How much do paternity test cost where you live?
 

Over here they cost 150 bucks..... but i think its bullshit because julia blue needs to get 54 guys tested, and they won't even give her bulk pricing :1orglaugh

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hey i think i just made a yo mama joke..

"yo mama such a slut, the paternity clinic gives her bulk discounts"

HAHAHA, genius. :1orglaugh

nevermind, i know whos it is now... came out wearing an eyepatch and a budgie on his shoulder

Wilfred Brimley?

however, he was also carrying a shoe horn and also knew how to play the drum solo in smells like teen spirit.. so it could also be shoehorns... i'm guessing it was during the Double penetration with him and chio and the sperm combined and joined a super sperm or something..

someone wanna send me some traffic?

Let it be known that our peninses never touched. :2 cents:

Hit up Maury Povich and make it sound interesting and he'll invite you on his show to do a free paternity test.

the stage isn't big enough for 54 potential fathers :1orglaugh


unless they stacked the potential fathers ontop of eachother Tetris style :2 cents:

Much more then condoms do!

this thread is priceless :1orglaugh

The correct answer:

Paternity tests cost WAY less than 18 years of child support

Hahahhha..

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100% priceless :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sam, and Shoehorn in one thread. It's comedy overload.

I am not really aware of the particulars of paternity tests. How soon will you be able to get the result?