sonofsam
    Over here they cost 150 bucks..... but i think its bullshit because julia blue needs to get 54 guys tested, and they won't even give her bulk pricing

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18647

      #3
      hey i think i just made a yo mama joke..

      "yo mama such a slut, the paternity clinic gives her bulk discounts"
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      • Shoehorn!
        Die With Your Boots On
        • Oct 2003
        • 22872

        #4
        Originally posted by sonofsam
        hey i think i just made a yo mama joke..

        "yo mama such a slut, the paternity clinic gives her bulk discounts"
        HAHAHA, genius.

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        • Julia Blue
          Registered User
          • Aug 2005
          • 21

          #5
          nevermind, i know whos it is now... came out wearing an eyepatch and a budgie on his shoulder
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          • Shoehorn!
            Die With Your Boots On
            • Oct 2003
            • 22872

            #6
            Originally posted by Julia Blue
            nevermind, i know whos it is now... came out wearing an eyepatch and a budgie on his shoulder
            Wilfred Brimley?

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            • Julia Blue
              Registered User
              • Aug 2005
              • 21

              #7
              however, he was also carrying a shoe horn and also knew how to play the drum solo in smells like teen spirit.. so it could also be shoehorns... i'm guessing it was during the Double penetration with him and chio and the sperm combined and joined a super sperm or something..

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              • Shoehorn!
                Die With Your Boots On
                • Oct 2003
                • 22872

                #8
                Originally posted by Julia Blue
                however, he was also carrying a shoe horn and also knew how to play the drum solo in smells like teen spirit.. so it could also be shoehorns... i'm guessing it was during the Double penetration with him and chio and the sperm combined and joined a super sperm or something..

                someone wanna send me some traffic?
                Let it be known that our peninses never touched.

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                • lazycash
                  Troll Patrol
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 15214

                  #9
                  Hit up Maury Povich and make it sound interesting and he'll invite you on his show to do a free paternity test.
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                  • sonofsam
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 18647

                    #10
                    Originally posted by lazycash
                    Hit up Maury Povich and make it sound interesting and he'll invite you on his show to do a free paternity test.
                    the stage isn't big enough for 54 potential fathers


                    unless they stacked the potential fathers ontop of eachother Tetris style
                    I like turtles.

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                    • Tat2Jr
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 4882

                      #11
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                      • gangbangjoe
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                        • May 2004
                        • 17693

                        #12
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                        • Nismo
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                          • May 2002
                          • 4977

                          #13
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                          • Gungadin
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 444

                            #14
                            The correct answer:

                            Paternity tests cost WAY less than 18 years of child support
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                            • Makingcoin
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                              • Aug 2002
                              • 8919

                              #15
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                              • tranza
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                                • Jun 2003
                                • 57559

                                #16
                                Originally posted by gangbangjoe
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                                • Theo The Theologian
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 1099

                                  #17
                                  Sam, and Shoehorn in one thread. It's comedy overload.


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                                  • tristan_D
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                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 7865

                                    #18
                                    I am not really aware of the particulars of paternity tests. How soon will you be able to get the result?
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